quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
ooh i thinks the little cat has been out in the sunshine all bank holiday x x

hello everybody.
i've been very busy because of this holly day thing.
and i've also been doing a lot of thinking and worrying.

i'll tell you about it.

the big man didn't go to work yesterday. he stayed at home and aunty pet said he had to do some gardening.
leroy and his daddy came as well to help.
(well leroy's daddy helped but leroy just played with me.)

leroy and his daddy haven't got a garden of their own you see because they live in a flat, so it's nice for them to come and do things in aunty pet's garden.

leroy's daddy says he likes gardening.

i heard him tell the big man that he was looking forward to having a garden of his own to look after and the big man said " well, it won't be long now, will it"

that really worried me because then i remembered something that happened just before I came on this forum.

I thought it had all been forgotten about - until yesterday - and i didn't bother copying it out of my old diary - but perhaps i'd better now, just so you know why i'm so worried.

27.03.09
i've got a lot to put into my diary but i've been putting off telling everybody because i'm really worried about something i heard aunty pet and leroy's daddy talking about.
i don't like the sound of it at all.
i'll tell you what i'm worried about.

as you all know, i'm living here in this nice house with aunty pet and i'm very happy here, but i'm not really aunty pet's little cat.
i really belong to leroy and his daddy because they rescued me and took me away from those horrid children when i was living in skwolla.

*shudders*

i couldn't live with leroy and his dad because they've only got a little flat and they aren't allowed pets, so Leroy's dad said he was putting feelers out and he took me to live with his sister who is aunty pet and leroy comes to visit me.
i like it here.

well, i heard aunty pet saying that leroy's dad is going to get married to a nice lady that he's been putting his leg over for ages. (i didn't understand that. has he been walking over her or something? why?)

but the lady can't come and live with leroy and his dad in their flat because it's too small, so they are going to get a new house where they can all live together. and leroy says he'll be able to have me back to live with them in the new house.

i don't know what to think. i love leroy but i love auntie pet too and i like living here.

besides, if the new house is a long way away i might not be able to see mr. tom and bagabones.

i don't know what to dooooooooo!

*wail*

so you can see why i was worried.
but lots of my friends on the forum said they thought it would be all right - and I thought it would be as well because i heard that the move wasn't going to happen due to a crunchy thing.

30.03.09
i feel a bit better now.
i heard aunty pet saying it would be a long long time before leroy's daddy could get a house because he was brass sick
and there was some sort of crunch too.
cod it crunch? …. gettit crunch? ….cruddy crunch?

something like that anyway - that went around crunching up houses or something.

( i hope that cruddy cruncher doesn’t come round crunching up aunty pet's house!!!!!!)

so aunty pet says it will be at least the end of summer before anything happens.
that's a relief.

she says leroy's daddy will just have to be patient and take himself in hand.

I didn't quite understand that - but then there's a lot of yuman talk i don't understand.

i've just realised what i wrote:-

quote:

so aunty pet says it will be at least the end of summer before anything happens.
that's a relief.

it's the beginning of summer now!!!!

how long does summer last?

oh dear - now i'm REALLY worried.

sorry - i forgot to say thank you apricot and marguerita and aunty bagel for all the lovely things.

Good morning TLC, I am leaving you a nice tray of Prawns on ice. enjoy

hi tlc. summer generally ends when it is september. so you have a few months yet, but i would think that it is just a rough idea. buying houses and moving is quite a complicated business for us yumans, so sometimes it happens all of a sudden and sometimes it takes longer than expected. i am sure leroy will make sure you are the best looked after possible no matter who you live with, and i am sure you will still be able to get on here. the government has a target that every household should have broadband internet access by 2012. i heard it on the radio 4 "today" program this morning.

hello little cat *stocks fridge with fishy shortbread and lovely milk*

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
so you can see why i was worried.
but lots of my friends on the forum said they thought it would be all right - and I thought it would be as well because i heard that the move wasn't going to happen due to a crunchy thing.

I can understand your concern about moving LC. I’d hate to go back to the ‘orrible hairy yuman man. We must make plans for your future. If you go, could you find your way back? I’m sure if Auntie Pet found you sitting on her doorstep she would realize that she belongs to you and let you stay. If Mr. Tom gets onto the tiles and sings very loud you would hear him from anywhere and he could guide you back.

what a clever dog animal you are, bagabones.
i never thought of that.
i suppose it would all depend on how far away my new home was.
if it was a very long way, in a motor car or even in one of those flying things perhaps, i might not be able to get back.
i shall have to make sure that if i get taken away i don't go in a cat carrier. if i just sit on someone's lap and watch out of a car window i might be able to see which way i go.

then i could get back again.

i'm sure you could sniff me out and find me though, bagabones.

and like you said - mr tom could sing very loud.
i could hear mr tom singing from miles ans miles away.

i feel a bit happier now.

Hello Little Cat - I was reading another cat's diary today.
What do you think of this?


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Oh - and for Bagabones - here is the dog's version.

Not much like you Bagabones but then he's obviously an American dog. You can tell by the spelling of "favourite" and the fact that he calls their garden a "yard".

Perhaps American doggies are more easily pleased....

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......


8:00 am -Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - Awalk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

quote:

Originally posted by Artymags:
Oh - and for Bagabones - here is the dog's version.

Not much like you Bagabones but then he's obviously an American dog. You can tell by the spelling of "favourite" and the fact that he calls their garden a "yard".

Perhaps American doggies are more easily pleased....

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......


8:00 am -Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - Awalk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

It’s nice to hear that other dogs are happy. I think that one needs to get out more though. He hasn’t got Les the Vet and a yuman as nice as mine and machel hasn’t made him a blanket. I wonder if he has pussy cats to sing for him from the tiles. So many nice people bring me bones but his seem to be rationed. He can have one of my old ones if he really needs one.

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He can have one of my old ones if he really needs one.

It would probably be his favorite thing!

A cat friend sent me this email,

Giving a Cat a Pill
1. Pick cat up and put in the crook of the left arm as if holding a baby.

2. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth and slowly apply pressure to cheeks. As mouth opens, pop pill in. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

3. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

4. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

5. Get new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for ten seconds.

6. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse.

7. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open and blow pill down drinking straw.

8. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to get rid of the bad taste. Apply plaster to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

9. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.

10. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with string and bind tightly to leg of dining-table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garden shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by a large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour glass of milk down throat to wash pill down.

11. Get spouse to drive you to casualty. Sit quietly whilst doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnant's from right eye. Stop at furniture shop on the way home to order new dining-table.

12. Arrange for vet to make home visit.

i am sure tlc would NOT behave in this manner, nor would us cat lovers, but cats are so clever at avoiding being given a pill

quote:

Originally posted by machel:
A cat friend sent me this email,

Giving a Cat a Pill
.

And have you seen the dog version?

1. Wrap pill in bacon.
2. Allow dog to gulp it down.

quote:

Originally posted by Artymags:

quote:

Originally posted by machel:
A cat friend sent me this email,

Giving a Cat a Pill
.

And have you seen the dog version?

1. Wrap pill in bacon.
2. Allow dog to gulp it down.

Les the Vet says that the weather is going to be nice this weekend so we can have another BBQ. I like them because I get special treats called “itsraw”. Last time we ate outside and had visitors I caught a bar steward bugler in our bedroom so I’ll be extra careful this time. It worked out well because a nice lady from the perl ice came to visit us. Les the Vet said that some of the perl ice were very tasty as she worked with them once. I don’t know what this one tasted like but Les the Vet had a good close up sniff whilst my yuman was in the kitchen.

quote:

Originally posted by Bagabones:I don’t know what this one tasted like but Les the Vet had a good close up sniff whilst my yuman was in the kitchen.

did she now? if i was you bagabones i'd keep and eye on les the vet.

Little Glitzy collar for your nights out on the Tiles Little Cat xxxx

Little Prezzie for Bagabones xxxx

wow, thank you for the collar syd. i wonder what mr tom will say when he sees me in that.

i see it's got a rabbit on it though.

all us cats and bagabones got into a lot of trouble about rabbits on the other forum.

sukey got stuck in a drawer with a rabbit and bagabones lost a lot of posts and nearly got bopped for talking about them too much.

i might have to remove the rabbit.

quote:

Originally posted by The Little Cat:
wow, thank you for the collar syd. i wonder what mr tom will say when he sees me in that.

i see it's got a rabbit on it though.

all us cats and bagabones got into a lot of trouble about rabbits on the other forum.

sukey got stuck in a drawer with a rabbit and bagabones lost a lot of posts and nearly got bopped for talking about them too much.

i might have to remove the rabbit.

Oh that was a special 'Playcat' Bunny, sorry did'nt know, take the 'Playcat' bunny off then, and wear the collar with pride xxxx

I don't think the rabbit on your collar is the sort of rabbit that mods didn't like you to talk about, Little Cat.

They were buzzy rabbits that lived in a drawer.

This one is just a pretty, unmoving, quiet, sparkly rabbit.

I should leave it on.

quote:

Originally posted by Artymags:
I don't think the rabbit on your collar is the sort of rabbit that mods didn't like you to talk about, Little Cat.

They were buzzy rabbits that lived in a drawer.

This one is just a pretty, unmoving, quiet, sparkly rabbit.

I should leave it on.

of all right, mrf magf. i'll leave it on then - af long af you think it will be o.k.
it if very pretty.

better not let bagabones fee it though - you know what he'f like about rabbitf.....

Good morning Little Cat.

I see you're wearing your new sparkly collar. It looks lovely and the rabbit is very nice.

I just popped in to tell you I'm going away for a week. I'll be back on June 7th.
I shan't be able to look in and see if you're behaving yourself while I'm away but Mrs. Belle says she'll keep an eye on you all.

Try not to cause her too much trouble.

See you in just over a week - bye!

byeeee mrs mags.

have a lovely time

_{*crosses paws*}
i promise we'll all be good.

quote:

Originally posted by Artymags:
Good morning Little Cat.

I see you're wearing your new sparkly collar. It looks lovely and the rabbit is very nice.

I just popped in to tell you I'm going away for a week. I'll be back on June 7th.
I shan't be able to look in and see if you're behaving yourself while I'm away but Mrs. Belle says she'll keep an eye on you all.

Try not to cause her too much trouble.

See you in just over a week - bye!

i certainly will arty. i hope tlc and crew don't do what my pcs did last night.

poor little fledgling.

quote:

Originally posted by The Little Cat:
of all right, mrf magf. i'll leave it on then - af long af you think it will be o.k.
it if very pretty.

better not let bagabones fee it though - you know what he'f like about rabbitf.....

have you been on ancient manufcript tlc, or have you had too much of that jersey cream milk??

quote:

have you been on ancient manufcript tlc, or have you had too much of that jersey cream milk??

no - i went on there mrs belle because i heard mrs mags talking about me on there. i could understand what she was saying even though she was talking funny.

i felt a bit indignant you see.

Hi Little Cat == and friends == The weather is gorgeous here today hope it is the same for all of you as I know you all like lying in the sun I have brought tou some prawns today for a nice treat and drinkies not forgetting bagabones meaty bone have a lovely day/evening take care

Fishday Friday

hi tlc and crew
sorry i'm late but i went into skegness to buy some fish and it was so sunny i went for a walk along the promenade first.
Tuna today as i am having a jacket tate with tuna and mayo, i've left some cream from mr machel's trifle in your fridge with some double gloucester
bagabones has lots of bones so i have bought you
a new ball to play with

have a nice holiday artymags

quote:

Originally posted by Artymags:
Good morning Little Cat.

I see you're wearing your new sparkly collar. It looks lovely and the rabbit is very nice.

I just popped in to tell you I'm going away for a week.
I shan't be able to look in and see if you're behaving yourself while I'm away but Mrs. Belle says she'll keep an eye on you all.

Try not to cause her too much trouble.

What’s “a week” Artymags? Is it something like “a walk”? Why do you have to go away for it? Can’t someone bring it for you like all the nice yumans bring me bones? Do you go for it in the car or on a bike? I hope it doesn’t take too long to collect it as we will all miss you and I won’t have anyone to tell me to get my spaces right when I “post”.

quote:

Originally posted by Syd:
Little Prezzie for Bagabones xxxx

I love the collar, thanks syd. It’s nicer than the one my yuman wears when she goes to bed. Hers matches the silver bracelets that Les the Vet bought for her that are the same as the nice perl ice lady wears on her belt.

quote:

Originally posted by Bagabones:
What’s “a week” Artymags? Is it something like “a walk”? Why do you have to go away for it? Can’t someone bring it for you like all the nice yumans bring me bones? Do you go for it in the car or on a bike? I hope it doesn’t take too long to collect it as we will all miss you and I won’t have anyone to tell me to get my spaces right when I “post”.

i think i better help you out bagabones as artymags might not be able to answer you for 7 days. that is what a week is. it is a collection of 7 consecutive days and nights.

artymags is on a working holiday for a while. she will not be near her computer so she will not be posting here until she returns from her time away. does that make sense?

and i think i better not comment on les the vet's 'bracelets'

quote:

Originally posted by Marguerita:
Hi Little Cat == and friends == The weather is gorgeous here today hope it is the same for all of you as I know you all like lying in the sun I have brought tou some prawns today for a nice treat and drinkies not forgetting bagabones meaty bone have a lovely day/evening take care

hello milky marge! thankyou so much as always for the sumptuous offerings!
i like your cat pictures too.
ooh its exhaustingly hot sitting in the sunshine all afternoon, especially for a little black cat like me

quote:

Originally posted by machel:
Fishday Friday

hi tlc and crew
sorry i'm late but i went into skegness to buy some fish and it was so sunny i went for a walk along the promenade first.
Tuna today as i am having a jacket tate with tuna and mayo, i've left some cream from mr machel's trifle in your fridge with some double gloucester
bagabones has lots of bones so i have bought you
a new ball to play with

have a nice holiday artymags

fishday already!! this week has gone really quickly, although i haven't seen much of mr tom
is the ball for bagabones? i like toys too. i have a ball of wool somewhere. now where is it? i'm sure i packed it in my box when i moved from the other place....

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i think i better help you out bagabones

he's a d.o.g.
he needs all the help he can get

quote:

Originally posted by The Little Cat:
byeeee mrs mags.

have a lovely time

_{*crosses paws*}
i promise we'll all be good.

has she gone yet??
*checks all the cupboards and corners*