He's a complete *****..
Every time I come in here (not in the Kris sense I hasten to add) and read another post I am 
Feel the love people, feel the love...
Feel the love people, feel the love...
Kris is sooooooooooooooo bi exual it is unbelievable and the way he treats Freedie (halfwit) is unexcusabvle. He should be shot!
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Every time I come in here (not in the Kris sense I hasten to add) and read another post I am
Feel the love people, feel the love...
It's therapeutic
Big BRother should use the 'rigged' voting tactics against those who vote... it's like the old Eurovision... you know who's gonna win b4 they do...
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:It looks very much like the wanker is having a Kris.quote:Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:wank.
Any 'Man' that cocks his head and smiles sweetly has to be questioned.....
He IS peeping a bit coyly from under his fringe there..
It wont be long to the football season soon, when the crowds will be chanting "Kris" every time a player falls over.
quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:It looks very much like the wanker is having a Kris.quote:Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
Any 'Man' that cocks his head and smiles sweetly has to be questioned.....
He IS peeping a bit coyly from under his fringe there..
There was a mistake.....
Brilliant thread.
Kris is a wanker.
Kris is a wanker.
Kris you are a 
Wanker and fop headed dickwad.
As it's a new day, I feel it's only right to start again.
Kris you are a wanker!
Kris you are a wanker!
July the second. Wanker, you are a Kris.
Kris = Wanker of the highest order.
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Wanker and fop headed dickwad.
OOooohhh I need to try to throw that one casually into a conversation tomorrow..
For The Wanker ---> 
****ing tit.
Use for the causequote:Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Wanker and fop headed dickwad.
OOooohhh I need to try to throw that one casually into a conversation tomorrow..
now then listen up here,
THIS thread is for calling Kris a WANKER (like I just did right there)
and I have noticed people coming in here calling him things OTHER than a WANKER, he may well BE these things....well he probably IS those things,
but if ya want to call him other things do it in the calling Kris other things thread,...( well bloody MAKE one)
as this one clearly says THE Kris is a WANKER thread, I thank you
THIS thread is for calling Kris a WANKER (like I just did right there)
and I have noticed people coming in here calling him things OTHER than a WANKER, he may well BE these things....well he probably IS those things,
but if ya want to call him other things do it in the calling Kris other things thread,...( well bloody MAKE one)
as this one clearly says THE Kris is a WANKER thread, I thank you
Just found out some personal info about our Kris
he lives in a place called Wankerville, he drives a wankervan, his fave nightclub is the Wankerdome, his fave eatery is Wanker Hut, his hairdressers is called Wankersnips
he lives in a place called Wankerville, he drives a wankervan, his fave nightclub is the Wankerdome, his fave eatery is Wanker Hut, his hairdressers is called Wankersnips
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
Just found out some personal info about our Kris
he lives in a place called Wankerville, he drives a wankervan, his fave nightclub is the Wankerdome, his fave eatery is Wanker Hut, his hairdressers is called Wankersnips
he comes from a region of the little known Island kingdom of Masterbania, a region know as "the WANK" hence he IS a WANKER,
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
Just found out some personal info about our Kris
he lives in a place called Wankerville, he drives a wankervan, his fave nightclub is the Wankerdome, his fave eatery is Wanker Hut, his hairdressers is called Wankersnips
His old mans a wanker he lives in a wankers flat, and so on ....
Adapted for Kris from Ivor Biguns classic song, it would make a tremendous tune to accompany his best bits him being such a 
Kris's mother said that he never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk he could never understand
And that's why he fell in love with his right hand
He was 21 years old before he was kissed
and then he found that he preferred
a swift one off the wrist
Cheap and convenient and he can't catch VD,
available at any time and absolutely free
Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having him and being oh so kind
He's got pains in his arms and his donkey's growing shorter
His knees have turned to water and he thinks he's going blind
He's wanked over Italy, he's wanked over Spain
He's wanked in an omnibus, he's even had a wank on a train
He's used a badger, a melon and a cat
an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat
(Chorus)
And thats why
He's a wanker
He's a wanker
And does him good like it bloody well should
He's a wanker
He's a wanker
And He's always pulling his pud.
Kris's mother said that he never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk he could never understand
And that's why he fell in love with his right hand
He was 21 years old before he was kissed
and then he found that he preferred
a swift one off the wrist
Cheap and convenient and he can't catch VD,
available at any time and absolutely free
Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having him and being oh so kind
He's got pains in his arms and his donkey's growing shorter
His knees have turned to water and he thinks he's going blind
He's wanked over Italy, he's wanked over Spain
He's wanked in an omnibus, he's even had a wank on a train
He's used a badger, a melon and a cat
an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat
(Chorus)
And thats why
He's a wanker
He's a wanker
And does him good like it bloody well should
He's a wanker
He's a wanker
And He's always pulling his pud.
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
now then listen up here,
THIS thread is for calling Kris a WANKER (like I just did right there)
and I have noticed people coming in here calling him things OTHER than a WANKER, he may well BE these things....well he probably IS those things,
but if ya want to call him other things do it in the calling Kris other things thread,...( well bloody MAKE one)
as this one clearly says THE Kris is a WANKER thread, I thank you
wanker!
Kris is a 
Morning,Kris is still a wanker.
Kris is most definitely a WANKER of the highest order.
Chicken-choking hair-abusing charisma-lacking dumb-clucking concave-chested air-sucking off-turning rat-eyed W A N K E R 
Looks like he was one lst night literally,under the covers with dogface.Folk on DS talking about it,I didn't watch last nights live feed. 
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Looks like he was one lst night literally,under the covers with dogface.Folk on DS talking about it,I didn't watch last nights live feed.
Ewwwww glad I missed that
Kris is still a wanker 
i just checked..yep, still a wanker
The National Association of Wankers held its' annual conference yesterday. Kris was unaninously voted Wanker of the Year.
My... I've been really busy this morning. Haven't had a minute to say Kris is, was and probably always will be a WANCAAAAAAH!
Just in case you google yourself Kris Donnelly, and I know you will, to clear up any misunderstandings the theme of this thread is to state that you, Kris Donnelly, are a complete and utter WANKER.
lovin' your work, Captain!
Kris gives wankers a bad name!
Shame his dad isn't