quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
He is the king of wankness.
IF he was a country he would be Masturbania, or Wankistan,
if he were a star he would be Wanker centuri,
if he were a ship he would be the Titanic wanker
if he were a car he would be a BBMW (Big Brothers main wanker)
If he were a gameshow he'd be Blankety-blank... 
quote:Originally posted by Perones:
If he were a gameshow he'd be Blankety-blank...
Or Shooting Stars:YOUUUUWANK-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KAAAAHH!
BUMPING this wanker RIGHT back onto the first page,
there ya go,
there ya go,
It left the first page??
Treason!!!11111!!!
Oh, and btw, KRIS IS A WANKER!
Treason!!!11111!!!
Oh, and btw, KRIS IS A WANKER!
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Complete Nobjockey and coward.
PMSL!
Spot on! 
I dont NEED to state the obvious anymore, cause its in my sig, so I say it EVERYTIME I post 
He's still a first class, top of the range, complete WANKER
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
W A N K E R
I must take issue with you on a technical point here OHG, whilst i respect your thread and support its intentions, I feel the need to point out that we, from a very young age, begin to recognise the shape of words rather than reading the letters themselves. Hence it is scientifically proven (sponsored research by advertising agencies) that we recognise the word (or shape of the word) 'Frog' when it is written with a leading Capital rather than full CAPITALS. Hence it takes us longer to read the word 'Frog' when it is written thus: FROG.
Given the importance of your campaign can I therefore respectfully ask that you write Wanker like that rather than its second class citizen 'WANKER' ? your message will be spread that bit faster.
Yours,
respectfully,
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
WANKER
Wanker
wanker
Any way you post it, it describes Kris!
I know this is for Kris ...but it could be used for naerly ALL of them in there
quote:Originally posted by pepsi:
I know this is for Kris ...but it could be used for naerly ALL of them in there
Brilliant
quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
He is a total ham shanker.
Merchant banker?
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
This thread should be stickied!
EWWWWW
Isnt it just great that we can call Kris a WANKER............and get away with it
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
This thread should be stickied!
I didn't mean it in THAT way!
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
This thread should be stickied!
I didn't mean it in THAT way!
hahahahahahahahaha
quote:Originally posted by Perones:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
W A N K E R
I must take issue with you on a technical point here OHG, whilst i respect your thread and support its intentions, I feel the need to point out that we, from a very young age, begin to recognise the shape of words rather than reading the letters themselves. Hence it is scientifically proven (sponsored research by advertising agencies) that we recognise the word (or shape of the word) 'Frog' when it is written with a leading Capital rather than full CAPITALS. Hence it takes us longer to read the word 'Frog' when it is written thus: FROG.
Given the importance of your campaign can I therefore respectfully ask that you write Wanker like that rather than its second class citizen 'WANKER' ? your message will be spread that bit faster.
Yours,
respectfully,
Yeah....but..no...but..yeah...but..no, I feel that the capitals imply that not only is he a wanker (goes without saying) but that he is somehow more than that, he is, in fact,.... a WANKER
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Isnt it just great that we can call Kris a WANKER............and get away with it
I lost my FGG log in on CH4 for calling Glyn a Welsh wanker....factually correct and it got picked up by the swear filter and never even made it onto the board!
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
*dons sunglasses*
I'm just watching Kris on replay. What a WANKER. 
quote:Originally posted by pepsi:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
This thread should be stickied!
I didn't mean it in THAT way!
hahahahahahahahaha
OH
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Isnt it just great that we can call Kris a WANKER............and get away with it
I lost my FGG log in on CH4 for calling Glyn a Welsh wanker....factually correct and it got picked up by the swear filter and never even made it onto the board!
... and here was me thought it was the Eff word when I told someone to "Eff right off you wanker" that got me bopped!!It must've been the Wanker word
quote:Originally posted by pepsi:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Isnt it just great that we can call Kris a WANKER............and get away with it
I lost my FGG log in on CH4 for calling Glyn a Welsh wanker....factually correct and it got picked up by the swear filter and never even made it onto the board!
It must've been the Wanker word
Must have been.
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
He is a total ham shanker.
Merchant banker?
Yes.
A total banker with a capital W
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
I think the Foundation needs this poster boy - mind if I nick it?
