I'm guessing I've told some whoppers in my time but right at this minute I can't recall them (it's late on Saturday night you know) 

Tell me (and the rest of the forum) yours please 

Ummmm.....the biggest one I've told is that I've never told any 

*lurks* 

*lurks* 

Nothing forthcoming Rog.  They're all frikened ain't they?  

OK, brace yourselves for a shock but.... I don't always sport a wonky up-do.

OK, brace yourselves for a shock but.... I don't always sport a wonky up-do.

I'm not so here I wouldn't know 

*glances over thread* 

I'd be shocked if I could fathom out what I should be shocked about! 

I've actually re-read it and understand now  

I'd be shocked if I could fathom out what I should be shocked about! 

I've actually re-read it and understand now  

Oh Sweetie, I do apologise.  Let me rephrase it so that it includes people from north of Sloane Street 

The barnet.  It's not in a bun.  

Clear as mud innit 

I bet no one fesses up, i can't think of any

Good thread I can't think of any at the mo but I'm sure there will be a couple

Now is that the truth or a lie?  Hmmmm..... 

I would if I could think straight! It's Saturday night you know! 

I bet no one fesses up, i can't think of any

Waddya mean?  I fessed BIG time!  

Just because no one could decipher what I'd written isn't my fault  

*looks at glass* Yes i know

I thought about owing up to a whooper...but I've changed my mind 

How much i have paid for clothes - sometimes only

I bet no one fesses up, i can't think of any

I thought about owing up to a whooper...but I've changed my mind 

I thought about owing up to a whooper...but I've changed my mind 

I'm sure clothing (where our OH's are concerned) is exempt.  I read it in the roolz... right underneath the subsection titled 'donuts don't count on a weekend'  

I thought about owing up to a whooper...but I've changed my mind 

I can't think of any that are amusing... they're all pathetic  

Here's one > I went to a snobby school and was so ashamed of the terraced house where I lived I'd sometimes ask to be dropped off outside a big house... duck in behind the hedge and scarper when the car had driven away

LOL!

I remember my sis in law......used to buy clothes and when asked by her hubby (my bruv) used to say it was her twin sister's and she'd borrowed it