Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure? 
Yes. But he is a web develpoer and needs to look sharp.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
they should use him with the nice feet as bait
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
ÂĢ1 on the Facilities Manager!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yes. But he is a web develpoer and needs to look sharp.
ah.. that makes sense....
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I don't like this killing for entertainment 
They have to eat, the chippy is closed
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
*Wants to bet a fiver on all of them* 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I don't like this killing for entertainment
True. Hi Velvet 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
They're all getting fed up with Kyle not pulling his weight.
So would I
Ditto, and I wouldn't have been as polite as them.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
Is there such a thing as a crocodile flash mobbing? 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yes. But he is a web develpoer and needs to look sharp.
Yeah well he's failed, the brain let him down
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yegods he is!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
ÂĢ1 on the Facilities Manager!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
Is there such a thing as a crocodile flash mobbing?
*Hopes*
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I running a book on which one of these idiots intrepid islanders will get bitten by the croc.
Is there such a thing as a crocodile flash mobbing?
That's just cracked me up!!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yegods he is!
Maybelline's classic cherry red in high gloss finish 
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
What else is there to do on an island?
Go fishing...if it wouldn't spoil his manicure
Ha! The vultures are circling
I so wanted that vulture to have a peck at one of them.
The vultures are hanging about - that's not a good sign!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Apparently there are "death apples" on the island. Even touching them can cause problems to your skin.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Has he got a phone or a tablet though...or even a tinternet connection
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I don't like this killing for entertainment
True. Hi Velvet
Hi Rog
Troops 
Hi Velvet.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yegods he is!
Maybelline's classic cherry red in high gloss finish
Theres so much rubbish on that beach he's bound to find some!
Ugh! pooing in the sea
Not in the sea! Near where they're camped!
No sh!t Sherlock really does apply.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Apparently there are "death apples" on the island. Even touching them can cause problems to your skin.
Probably why there eating nowt.
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yegods he is!
Maybelline's classic cherry red in high gloss finish
Theres so much rubbish on that beach he's bound to find some!
That or Rimmel
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Not in the sea! Near where they're camped!
No sh!t Sherlock really does apply.
Aren't you supposed to dig a hole and bury the doings?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Not in the sea! Near where they're camped!
No sh!t Sherlock really does apply.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Has he got a phone or a tablet though...or even a tinternet connection
they have BT - bush telephone.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that numpty giving himself a pedicure?
Yegods he is!
Maybelline's classic cherry red in high gloss finish
Sounds like Chuck Berry's Chevvie
Shhhh, don't give 'em ideas - he'll start singing
Originally Posted by Baz:
He's been a week with a number two 
.
They're on an island....food is hard to come by 
He's not getting wood!
*sniggers*
I've only seen half an hour and I want to punch Kyle ( and break his nails)
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Have they not tried finding any flora and fauna?
Surely they must have been given training on what to eat. Also I would have thought the web developer would have an app.
Has he got a phone or a tablet though...or even a tinternet connection
they have BT - bush telephone.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Not in the sea! Near where they're camped!
No sh!t Sherlock really does apply.
Aren't you supposed to dig a hole and bury the doings?
You'd think so