Gagged wanker.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Right, just before bed:
KRIS IS A WANKERRR!!
Night
nite
the WANKER IS UP YAAAAY oh, but that means the death of this thread, 
...About to wank off into the sunset.. 
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
the WANKER IS UP YAAAAY oh, but that means the death of this thread,
Not quite OHG.
We still have to hope the wanker goes.
haha well as Kris AND his tits are both up, whats the betting that they pile on with some serious "duvet" action in the next couple of days,
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
haha well as Kris AND his tits are both up, whats the betting that they pile on with some serious "duvet" action in the next couple of days,
I was thinking that as I saw them crawl into bed... The fauxmance will go into overdrive, I actually think they believe that makes them interesting.
Just came in to post a big 'W****R' at Kris... you know, just so i can sleep easy knowing i've done my duty 
I am Chuffed that the Wanker is up !...... Now we know what to do........ Vote the Wanker Off
Tupaware Tits has,nt got a Hopequote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
haha well as Kris AND his tits are both up, whats the betting that they pile on with some serious "duvet" action in the next couple of days,
I think this deserves a bump 
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I have no idea if he is a wanker or not as I'm not watching it
But in case the mods here go all C4 on the word this smiley may help you keep your pledge
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by pepsi:
Nearly fell off my chair!
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
No way to talk about the winner of BB10.
Aw bless!
Ta muchly you lot! :laugh
Is it fair to say that Kris is not your favourite HM ? I have no idea how I have reached this conclusion!
:laughIs it fair to say that Kris is not your favourite HM ?
I have no idea how I have reached this conclusion! 
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
the WANKER IS UP YAAAAY oh, but that means the death of this thread,
Nah, we can still 'wanker' in his honour
He'll never stop being one so this thread will never be redundant.
Oh yes, get the wanker out, get the wanker out!!
haven't posted for ages but felt the need to concur
Kris is indeed an odious little wanker
Kris is indeed an odious little wanker
There is a god,Krap Kris is up 
guess what?
KRIS IS A WANKER
KRIS IS A WANKER
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
guess what?
KRIS IS A WANKER
soon to be an EVICTED WANKER
bump
"This is Davina, please do not swear. The 5th person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is.............................................................................................KRIS THE WANKER!!!!!"
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
"This is Davina, please do not swear. The 5th person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is.............................................................................................KRIS THE WANKER!!!!!"
Oh if only
As posted on another thread.
Whistle Dixie Kris and kiss your arse goodbye.
Whistle Dixie Kris and kiss your arse goodbye.
Kris deserves an extra big Waannkerrrrrrr! today for his comments last night (or in the HL show)!
Fav to go, what a wanker!
There had better be a WANKER BANNER on Friday or I'll wanna know why not 
quote:Originally posted by Shiver:
There had better be a WANKER BANNER on Friday or I'll wanna know why not
So long, Kris! You're a waaannnnnkkkkeeeerrr!
Bye Bye Wanhker, Wanker bye bye
Can't wait to see the wanker's face when he's kicked out.
Kris isn't just any old wanker - he's a wanker on borrowed time. Roll on Friday!
Wanker Wanker Wankstain Kris
Hope he goes Friday , ooooo the faces on them if he goes
Hope he goes Friday , ooooo the faces on them if he goes
A Plane flies over the BB house trailing a banner with the immortal line "Kris is a WANKER!"
Instead of boo's the crowd should chant WANKER when he's booted out
I have just done my yoville missions.When I was asked to leave peeps messages I just wrote Kris is a wanker
Wanktastic news from the house that the wanker Kris is up for wanking nomination. The wanker now faces the public vote. Although we all agreed long ago that he is obviously a gurt great wanker!