He sure is,
I suspect that Kris Donnelly, BB10, 2009 is already here amongst us. 
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
I suspect that Kris Donnelly, BB10, 2009 is already here amongst us.
Nah, Kris Donnelly of Big Brother 10, 2009 is probably too busy catching up on his self-pleasuring.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the BB Jury pray listen.
It is your duty to find from the wealth evidence of the past few weeks seen on our screens and dictated here in this forum, whether you agree with it or not.
The evidence has consisted of the testimony of witnesses in the house, GBP and the highlight programmes as exhibits and any facts stipulated by my good self.
Objections to live feed are not evidence, all must be acknowledged. Counsel for the prosecution are not trying to hide relevant information from you.
The law requires that we play by certain rules that are designed to insure fair trial. However, despite all objections to the contrary, it is my decree that Kris is undoubtedly a wanker
It is your duty to find from the wealth evidence of the past few weeks seen on our screens and dictated here in this forum, whether you agree with it or not.
The evidence has consisted of the testimony of witnesses in the house, GBP and the highlight programmes as exhibits and any facts stipulated by my good self.
Objections to live feed are not evidence, all must be acknowledged. Counsel for the prosecution are not trying to hide relevant information from you.
The law requires that we play by certain rules that are designed to insure fair trial. However, despite all objections to the contrary, it is my decree that Kris is undoubtedly a wanker
quote:The law requires that we play by certain rules that are designed to insure fair trial. However, despite all objections to the contrary, it is my decree that Kris is undoubtedly a wanker
A judicial review has taken place and there is absolutely no evidence to the contrary - Kris is a Wanker in the First Degree.
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:The law requires that we play by certain rules that are designed to insure fair trial. However, despite all objections to the contrary, it is my decree that Kris is undoubtedly a wanker
A judicial review has taken place and there is absolutely no evidence to the contrary - Kris is a Wanker in the First Degree.
thank you my learned colleage, you have confirmed in the eyes of the gaga forum that Kris is a wanker of the first degree
quote:A judicial review has taken place and there is absolutely no evidence to the contrary - Kris is a Wanker in the First Degree.
thank you my learned colleage, you have confirmed in the eyes of the gaga forum that Kris is a wanker of the first degree
I've just heard that an Appeal has gone to the Highest in the Land and a footman has pinned a notice on the gates of Buckingham Palace which says, "Her Majesty has no option with the evidence presented than to agree that Kris Donnelly is a Wanker!!
God bless her majesty, she is truly wise to acknowledge that Kris is a wanker 
and God save the Queen from the rest of the Royal Family
and God save the Queen from the rest of the Royal Family
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:A judicial review has taken place and there is absolutely no evidence to the contrary - Kris is a Wanker in the First Degree.
thank you my learned colleage, you have confirmed in the eyes of the gaga forum that Kris is a wanker of the first degree
I've just heard that an Appeal has gone to the Highest in the Land and a footman has pinned a notice on the gates which says, "Her Majesty has no option with the evidence presented that Kris Donnelly is a Wanker!!
I must object to that, Liz actually wrote that Kris was a Winker, as in winking at the females but devoid of her specs her i's look like a's
and i dont think that any smutty whisperings should come about as a result of it.
quote:I must object to that, Liz actually wrote that Kris was a Winker, as in winking at the females but devoid of her specs her i's look like a's
and i dont think that any smutty whisperings should come about as a result of it.
How dare you be so familiar with Her Majesty!!!!
She should never be addressed as Liz!!!
quote:God bless her majesty, she is truly wise to acknowledge that Kris is a wanker Nod
and God save the Queen from the rest of the Royal Family
Indeed Pengy, indeed.
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:I must object to that, Liz actually wrote that Kris was a Winker, as in winking at the females but devoid of her specs her i's look like a's
and i dont think that any smutty whisperings should come about as a result of it.
How dare you be so familiar with Her Majesty!!!!
She should never be addressed as Liz!!!
such impropriety
and to think he Majesty doesn't know the difference between winker and wanker - for shame! Her Majesty knows full well that Kris is a wanker!
Kris is still a wanker.
quote:How dare you be so familiar with Her Majesty!!!!
She should never be addressed as Liz!!!
such impropriety Shake Head and to think he Majesty doesn't know the difference between winker and wanker - for shame! Her Majesty knows full well that Kris is a wanker!
I assure Kris that Her Majesty can recognise a wanker when she sees one - and she has stated that Kris is a wanker (and it may well be added to the the next minting of coin of the realm to reinforce her belief to the nation).
Kris, you know what? YOU'RE A WANKER!
and the wank goes on
quote:and the wank goes on
Kris must have RSI by now.
Bumping.....sorry Kris did I interrupt your wank?
sorry Im late I was having a Kris
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
1. Kris is a wanker
2. Kris has a wanking hair cut
3. Kris the wanker has an ugly mug
that'll do for now
1. Kris is a wanker
2. Kris has a wanking hair cut
3. Kris the wanker has an ugly mug
that'll do for now
quote:sorry Im late I was having a Kris
Well it will save Mrs OHG from being late.
Popping in for my daily KRIS IS A WANKER..vent
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:sorry Im late I was having a Kris
Well it will save Mrs OHG from being late.
puttin decent honest hardworking wankers to shame
kris you're wanker
kris you're wanker
Yep he still is
Still a wanker.
I wonder if he's got his haircut yet.
I wonder if he's got his haircut yet.
He takes wankering to a whole new level. Almost makes me want to try it!
Kris WANKER .
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Bet the freddie is a wanker thread doesn't get as many replies as this one!
quote:He takes wankering to a whole new level. Almost makes me want to try it!
Noooooo, you would have to change your name to Tiddly~Wank.
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:He takes wankering to a whole new level. Almost makes me want to try it!
Noooooo, you would have to change your name to Tiddly~Wank.
i belive this should never leave page one until till tend of the show...
kris you're a wanker
kris you're a wanker
i posted this in the ode to kris thread....but feel it should go here as well......
oh kris i'd like to take you
to a far and lonely place
to tell you what i think of you
you're smug and a disgrace
i'd tell you that we saw you
acting like a bully
and just how much of a prat you looked
wearing a girls pully
how we noticed with dogface
you didn't know what to say
were you wondering how to tell her
that you're really gay?
you really think your something
don't you kris donnelly
with your 1970's perm
and beard like billy connelly
but i guess i would say
kris i want to thank ya
for letting us all laugh at you
you complete and utter wanker
oh kris i'd like to take you
to a far and lonely place
to tell you what i think of you
you're smug and a disgrace
i'd tell you that we saw you
acting like a bully
and just how much of a prat you looked
wearing a girls pully
how we noticed with dogface
you didn't know what to say
were you wondering how to tell her
that you're really gay?
you really think your something
don't you kris donnelly
with your 1970's perm
and beard like billy connelly
but i guess i would say
kris i want to thank ya
for letting us all laugh at you
you complete and utter wanker
fkn brilliantquote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i posted this in the ode to kris thread....but feel it should go here as well......
oh kris i'd like to take you
to a far and lonely place
to tell you what i think of you
you're smug and a disgrace
i'd tell you that we saw you
acting like a bully
and just how much of a prat you looked
wearing a girls pully
how we noticed with dogface
you didn't know what to say
were you wondering how to tell her
that you're really gay?
you really think your something
don't you kris donnelly
with your 1970's perm
and beard like billy connelly
but i guess i would say
kris i want to thank ya
for letting us all laugh at you
you complete and utter wanker
btw
kris u wanker
goodness me it was on page 4
kris you're a wanker
ahhhhhhhh
kris you're a wanker
ahhhhhhhh
chaps you let this slip from page one again ....
as my teachers , parents and catholic priest who used n abused all said i must do better
kris you're a wanker
as my teachers , parents and catholic priest who used n abused all said i must do better
kris you're a wanker
Kris is a Wanker - yes I do feel better now for saying it?
Oooh not seen this for while now that wanker is no longer on our screen, good work people
quote:Originally posted by Paradice:
chaps you let this slip from page one again ....
as my teachers , parents and catholic priest who used n abused all said i must do better
kris you're a wanker
DAMN my fault,...I should get a repremand for dereliction of thread or something,
well its been a week now...and I have had time to reflect on Kris going and the result of this reflecting IS.....he IS STILL a WANKER,