She must have had a double Big Mac on the sly to pick her up!

Amythist posted:

she had better swim because she will sink the raft

They could use her as a raft at a pinch 

Anyone tried one of those Knoppers ??

I have and they are quite delicious. They were handing them out on the high street. I saw some promotions girls handing them out, I could not see what they were, but as I walked closer to see what the promotions girls looked like, they handed me a couple. Win-win. 

Baz posted:

Bring back a pig Mercedes ....there is no answer to that 

There is...but it's too cruel 

They're gonna come back with suckling piglet

Yam, papaya, coconut

A shipwrecked flagon of rum

 . . . . and several Bounty Bars  - with Lilt chasers

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Anyone tried one of those Knoppers ??

 

I have and they are quite delicious. They were handing them out on the high street. I saw some promotions girls handing them out, I could not see what they were, but as I walked closer to see what the promotions girls looked like, they handed me a couple. Win-win. 

 

Nice one 

Syd posted:

She must have had a double Big Mac on the sly to pick her up!

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Bring back a pig Mercedes ....there is no answer to that 

There is...but it's too cruel 

That’s what I thought 

Baz posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Bring back a pig Mercedes ....there is no answer to that 

There is...but it's too cruel 

That’s what I thought 

On the other hand however .....😃

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Anyone tried one of those Knoppers ??

 

I have and they are quite delicious. They were handing them out on the high street. I saw some promotions girls handing them out, I could not see what they were, but as I walked closer to see what the promotions girls looked like, they handed me a couple. Win-win. 

 

Yeah they're ok

Gimme one more

Nice - just one more . . . what do you mean they're all gone???

So much for working class solidarity 

One fish between all of them 

All the complaining, but I have not heard any whinging about the Outside 'Long Drop' loo.....or the lack of Andrex.......

 That's an amuse boosh for Mercedes.

Baz posted:

So much for working class solidarity 

Finally cottoned that she's just lazy

We never saw them make the raft , did we?

Hands up if you genuinely thought that raft would last five minutes.

Well that was never going to happen was it 

Baz posted:

We never saw them the production crew make the raft , did we?

Mercedes will sink them 

that fish in the net was dead

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

We never saw them the production crew make the raft , did we?

 

We keep getting too much footage of Mercedes floatation devices. 

Syd posted:

All the complaining, but I have not heard any whinging about the Outside 'Long Drop' loo.....or the lack of Andrex.......

None of them have eaten anything....so maybe it's unused

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

We never saw them the production crew make the raft , did we?

 

Amythist posted:

that fish in the net was dead

I thought so too

Amythist posted:

that fish in the net was dead

Mmmmm three day old dead fish - delish. 

Syd posted:

All the complaining, but I have not heard any whinging about the Outside 'Long Drop' loo.....or the lack of Andrex.......

No 

Drownding! .....

Mercedes will need a few days off after all that effort

There she goes....for a lie down 

She reminds me of that Essex girl that was in B.B. 

Kaytee posted:

There she goes....for a lie down 

Amythist posted:

Mercedes will need a few days off after all that effort

Amythist posted:

that fish in the net was dead

From ASDA food bank near you

Syd posted:

Drownding! .....

_minus points from the grammar police aka me!

Baz posted:

She reminds me of that Essex girl that was in B.B. 

Gemma? She was similar

All the fish gone............poor Mercedes....................

Amythist posted:

Baz posted:

She reminds me of that Essex girl that was in B.B. 

Gemma? She was similar

That’s her 

Syd posted:

All the fish gone............poor Mercedes....................