THE Kris is a WANKER thread,

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carotinoMember

**** it. Let me at the bastard

7/1/092:08 PM

Baby BunnyMember

I hope he's put himself forward for the Olympics – guaranteed gold medal.

You have to admire the training he’s putting in – true dedication!!

7/1/092:09 PM

Former Member

WAAAAAAAANG...CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Ah, that's better

7/1/092:11 PM

tuppsMember

wanker? he'd have to find it first..

7/1/092:13 PM

Rupert_MurdochMember

How dare anyone compare KRIS to us w****rs, as a regular puller i find it so insulting to be compared to such a cowardly scumbag that is KRIS

7/1/092:17 PM

LindsxdxMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
wanker? he'd have to find it first..

Its right there in the middle of his forehead

7/1/092:17 PM

Summer_BreezeMember

Kris is a wanker

7/1/092:17 PM

Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]Member

Poo hole

7/1/092:18 PM

Scooby dooMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lindsxdx:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
wanker? he'd have to find it first..

Its right there in the middle of his forehead

7/1/092:19 PM

carotinoMember

To all friends and family

WANKERS!!!

7/1/092:19 PM

Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11)Member

Yes, he is one of those.

7/1/092:20 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

he most definitely is......a wanker of the highest order.....

7/1/092:27 PM

Former Member

a wankasaurus.

7/1/092:30 PM

HypermnesiaMember

We
All
Need
Knobhead
Evicted
Really soon!

7/1/092:31 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

I'd just like to confirm (if confirmation is really necessary) that Kris is indeed a wanKer.

7/1/092:31 PM

BARMYBRUMMIE - Slickman to WIN!Member

KRIS IS A WANKER

Makes me wish there was a wanker of the year awards ceremony.....

7/1/092:38 PM

old hippy guyMember

He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

7/1/092:40 PM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
We
All
Need
Knobhead
Evicted
Really soon!

That's worthy of a thread of its' own.

7/1/092:41 PM

Baby BunnyMember

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

Now you’re repeating yourself (although I do understand) – I’m sure I read that yesterday

7/1/092:42 PM

Koala BrotherMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
We
All
Need
Knobhead
Evicted
Really soon!

couldn't agree more

7/1/092:45 PM

Former Member

Good guy

wank.

7/1/092:46 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

I think you're being far too kind tbh.

7/1/092:47 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

Now you’re repeating yourself (although I do understand) – I’m sure I read that yesterday

but its STILL true...in fact, his....erm...WANKERISHNESS? is WORSE now that it was yesterday therefore I needed to repeat myself,

NOW look what the WANKER made me do

7/1/092:47 PM

SydMember 10 years

He won't talk to Freddie cos he is scared of revealing hiself as the dimwit he is....leaves the room when alone with Freddie to rejoin the group......

7/1/092:49 PM

HypermnesiaMember

Want
A
Nice,
Knowledgable,
Erudite
Reply?

Then DON'T ASK KRIS!

7/1/092:51 PM

Baby BunnyMember

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

Now you’re repeating yourself (although I do understand) – I’m sure I read that yesterday

but its STILL true...in fact, his....erm...WANKERISHNESS? is WORSE now that it was yesterday therefore I needed to repeat myself,

NOW look what the WANKER made me do

Point taken! And I am sure you speak for us all

I spell checked "WANKERISHNESS" for you and it seems OK. You may now use it with confidence

Loving your "work" on this important issue

7/1/092:51 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Syd:
He won't talk to Freddie cos he is scared of revealing hiself as the dimwit he is....leaves the room when alone with Freddie to rejoin the group......

and THIS is because he is a.......?

7/1/092:51 PM

SydMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:

NOW look what the WANKER made me do

.....OHG....

....

7/1/092:52 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
quote:
Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:
He IS the biggest wanker in wank town when the international biggest wanker in the world competition is in town,

Now you’re repeating yourself (although I do understand) – I’m sure I read that yesterday

but its STILL true...in fact, his....erm...WANKERISHNESS? is WORSE now that it was yesterday therefore I needed to repeat myself,

NOW look what the WANKER made me do

Point taken! And I am sure you speak for us all

I spell checked "WANKERISHNESS" for you and it seems OK. You may now use it with confidence

Loving your "work" on this important issue

WEEEELLL SOMEBODY had to say something

7/1/092:52 PM

carotinoMember

quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
Good guy

Good guy

wank.

7/1/092:53 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Syd:
quote:
Originally posted by old hippy guy:

NOW look what the WANKER made me do

.....OHG.... ....

HE made me repeat myself

7/1/092:53 PM

fzMember

Apparently he's our gold medal hope for 2012 in the wanking relay.

7/1/092:53 PM

old hippy guyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Want
A
Nice,
Knowledgable,
Erudite
Reply?

Then DON'T ASK KRIS!

7/1/092:54 PM

SydMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
wank.

Any 'Man' that cocks there head and smiles sweetly has to be questioned.....

7/1/092:55 PM

AntichristMember

The smug faced dick splash is most definately a WANKER !!!!

7/1/093:07 PM

kazza29Member

Kris is the biggest Wanker who ever walked this earth!

7/1/093:09 PM

captain marblesMember

Girls!!! If your bloke comes out of the khazi holding a pair of your recently worn knickers and looking a bit sweaty and guilty, ask him if he's had a Kris. He'll know what you mean.

7/1/093:11 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Syd:
quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
wank.

Any 'Man' that cocks there head and smiles sweetly has to be questioned.....

He IS peeping a bit coyly from under his fringe there..

7/1/093:22 PM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
quote:
Originally posted by Syd:
quote:
Originally posted by Slinkiwitchx:
wank.

Any 'Man' that cocks there head and smiles sweetly has to be questioned.....

He IS peeping a bit coyly from under his fringe there..

It looks very much like the wanker is having a Kris.

7/1/093:26 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

he's a a complete TOSSPOT

7/1/093:28 PM

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