Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Whenever I'm invited out for my dinner....mostly by my auntie and uncle, not very often though.....I order pork and the trims. I love roast pork! 
I have to have apple sauce with it.
Me too 
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Whenever I'm invited out for my dinner....mostly by my auntie and uncle, not very often though.....I order pork and the trims. I love roast pork!
I have to have apple sauce with it.
That's what I meant by trimmings 
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
I'm not really that nosey about such things, Baz
Oh dear, DANGER!
Yeah, right.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
I'm not really that nosey about such things, Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Oh dear, DANGER!
Yeah, right.
Cynic
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Big leaves?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
I'm not really that nosey about such things, Baz
It would be the first question I would ask before agreeing to go
I fear you've not quite got to the grips with the concept of the show, my lovely.
Although, I'm sure a random passing fisherman could probably miraculously have one on his little fishing boat...
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
It still wouldn't be clean I'm guessing 
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
I'm not really that nosey about such things, Baz
It would be the first question I would ask before agreeing to go
I fear you've not quite got to the grips with the concept of the show, my lovely.
Although, I'm sure a random passing fisherman could probably miraculously have one on his little fishing boat...
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
I'm not really that nosey about such things, Baz
It would be the first question I would ask before agreeing to go
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
You're all thinking WAY to hard about this!
did I hear pigs mentioned?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
It still wouldn't be clean I'm guessing
And their could be crabs !!! Ouch!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
It still wouldn't be clean I'm guessing
And their could be crabs !!! Ouch!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Oh dear, DANGER!
Yeah, right.
Cynic
Moi..?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
You're all thinking WAY to hard about this!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
It still wouldn't be clean I'm guessing
And their could be crabs !!! Ouch!
Zackly....one nasty nip, and
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Oh dear, DANGER!
Yeah, right.
Cynic
Moi..?
Oui... toi!
Originally Posted by Baz:
The men definitely look a lot thinner than the women ....
Given that men burn more calories than women anyway.....
Originally Posted by Baz:
The men definitely look a lot thinner than the women ....
I reckon the women were getting secret grub.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I wonder what they use for loo rolls ?
Leaves?
Yuk
Or crouch and wait for the tide coming in to shoot up their jacksie... like a bidet
It still wouldn't be clean I'm guessing
And their could be crabs !!! Ouch!
Zackly....one nasty nip, and
That booking advert!! 
Oh, a bit OT. I like 24 hours in A&E
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
The men definitely look a lot thinner than the women ....
I reckon the women were getting secret grub.
Like finding tins of beans in the trees and perfectly drinkable pop washed up
He had to go to an island, starve, to realise that he loved his mum and dad?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
He had to go to an island, starve, to realise that he loved his mum and dad?
Starvation can do that to ya I guess
