quote:

Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Oooops sorry that t shirt came out a bit big

It still won`t fit over his head.

God what a ****ing wanker!

I would just like to take this opportunity to mention that I had a thread in the Channel 4 forums a few years back that mentioned wankers and it was on the forum for ovr 48 hours before being removed.

Of course it was a spoof thread about the three little pigs and the wolf. "Wolves Are Not Killers" and their political activist group WANKers.

I know this has no relevance to the fact that Kris is a wanker, but it's something I am quite proud of.

Never mind, Kris is a Wanker!

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Kris is an out-and-out WANKER from WANKERville.

Is that Wankerville in Wankershire?

Grrr, whats that wanker sticking his wanky nose in for?

Oh shut up you WANKER

Kris is still a wanker

Just thought I should mention.

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Kris is still a wanker

Just thought I should mention.

Delighted at your reminder, Suzi-Q.

I'll see your Wanker and raise you another 5 wankers.

Can i use the word Tosser in here

Wankers two brain cells were hurting then, that jaw wouldn't stop grinding

Did you see the look on his face?

Glad Halfwit stayed just to see that

I agree Kris is a wanker.

Just felt the urge to pop in a nd say...

Kris, you're a WANKER!!!!

My arms are hurting holding up this placard

But it's got to be done

quote:

Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
My arms are hurting holding up this placard

But it's got to be done

But you do it so beautifully.


Bye the way, Kris is a wanker.

I would like to be the first to say on July 4th that Kris is still a wanker.

Ha ha ha ha. How do you like those apples, Kris you WANKER?! Face like a slapped arse tonight, eh, eh, eh?

Just popping in for a quick WANKER! before bed.

WAnkerrrrrrr!! OOoo that feels so good!

Wankers finish first in the bedroom, but last everywhere else.

When I toss myself off I Cant look like anything out of Ice age

OP... I stole your Post and Put it to DS..... They think he is a wanker too ..... So Does Heatworld.... Kris the Wanker news Needs Spreading... Anyone use the Sun BB Forums ?

Noticed the wanker thread on DS,I posted there too,Kris is a wanker!

oooohhhh the temptation is too great.... WANKER !!

ooh i'll chuck one in for a sunny saturday morning...kris looked such a prize wanker in those jeans last night...and his womanly waist wasn't attractive. I know what I mean!

Krap Kris out, asap

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:
I would like to be the first to say on July 4th that Kris is still a wanker.

Ooh, can I join you.

Kris your still a Wanker.

He is indeed a wanker..

Sorry I have been lax:

For 1/7/09: Kris is a wanker
For 2/7/09: Argh - Kris is a total wanker!!
For 3/7/09: OMG how much of a wanker can Kris be?
For 4/7/09: I'm using my 'Mystic Meg' powers to predict that in the HL show tonight, Kris will again be a wanker

I haven't plucked up enough courage yet to say the W word But he is one

i have a wanker song but i can't remember it

I can't even remember which tune i sung it to

Kris, you're a wanker.

Is this it Yogi? I don`t know the tune of this either....


My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand


And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free


And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat


And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

trust Scotty to lower the tone..

I posted that too scotty

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Originally posted by Scotty:

By Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars.