OOer!!.......Wasn't me......honest

 but also 

I feel sorry for her boyfriend.. biting and popping.... 

The production team will plant a bit of protein that even they can't fail to find

Lol....I only said it looked like he had had a good day ....at least I think that's what I said  

Could be worse....she could be steeping them in boiling hot water.

Yes, they aren't going to let them actually starve to death  

So you say

Go the boa!  

Oh I don't know

The pig ..go get it  

Run Pinky, run..!

i don't want them to kill the pig now..

Oh FGS ..you've got a machete ....use it  

I hope it's pretending to sleep so it can leg it again...

Poor piggy is going to get deaded this time

He's not too keen on the idea either.

so do I

Bacon sarnies any time nowwwwwwwwwwww.

the cocky way it made its escape last time should have bought it another chance.

Anyway - they have a snake.  They should catch it and tie it up until they're starving again, otherwise it'll start to rot before they've eaten as much as possible from it.

There's something very Indiana Jones about you tonight, Baz  

Pork chops ..and crackling 

I'm dreading to think what they'll use for ketchup (should they catch Pinky/Perky)

I know where you're coming from... if we're ever on a desert island I'm sleeping with one eye open...

Got any apple sauce?  

At least I wouldn't let you starve  

Very suspicious. When do wild animals lay round sleeping in broad daylight?

No, but I'm guessing a coconut sauce could be on offer  

And bagsy I make the tea.

I'd be more concerned in case you suddenly started looking at me and seeing a roast chicken the way they do in cartoons...

When they are ready to be a roast dinner  

The lion in you has surfaced

with bags?  

See, this is where watching Masterchef comes into practice  

Garnished with surf, sand and a winkle shell, natch.