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Oh the threads taken a happy turn while I was typing oot ma serious message! Typical!
I'll erm, twat your head in?
I'll erm, twat your head in?
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HOW COULD YOU MISREAD YOUR HAND? Jesus, that breaks your heart. I mean REALLY?
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And that is precisely why you are missed Comrade, that reply really made me laugh
It's all about the Comrade tonight eh? See, we hate nice guys, they're rubbish 
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At the WSOP of all times too. Ouch !!!
I've still not recovered. I'd be in bed for, like, a week. Oh man.
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I'll erm, twat your head in?
Go on then..it needs a good twatting 
It's that tragic I've put Elbow on. Now you know it's serious. God, I'd feel sick for two and a half weeks.
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Go on then..it needs a good twatting
I crush your head
Thanks Scotty (and everyone) I appreciate that you want to help me feel a bit better about life ATM I suppose I'm not in good place, my whole belief system seems to be turned upside down with the rest of my world. I've had a bad night maybe I'll feel well... less negative tomorrow.
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I suppose I'm not in good place, my whole belief system seems to be turned upside down with the rest of my world. I've had a bad night maybe I'll feel well... less negative tomorrow.
Google 'Boogie Wonderland' and do karate chops in the house.
Goodnight everyone 
Gnight CO 
Ouch! 
That`s brilliant fracas!
I love Elbow I do
That`s brilliant fracas!
I love Elbow I do
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Google 'Boogie Wonderland' and do karate chops in the house.
I'm just in the mood for a good boogie haha.
And come back soon y'hear
Night night Comrade..sleep tight. 
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love Elbow I do
SO THROW THOSE CURTAINS WIDE ONE DAY LIKE THIS A YEAR WOULD SEE ME RIGHT I sincerely hope you're doing arm dancing Scotty
I'm on a wheely office chair so I'm doing super special slidy arm dancing.I was going to bed an hour ago
Night fracas, night all, night John Boy
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I'm just in the mood for a good boogie haha
Check this out, Bruce Lee meets James Brown.
Totally nice parting.
Totally going to sleep for 23 hours.
I'm crazy like a fool, come on Daddy Cool...got my tightest satin pants on obviously
Oops almost missed your super special slidy. I`m glad I stayed up! 
I`ve done a wee arm dance for you..it was sight to behold
Must hit the drink hay fracas..night
I`ve done a wee arm dance for you..it was sight to behold
Must hit the drink hay fracas..night
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I`ve done a wee
Jesus, a bit of decorum 
BARMYBRUMMIE: You can't go back, never go back. Hope this song helps.
Smarty, I LOVE John Shuttleworth. I`ve seen him live loads of times!
Sorry if that was wee bit insensitive Brummie, I got excited when I saw Smarty`s vid. 
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I just want to know WHY she has a problem with ME when he talks to LOADS of girls online.
Ooooo, wild wild guess here! She doesn't trust him; she thinks he wants to get into your knick's and will do the, 'my wife doesn't understand me' routine; he's been coming to your house, (not just chatting to you on fb.) Barmie, imo you should leave it alone, wave goodbye to him and don't make her suffer more than she already is, (please)Reference:
I just want to know WHY she has a problem with ME when he talks to LOADS of girls online.
Do you know for certain that she doesn't have problems with the others? Sounds to me like he's 'looking for lovin' in all the wrong places'. He may have met up with one or two of the others too, trying it on with as many as he can until he gets what he wants.Block him and everyone to do with him and count your loses.