You don't have to sit ON TOP of the fire and pan though....
Jeez, if looks could kill...
I reckon Vic should be careful or they might turn cannibal and eat him!
I was going to post * eat him*'
That's what I started to type, then I edited!
Wonder what Vic'd taste like? Sour and bitter probably 
Like a rancid lemon!
I wonder if Vic cooks at home.
He'll sit at the table with implements in hand while the kids wash his feet while he waits
Exactly
I reckon Vic should be careful or they might turn cannibal and eat him!
I was going to post * eat him*'
That's what I started to type, then I edited!
Wonder what Vic'd taste like? Sour and bitter probably
Yes
I wonder if Vic cooks at home.
He probably shouts instructions to his wife, from the sofa!
Yep ....bossy boots !
Someone should skelp him one!
Ulsterman is getting close Yogi
Vic needs to realise that he's being counterproductive !!
He's doing man's work doncha know
I wonder if Vic cooks at home.
He probably shouts instructions to his wife, from the sofa!
Yep ....bossy boots !
Someone should skelp him one!
Ulsterman is getting close Yogi
Good! I hope he gives him a hard whack!
You don't have to sit ON TOP of the fire and pan though....
One person out of eleven isn't too bad.
It's fluid Vic, It's keeping you alive
Kyle's probably hoping for one of those fish pedicures
Kyle's probably hoping for one of those fish pedicures
You don't have to sit ON TOP of the fire and pan though....
One person out of eleven isn't too bad.
He's a lazy @rsed drip, Rawky.
Staring at a pan isn't gonna save the camp.
With any luck it's a shark and it will eat Daddy
We can hope!
Kyle's probably hoping for one of those fish pedicures
They need to start getting back a bit
You don't have to sit ON TOP of the fire and pan though....
One person out of eleven isn't too bad.
He's a lazy @rsed drip, Rawky.
Staring at a pan isn't gonna save the camp.
Well I can't cook. So anyone tending to my meal gets my full support. Even if it is oyster shit.
Kyle's probably hoping for one of those fish pedicures
Whoops!............they are in the sh*t
Capsize! 
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Oops
Whoops!............they are in the sh*t
But they've got a paddle
You don't have to sit ON TOP of the fire and pan though....
One person out of eleven isn't too bad.
He's a lazy @rsed drip, Rawky.
Staring at a pan isn't gonna save the camp.
Well I can't cook. So anyone tending to my meal gets my full support. Even if it is oyster shit.
And that's the nub of it - there is no cooking involved.
Water and a handful of critters simmering in a pan....it's not Masterchef
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Now he has to have his grumpy @ss rescued
Whoops!............they are in the sh*t
But they've got a paddle
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Now he has to have his grumpy @ss rescued
They might have to dismantle his bed to make a new super duper life saving raft.... 
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Now he has to have his grumpy @ss rescued
They might have to dismantle his bed to make a new super duper life saving raft....
It won't be his, I can bet ya!
They've lost some bottle too
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Now he has to have his grumpy @ss rescued
And it's his fault the raft is wrecked!
Vic has cocked up! Good!
Now he has to have his grumpy @ss rescued
They might have to dismantle his bed to make a new super duper life saving raft....
It won't be his, I can bet ya!
While he's languishing about on the waves he has no say....
But I doubt any of them had the gumption to do it anyway.
Whoops!............they are in the sh*t
But they've got a paddle
