Quarter-tips fitted by the local cobbler made a far meatier sound.

  seriously!!! what the hell is that EC ?

A beautiful, spinning work of art. 

It looks like Ells has met with a dreadful accident.

Wrapped her in Cadbury's chocolate paper? 

Errr . . .this really should be going in the "Nostalgia" thread

My bro used them a lot and introduced them to me - loved them!!!

And still available !!!

I thought more like she'd fallen in a mincer...

EC. My Other half has segs on his Loakes dealer boots. He wears these in the winter when we go out. Many a time people have got all nostalgic with him when they hear him clip clopping past them. 

I once wore a lovely purple dress to a wedding only for my mate's brother to tell me I looked like a Quality Street.   

Awww Ells, you must have been 'sweet'

I looked good, Bethni!!  Good enough to eat!