Elizabeth Windsor @Queen_UK
Shitting like it's going out of fashion. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-w...-west-wales-21635900 … #ArseLikeAPolo
awww she's not well
i like the queen
the #arselikeapolo bit is from twitter
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Hahahahaha pirate ... I am crying with laughter here 
I love Queen_UK
Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Text from Mother: "Shitting through the eye of a needle".
You bugger pirate - I just copied that to post here and you beat me
im awful
im a pissed royalist
i might break into a stately home and find one of them hidey hole things
I'd just be careful to avoid breaking into her bathroom tonight 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
You bugger pirate - I just copied that to post here and you beat me
*waves*
That made me belly laugh...I love the Queen on twitter too
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I'd just be careful to avoid breaking into her bathroom tonight
Not nice for anyone - especially one who's getting on in years
Get well soon Maam.
(Just in case she's reading this ^^) You never know
Her and me both. I sat on MY throne last night, knowing for the first time ever what the Queen was doing at that moment. A problem shared....
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Her and me both. I sat on MY throne last night, knowing for the first time ever what the Queen was doing at that moment. A problem shared....
Breaking News at the moment
The Queen has now been admitted to hospital ....
hopefully precautionary ... grand age of 86 and not really ailed during her reign wishing her well
http://news.sky.com/story/1059...tal-over-stomach-bug
She was meant to fly to Italy tomorrow - doubtless to see a Botticelli
However she now has a Jelly-Botty - which is something altogether , different.
One night stay.
She'll get change out a tenner
Still, it was world news whilst it lasted.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ANOTHER thread i dont remember starting
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ANOTHER thread i dont remember starting
Perhaps you have been hacked 
pissed i think
oh well
gawd bless her
and all who sail in her
If she had been from an estate she'd have been stuck on a trolley in a corridor for 8 hours plus...
Originally Posted by kattymieoww:
If she had been from an estate she'd have been stuck on a trolley in a corridor for 8 hours plus...
She been wheeled around on castors for years 