Just my daily 'pop in' to this thread to say...KRIS IS A WANKER!!!!
such a little willy for such a big WANKER.
going home now but just thought i'd remind everyone that Kris is a wanker of the highest degree...
ps wouldnt it be ace to show him this thread haahaaa
ps wouldnt it be ace to show him this thread haahaaa
Just checking in.
Yeah, he's still a wanker!
Yeah, he's still a wanker!
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Kris isn't just any old wanker - he's a wanker on borrowed time. Roll on Friday!
I thought you were going to say he's an M&S wanker !
Kris is a considerate wanker.
Upend him each time and use his head to dispose of the evidence.
Problem being; how would he ever find the evidence..or the equipment. I saw an annorexic silverfish on Tuesday with more male meat visible to the naked eye.
Upend him each time and use his head to dispose of the evidence.
Problem being; how would he ever find the evidence..or the equipment. I saw an annorexic silverfish on Tuesday with more male meat visible to the naked eye.
Kris is a WANKER for all seasons
WANKER extraordinaire WANKER without portfolio WANKER at the top of the WANKER tree and WANKER of unequalled WANKERhood.
WANKER
WANKER extraordinaire WANKER without portfolio WANKER at the top of the WANKER tree and WANKER of unequalled WANKERhood.
WANKER
Did you know that if you cut Kris in two there is wanker running right through him. 
Had to come in and have a moment. WANKER!!!
just need to vent, WANKER WANKER WANKER ahhh thats better. as you where
Still a wanker.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Did you know that if you cut Kris in two there is wanker running right through him.
do you mean like blackpool rock tupps?
I never miss an opportunity to call Kris a WANKER. In WANKERland Kris is King WANKER.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Did you know that if you cut Kris in two there is wanker running right through him.
do you mean like blackpool rock tupps?
I never miss an opportunity to call Kris a WANKER. In WANKERland Kris is King WANKER.
I heard he grows into two wankers, not sure if that's true though.
Bump 
PHEW!! I was having a panic there, I couldnt see me fred, and I needed a quick vent, I thought it had gawn,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
The suckas trademark is stupidity.
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
PHEW!! I was having a panic there, I couldnt see me fred, and I needed a quick vent, I thought it had gawn,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
I think we will have to keep it going OHG as he will be on BBLB and then we will have his story in the NOTW or Daily Star
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
PHEW!! I was having a panic there, I couldnt see me fred, and I needed a quick vent, I thought it had gawn,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
....in addition OHG we want him to see what his fans *snigger* thought of him.
Kris not only are you are a wanker but you are going on Friday so suck it up... WANKER!
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Did you know that if you cut Kris in two there is wanker running right through him.
do you mean like blackpool rock tupps?
I never miss an opportunity to call Kris a WANKER. In WANKERland Kris is King WANKER.
shrewsbury c*ck
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
PHEW!! I was having a panic there, I couldnt see me fred, and I needed a quick vent, I thought it had gawn,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
....in addition OHG we want him to see what his fans *snigger* thought of him.
oh...yeah wouldnt it be GREAT if somehow he came HERE, and got to read our "tribute"?
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
PHEW!! I was having a panic there, I couldnt see me fred, and I needed a quick vent, I thought it had gawn,
WANKER, ahhhh thats better,
we might have to have a closing the thread party on friday, but It might be an Idea to keep it going even though he aint in the house cause I am quite sure he will STILL be a WANKER,
....in addition OHG we want him to see what his fans *snigger* thought of him.
oh...yeah wouldnt it be GREAT if somehow he came HERE, and got to read our "tribute"?
......and what a truly fitting tribute it is too
It would be good if he popped on here and as he scanned the boards for his name he spotted the Darnellians and Newmarks tribute then spotted his own THE Kris is a WANKER thread.
You face eviction you WANKER
Wanker and S****horpe.
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
You face eviction you WANKER
Omg I love that smiley!
BYEEE KWISSYY
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
You face eviction you WANKER
Omg I love that smiley!
BYEEE KWISSYY
Isn't it good Mary?
I nicked it from someone else last week
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
You face eviction you WANKER
Omg I love that smiley!
BYEEE KWISSYY
Isn't it good Mary?
I nicked it from someone else last week
It's fab! Nice thieving
And now, the end is near
And so I face my final Friday
My friends, I'll say it clear
If Halfwit stays, it won't make my day.
I've bitched, sat on my bum
I've met a girl
(And I must thank her)
Goodbye,
My time has come
I am a WAAAAAANKER....
And so I face my final Friday
My friends, I'll say it clear
If Halfwit stays, it won't make my day.
I've bitched, sat on my bum
I've met a girl
(And I must thank her)
Goodbye,
My time has come
I am a WAAAAAANKER....
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
It's fab! Nice thieving
www.pic4ever.com
Aha thanks!
Some of these are great
Why are we allowed to say Kris is a wanker...but not mention M****** J******?
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Why are we allowed to say Kris is a wanker...but not mention M****** J******?
be cause he IS.....simples
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
And now, the end is near
And so I face my final Friday
My friends, I'll say it clear
If Halfwit stays, it won't make my day.
I've bitched, sat on my bum
I've met a girl
(And I must thank her)
Goodbye,
My time has come
I am a WAAAAAANKER....
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
And now, the end is near
And so I face my final Friday
My friends, I'll say it clear
If Halfwit stays, it won't make my day.
I've bitched, sat on my bum
I've met a girl
(And I must thank her)
Goodbye,
My time has come
I am a WAAAAAANKER....
after the disgrace on the c4 website we know kriss is not just wanking himself
kriss you fkn WANKER
kriss you fkn WANKER
Kris you are a wanker.
i have a kris smiley but i fear it would kill this thread
