I'll have mine with plenty of butter

Best one in there.

Emotion  

they don't taste the same 

hang on...it might not be the spuds, it might be the fags 

Can't get a better one than home grown   *drools* 

I'm in

If you don't like her...gerrout.

I think she's a wee angel.

there's no need to be a tattie about it  

I've got your number  

And it's 26.

delighted it wasn't over 60  

Any "Doh Fin Wahs" going spare?

*is hungry*

Oooo! Just my age 

Maybe wahs 

Cosi - we accept Vino'd and tax evasion.

You're #1 and if Cameron brings it up we're all voting independent.

Chips for me  

I have some Boursin cheese, water biscuits and some salted nuts if it helps Cosi 

You're getting salt and vinegar

And two onions - cos you're my pal  

My initial loyalty was to Adam, so I must stay faithful - wouldn't be too upset if your jersey spud joined him on final night tho 

That'll do for me  

*Eye's up Dame's plate of goodies and Scotty's two pickled onions*

*prepares scanner* 

Who says I don't anyway 

Favorortism (sp)    

You're #2 

And they're not handed out nontachatnly either 

Feck the spelling.

Brilliant! 

and I am  #26?,  there's not fecking 26 on the forum  

Listen...I'll do the humour in this thread.

There is. they're just hiding  

You could go straight into number three.

If you play you're cards right.

And believe me - that would be no mean achievement  

We'll help too  

aye and I'm still bloody  #26 

what's it involve  I don't do oranges 

And you don't look a day over 28 

Gaffer tape and an apple.

We can improvise.

liar  but thanks