Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
and with that...I shall love you lot and leave you... 
all I can say is revenge is sweet and it wasn't evil 
Aww Dame. Leaving us in suspenders eh?
I once let the cat out the bag on someone else's lies without realising as a little kid.
My Mum's friends daughter and i went to the shops and back to her house, where her Mum and mine were having a cuppa and chat. Mum's mate says to mine "Can i borrow your light? that daughter of mine keeps stealing mine even though she apparently doesn't smoke!" to which i piped up in her defence... "No she doesnt she had to ask someone for a light on the way to shop" 
oops
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
and with that...I shall love you lot and leave you... all I can say is revenge is sweet and it wasn't evil
I'm bitterly disappointed now!! 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I once let the cat out the bag on someone else's lies without realising as a little kid.
My Mum's friends daughter and i went to the shops and back to her house, where her Mum and mine were having a cuppa and chat. Mum's mate says to mine "Can i borrow your light? that daughter of mine keeps stealing mine even though she apparently doesn't smoke!" to which i piped up in her defence... "No she doesnt she had to ask someone for a light on the way to shop" oops
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I once let the cat out the bag on someone else's lies without realising as a little kid.
My Mum's friends daughter and i went to the shops and back to her house, where her Mum and mine were having a cuppa and chat. Mum's mate says to mine "Can i borrow your light? that daughter of mine keeps stealing mine even though she apparently doesn't smoke!" to which i piped up in her defence... "No she doesnt she had to ask someone for a light on the way to shop" oops
Yes oops!
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I once let the cat out the bag on someone else's lies without realising as a little kid.
My Mum's friends daughter and i went to the shops and back to her house, where her Mum and mine were having a cuppa and chat. Mum's mate says to mine "Can i borrow your light? that daughter of mine keeps stealing mine even though she apparently doesn't smoke!" to which i piped up in her defence... "No she doesnt she had to ask someone for a light on the way to shop" oops
Ooof..!
Aw Roger I understand that, my parents were utterly skint and I used to tell the kids at school that i got clothes & money for Xmas when I didn't
I understand that, my parents were utterly skint and I used to tell the kids at school that i got clothes & money for Xmas when I didn't
It's not exactly a lie, but one time I took mr summer to a swanky hotel for his birthday and at checking out time they only charged me for 1 night, not 2. I said nothing and walked off 
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pea~:
It's not exactly a lie, but one time I took mr summer to a swanky hotel for his birthday and at checking out time they only charged me for 1 night, not 2. I said nothing and walked off
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pea~:
It's not exactly a lie, but one time I took mr summer to a swanky hotel for his birthday and at checking out time they only charged me for 1 night, not 2. I said nothing and walked off
Fab 
My MiL used to make simply the best Yorkie puds - her daughter my SiL makes them almost as good.
Many years ago my SiL came to stay - she was and still is the laziest cow on earth and I was cooking sunday lunch. She shouted out into the kitchen 'I'll make the Yorkies'
I thought to myself 'Oh no you bl**dy won't I can make decent Yorkies.
Well .......................I made them whilst she still sat on her ar*e in the front room. They were an absolute disaster so I went to throw them in the bin and then thought .......no - she might see them. So I spread newspaper on the work top and was wrapping them up ready to throw out when she walked in
She exclaimed very loudly 'What on earth are you doing?'
I can't remember my exact reply but it was something quite ridiculous.
Never before and never since have I had such a Yorkie Pud disaster - TYPICAL!!
@Soozy...I can just picture that
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
OK, brace yourselves for a shock but.... I don't always sport a wonky up-do.
I'd be shocked if I could fathom out what I should be shocked about!
I've actually re-read it and understand now
That's worrying in itself 
Was thinking that too - that it's worrying!
I might have told a policeman that my car tax was in the post. (in the good old days when you could still do that).
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pea~:
Aw Roger I understand that, my parents were utterly skint and I used to tell the kids at school that i got clothes & money for Xmas when I didn't
I understand that, my parents were utterly skint and I used to tell the kids at school that i got clothes & money for Xmas when I didn't Awww Sweet