*hiss*
*makes self llok big until new cat makes itself friendly*
*stand infront of LC*
Ain't meanin' to sound unfriendly, know what I mean? No hisses or nothin', no ears back, tail lashing. Like, where I lived before it was survival of the fittest, none of that stuff with fancy silver collars and Frontline for fleas every month. So now I got to learn your ways. I got to be more upper class. I'll try a purr and see what youse say.
Purrrrrrrr
Purrrrrrrr
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
you're quiet these days tlc. we'd love to hear more of your diary. well, i would anyway i am SO BORED At home all day. i want to go back to work and send the baby back to the baby shop, but apparently they don't do refunds.
Have you tried a visit from the nice perl ice lady when you get bored Beer Belle? I donât know what bored means but my yuman said she gets bored when Les the Vet is at work so the nice perl ice lady comes and visits and it makes my yuman feel so much better.
Itâs a shame that the shop doesnât do refunds on yuman babies. Have you tried changing it for a really nice puppy dog or even a nice cat like our lovely LC?
quote:Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
Ain't meanin' to sound unfriendly, know what I mean? No hisses or nothin', no ears back, tail lashing. Like, where I lived before it was survival of the fittest, none of that stuff with fancy silver collars and Frontline for fleas every month. So now I got to learn your ways. I got to be more upper class. I'll try a purr and see what youse say.
Purrrrrrrr
oooer !
*creeps out slowly from behind sofa*
^peeps warily from behind big tom*
what do you think mr tom?
do you think he's safe???
quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
you're quiet these days tlc. we'd love to hear more of your diary. well, i would anyway i am SO BORED At home all day. i want to go back to work and send the baby back to the baby shop, but apparently they don't do refunds.
Have you tried a visit from the nice perl ice lady when you get bored Beer Belle? I donât know what bored means but my yuman said she gets bored when Les the Vet is at work so the nice perl ice lady comes and visits and it makes my yuman feel so much better.
Itâs a shame that the shop doesnât do refunds on yuman babies. Have you tried changing it for a really nice puppy dog or even a nice cat like our lovely LC?
I don't think anyone would fall for the swap. it's the horrific noise he makes you see. he is a "very demanding baby" according to the health visitor. she should know. she is the one that does re-homing i think.
I have lent him to my mum for the afternoon. I am just having some me time here, then i am going to go to sleep for 3 solid hours!!
I have got this new cat food I am trying out. my cats sukey and polly really like it....
I'll leave you a bowl between the fridge and the sofa
quote:Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
Ain't meanin' to sound unfriendly, know what I mean? No hisses or nothin', no ears back, tail lashing. Like, where I lived before it was survival of the fittest, none of that stuff with fancy silver collars and Frontline for fleas every month. So now I got to learn your ways. I got to be more upper class. I'll try a purr and see what youse say.
Purrrrrrrr
you sound like a streetwise kinda guy there...
have you ever had any vaccines ff ??? You should really make sure you are in tip top condition. if you knock on the cats protections door they will get you looked over if you like. then you can be sure not to pass anything contagious on to the other cats in the neighbourhood.
Or catch aything yourself either.quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:quote:Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
Ain't meanin' to sound unfriendly, know what I mean? No hisses or nothin', no ears back, tail lashing. Like, where I lived before it was survival of the fittest, none of that stuff with fancy silver collars and Frontline for fleas every month. So now I got to learn your ways. I got to be more upper class. I'll try a purr and see what youse say.
Purrrrrrrr
you sound like a streetwise kinda guy there...
have you ever had any vaccines ff ??? You should really make sure you are in tip top condition. if you knock on the cats protections door they will get you looked over if you like. then you can be sure not to pass anything contagious on to the other cats in the neighbourhood.
hello f.f.
i've decided not to be such a scaredy-cat and make friends.
i met some cats a bit like you when i lived in skwolla. they were very fierce though and chased me.
you look just as fierce but really you're quite friendly aren't you?
at least i think you are.
you can't be friendly with all cats though, or how did you get that torn raggedy ear and those scars on your nose?
you look like a pirate cat.
where did you come from?
have you got a home?
have you got a yuman bean of your own?
have you ever been to a v.e.t.?
have you had vacksy nations?
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.
.
and have you been *done"??
i've decided not to be such a scaredy-cat and make friends.
i met some cats a bit like you when i lived in skwolla. they were very fierce though and chased me.
you look just as fierce but really you're quite friendly aren't you?
at least i think you are.
you can't be friendly with all cats though, or how did you get that torn raggedy ear and those scars on your nose?
you look like a pirate cat.
where did you come from?
have you got a home?
have you got a yuman bean of your own?
have you ever been to a v.e.t.?
have you had vacksy nations?
.
.
.
and have you been *done"??
quote:I don't think anyone would fall for the swap. it's the horrific noise he makes you see. he is a "very demanding baby" according to the health visitor. she should know. she is the one that does re-homing i think.
I have lent him to my mum for the afternoon. I am just having some me time here, then i am going to go to sleep for 3 solid hours!!
Maybe you should try lending him to your friends for "birth control".
It's OK LC. FF seems OK just a bit rough aorund the edges. He/she might have had a bad yuman bean 
We should try our hardest to make him/her feel welcome.
Hello FF!
I am Tom, LC "special" friend. LC is only a ickle cat and gets scared easily around new cats. Don't be off ended, she is very nice
We should try our hardest to make him/her feel welcome.Hello FF!
I am Tom, LC "special" friend. LC is only a ickle cat and gets scared easily around new cats. Don't be off ended, she is very nice
Hi there Tom and LC. That's a friendly welcome to a purr. I'm going to try another one. Purrrrrr. Like, I'm new to this. Where I lived, a new cat on the block, the others would gang up on them. I didn't like living there but what was the choice? My yuman didn't care. Didn't feed me that much so I was out there in the alley after the throwaway burgers and fish and chips. Youse is real class welcoming me like this.
No, I never been done. And I never had the vacksi thingies. But I got a new yuman now and she's talking about this, though I don't know what she means. She found me when I wus on the streets one night. She seems kind. I get fed every day now. Food and friends, I think I'm in cat heaven.
No, I never been done. And I never had the vacksi thingies. But I got a new yuman now and she's talking about this, though I don't know what she means. She found me when I wus on the streets one night. She seems kind. I get fed every day now. Food and friends, I think I'm in cat heaven.
hello little cat wanders in as a little sniff round can smell a tom cat.but is it safe for ratty in here. 
LC knew a rat called roland once. I think he lived under a shed. Or was it the mattress in Skwolla? 
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
LC knew a rat called roland once. I think he lived under a shed. Or was it the mattress in Skwolla?
it was the one who lived in the garden, mrs fluffy.
the one who lived under the mattress in skwolla didn't have a name. he was a nice rat though.
i gave him my big mac.
quote:Originally posted by Friendly Feline:
Hi there Tom and LC. That's a friendly welcome to a purr. I'm going to try another one. Purrrrrr. Like, I'm new to this. Where I lived, a new cat on the block, the others would gang up on them. I didn't like living there but what was the choice? My yuman didn't care. Didn't feed me that much so I was out there in the alley after the throwaway burgers and fish and chips. Youse is real class welcoming me like this.
No, I never been done. And I never had the vacksi thingies. But I got a new yuman now and she's talking about this, though I don't know what she means. She found me when I wus on the streets one night. She seems kind. I get fed every day now. Food and friends, I think I'm in cat heaven.
*stands very close to big tom just in case.....*
hello f.f.
i once lived in a place like that. leroy's dad said it was called "skwolla".
it wasn't very nice.
there were a lot of fierce cats there too - but i kept out of their way.
i spent most of my time there hiding under furniture because the little yumans in the house were nearly as bad as the fierce cats outside.
i think you'll be all right here though.
you can come out singing on the tiles with me and mr tom if you like.
i bet you can teach us some new songs.
Just popping in to leave a wee bit extra ham and cream in the fridge as we seem to have a potential new crew member.
climbs in fridge and nicks ham what no musturd
quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat: he was a nice rat though.
i gave him my big mac.
why? Was it raining??
quote:Originally posted by roland rat:
climbs in fridge and nicks ham what no musturd
oh 'eck cats... looks like trouble
I found a dead rodent in my spare bedroom yesterday morning. i should avoid my sukey if i was you roland!
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat: he was a nice rat though.
i gave him my big mac.
why? Was it raining??
well, yes mrs belle - it was as i remember.
in fact when the nice lady said she was taking keanu and kevin and shelby and sapphire out to get big macs i thought she meant raincoats as well.
but then she came back with this nasty greasy thing in a bread roll for me and said that was a big mac.
i gave it to the rat. he seemed to like to eat anything.
hmm i think i will stay out of this thread and sneak back when thay have nice food the ham i nicked was rank.could we get honey smoked ham next time with some extra mature chedder and crackers
quote:Originally posted by roland rat:
climbs in fridge and nicks ham what no musturd
We had a dead rat at the bottom of our garden once. I rolled all over it and I smelt lovely. My yuman said I had apong. That must be why that rat wot nicked the ham is called roland.
Ah ha! Very Funny. Surely you haven't forgotten everything from C4 forums already!quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat: he was a nice rat though.
i gave him my big mac.
why? Was it raining??
She also gave him some KFC - and I don't blame her. Horrible stuff it is. Em excuse me. TLC does not keep 'rank' stuff in her fridge. Only the finest foods go in there.quote:Originally posted by roland rat:
hmm i think i will stay out of this thread and sneak back when thay have nice food the ham i nicked was rank.could we get honey smoked ham next time with some extra mature chedder and crackers
quote:Originally posted by roland rat:
hmm i think i will stay out of this thread and sneak back when thay have nice food the ham i nicked was rank.could we get honey smoked ham next time with some extra mature chedder and crackers
you're a bit fussy for a rat aren't you?
Skwolla? Youse know skwolla? Yup, that was where I lived till this yuman found me and I decided to adopt her. I don't live in skwolla no more. I live in a house. And I sleep on a sowfa.
Honest, I ain't no threat to no-one, just want to be friends. Tell you what, I'm purring and I'm going to just sit here and perhaps you'll talk to me like you have been. Friends is even better than sowfa.
Honest, I ain't no threat to no-one, just want to be friends. Tell you what, I'm purring and I'm going to just sit here and perhaps you'll talk to me like you have been. Friends is even better than sowfa.
Dont worry FF...you seem nioce I fink you can have something from the fridge and come with me and LC on the tiles
BTW are you a he or a she...this is impportnat to LC
BTW are you a he or a she...this is impportnat to LC
Hi Lc, Tom and ff
I've put some fish in your fridge Lc
There's lamb casserole too I know bagabones
will enjoy. I tried to lock your fridge
as there's a rat pacing about nearby so you'll have to be careful
Tom and ffI've put some fish in your fridge Lc
There's lamb casserole too I know bagabones
will enjoy. I tried to lock your fridge
as there's a rat pacing about nearby so you'll have to be careful
*runs in leaves fishy shortbread runs out*
quote:Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
Dont worry FF...you seem nioce I fink you can have something from the fridge and come with me and LC on the tiles
BTW are you a he or a she...this is impportnat to LC
what mr tom says is true, ff.
you can always trust mr tom. he's the most wonderful cat in the whole world.
help yourself from the fridge - but watch out for that rat.
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and ARE you a boy or a girl cat - or don't you know?
I fink FF has gone shy now
*sits patiently and waits for fish*
*sits patiently and waits for fish*
quote:Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
I fink FF has gone shy now
*sits patiently and waits for fish*
*sits patiently next to mr tom and waits for fish*
=
=quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:quote:Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
I fink FF has gone shy now
*sits patiently and waits for fish*
*sits patiently next to mr tom and waits for fish*
=
*sits next to cats and
Hi Little Cat == and friends == 
the weeks are just flying it will soon be Christmas
I have brought some salmon for a change hope you like it and a meaty bone for bagabones with drinkies have a lovely day /weekend take care
= and friends == the weeks are just flying it will soon be Christmas
I have brought some salmon for a change hope you like it and a meaty bone for bagabones with drinkies have a lovely day /weekend take care quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
the weeks are just flying it will soon be Christmas
WHAT!!??!!
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
the weeks are just flying it will soon be Christmas
WHAT!!??!!
I SO didn't need to hear that.
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
the weeks are just flying it will soon be Christmas
Thank you for the lovely salmon marguerita.
mr tom and i are very grateful.
we waited all day for machel to come with fish but she never arrived.
i wonder if she is o.k.
it's not like machel to forget fish-day.
mr tom and i are very grateful.
we waited all day for machel to come with fish but she never arrived.
i wonder if she is o.k.
it's not like machel to forget fish-day.
quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:
Thank you for the lovely salmon marguerita.
mr tom and i are very grateful.
we waited all day for machel to come with fish but she never arrived.
i wonder if she is o.k.
it's not like machel to forget fish-day.
she was going away or something if you remember last friday. i'm sure she is ok
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:
Thank you for the lovely salmon marguerita.
mr tom and i are very grateful.
we waited all day for machel to come with fish but she never arrived.
i wonder if she is o.k.
it's not like machel to forget fish-day.
she was going away or something if you remember last friday. i'm sure she is ok
oops yes - i forgot.
and mr tom and me have been sitting here all day like lemons, waiting for her.
we ARE a pair of silly cats.
