I'm looking forward to a programme called "Ireland with Bear Grylls"
Bear (snigger) locks himself in Stormont Castle with Martin McGuiness, Gerry Adams and the guy from the 'Go Compare' advert.
They have to reach an agreement for lasting peace before they can eat a decent meal - until then its a diet of crummy adverts and witchetty grubs.
"Syria on a jar of marmite"
That made me guffaw 
Saint posted:I'm looking forward to a programme called "Ireland with Bear Grylls"
Bear (snigger) locks himself in Stormont Castle with Martin McGuiness, Gerry Adams and the guy from the 'Go Compare' advert.
They have to reach an agreement for lasting peace before they can eat a decent meal - until then its a diet of crummy adverts and witchetty grubs.
I have no response to that but its the most bonkers thing I've ever heard! 
I think Sprout said the horses at the Grand National "enjoyed the attention" LOL - bonkers 
Saint posted:I think Sprout said the horses at the Grand National "enjoyed the attention" LOL - bonkers
I watched a programme about a racing stables once... and it's true! The horses all had different personalities and definitely sensed the emotions on race day! 
Next you'll be saying there's murmuring's of underworld horse-led betting syndicates and Nag's Anonymous support groups.
The Dobbin Society for afflicted Neds. 
Saint posted:Next you'll be saying there's murmuring's of underworld horse-led betting syndicates and Nag's Anonymous support groups.
The Dobbin Society for afflicted Neds.
Baz posted:Anyone ?
Present, Miss Baz!
Helloooo Islanders....
I'll lurk and post for a bit whilst I prepare for bed, rest assured if I think of anything remotely funny I will post it with extreme enthusiasm.
DON'T MOVE HIS HEAD AROUND !!!
Hi Syd and EC
To be fair, at least this is not a sanitised and contestant molly coddled show. It feels a lot more real than most if not all.
The guy who thought this was a good idea should be on latrine duties for the rest of their stay on the island.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
To be fair, at least this is not a sanitised and contestant molly coddled show. It feels a lot more real than most if not all.
Sure does EC 
Why travel all the way round the ragged rocks to find animals to eat......were they in hope of finding a mountain goat?
Syd posted:Why travel all the way round the ragged rocks to find animals to eat......were they in hope of finding a mountain goat?
She needs a manicure....BADLY!
20ft is quite high!
Allright, drama llamas! 
I reckon he was pushed
A Bounty of fish.
It's a miracle !!!!!!!
I bet that fish is nice.
Baz posted:Syd posted:
................TV Miracles!
Why don't they cut off their hair and weave it into fishing nets?
