bump
just tossing this wanker back onto the front page, 
just making sure everyone knows what a wanker the wanker is before I get some kip
night night bbquote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
just making sure everyone knows what a wanker the wanker is before I get some kip
btw
kris
you're a wanker
Wanker please leave the big brother house...you have been evicted.
A new day,a new wanker!
It is well past my bedtime but it's never too late to come in and call Kris a WANKER.
A WANKER is a WANKER is a WANKER
A WANKER is a WANKER is a WANKER
(Kasabian Fire)
And Kris is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaankeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr, you've got to wank on get ya wank on, gonna get ya get ya get ya wank on, Kris is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr... Waaaaaaaaaa- a- a -a -a -aaaaaaaaaaaaan-kerrrrrrrrrrrrrr , waaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-aaaaaaaa-aa-aa-nkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
And Kris is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaankeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr, you've got to wank on get ya wank on, gonna get ya get ya get ya wank on, Kris is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr... Waaaaaaaaaa- a- a -a -a -aaaaaaaaaaaaan-kerrrrrrrrrrrrrr , waaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-aaaaaaaa-aa-aa-nkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The only person talking about that is the revolying Marcus
Oh and by the way Marcus nominated freddy!!
So that's:
Halfwit 7
Marcus 5
Lisa 3
Siavash 2
Charlie 1
Noirin 1
Rodrigo 1
Kris & Dogface got none and they are up! You can just see Davina saying "here are your nominations...oh, there aren't
Oh and by the way Marcus nominated freddy!!
So that's:
Halfwit 7
Marcus 5
Lisa 3
Siavash 2
Charlie 1
Noirin 1
Rodrigo 1
Kris & Dogface got none and they are up! You can just see Davina saying "here are your nominations...oh, there aren't
quote:Originally posted by Azure:
The only person talking about that is the revolying Marcus
Oh and by the way Marcus nominated freddy!!
So that's:
Halfwit 7
Marcus 5
Lisa 3
Siavash 2
Charlie 1
Noirin 1
Rodrigo 1
Kris & Dogface got none and they are up! You can just see Davina saying "here are your nominations...oh, there aren't
That is even more funnier, to think that the stupid wanker has put himself up for eviction by being a wanker.
He's convinced he wont be leaving.Wanker
get the wanker out, a disgrace ti the human race
bump
Only 2 more days until Kris learns that he's going to spend the rest of his life hearing "Kris, You're a wanker" every single day.
Only a few days left of his royal Wankerness! Can't wait.
Is he still wanking his way towards his ejaculation eviction on Friday. I hope Davina has a box of Kleenex to hand.
watching LF last night/this morning, when did he all of a sudden become Freddies best pal 
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
watching LF last night/this morning, when did he all of a sudden become Freddies best pal
He did???!!!!
Perhaps he percieves freddie as popular on the outside and is trying to avoid votes by sticking up for him,etc......
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris must go while we have the chance!
he was giving Freddie some clothes to try on and being nice to him, although sneary behind his back, he must be thinking if he is pally with freddie he wont get voted out. how wrong can he be lolquote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
watching LF last night/this morning, when did he all of a sudden become Freddies best pal
He did???!!!!
Perhaps he percieves freddie as popular on the outside and is trying to avoid votes by sticking up for him,etc......
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris must go while we have the chance!
Bye Bye Wanker!
A song dedicated to the pubic hairballed wanker...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL7QHlWUTOs
Bye Bye you c0ck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL7QHlWUTOs
Bye Bye you c0ck.
I am so glad he is going Friday. He is in for a HUGE shock. It's going to be brilliant! 
quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:
I am so glad he is going Friday. He is in for a HUGE shock. It's going to be brilliant!
He'll only go if we keep voting.
I'm sure he'll get a good edit right up till Friday night.
Good afternoon fellow Kris baters, not long now till the monkey spanker gets spurted out of the house, its gonna be the best eviction since Maxtard, cant wait,
Just phoned his number as Davina was talking I called Kris a wanker,futile to a recorded message I know,but still. 
I have just used this in another Kris-related thread. It's still in my clip board. Shame to waste it...
CTRL-V
CTRL-V
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
watching LF last night/this morning, when did he all of a sudden become Freddies best pal
I thought Kris was taking the piss with halfwit. Kris is such a wanker
Very satisfying though.quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Just phoned his number as Davina was talking I called Kris a wanker,futile to a recorded message I know,but still.
(wank(er) of the day)
Wank wank wank wa wa wank wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wank wank wank wa wa wank wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wa wa wank wank wa wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wank wank wank wwwww wank wank wanker wank wank wank wank wank, Kris iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss a wanker!
Wank wank wank wa wa wank wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wank wank wank wa wa wank wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wa wa wank wank wa wanker - wank wank wank wank wank wank
Wank wank wank wwwww wank wank wanker wank wank wank wank wank, Kris iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss a wanker!
WANKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
hope we're not disappointed and he gets pipped at the post by marcus 
kriss you're WANKER
Another day, another WANKER
A bigger WANKER than yesterday 
bumping for Lainy...
Wanker! (not you lainy
)
Wanker! (not you lainy
)
We must get Kris out this week and not make so much of the perv Marcus,as it might dilute the vote for Kris.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
bumping for Lainy...
Wanker! (not you lainy
Phew, Thanks tupps, for a minute there I thought it had been pulled.
don't like that word, but will say 'GO WONKER'
Kris is a total WANKER, an unadulterated WANKER, a WANKER of the first order, etc etc.
A WANKER supreme.
A WANKER supreme.