Bear Grylls the Island returns next Monday , at 9 on C4 ....so get ready for another bunch of numpties
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Iβm ready!
They better not be as useless as last yearβs bunch.
Yogi19 posted:Iβm ready!
They better not be as useless as last yearβs bunch.
Iβm not putting money on it `Yogi
Bear,
"What they need to do is find shelter and a source of water as a storm is closing in."
Two days later,
"They haven't eaten in two days and suffering hypothermia, they call in the rescue team"
Saint posted:Bear,
"What they need to do is find shelter and a source of water as a storm is closing in."
Two days later,
"They haven't eaten in two days and suffering hypothermia, they call in the rescue team"
Probably
"Suffering dehydration the group decide to send out a search party to find water. When they don't return after six hours the remaining group decide to look for them.
Both are now lost and night is drawing in"
Baz posted:And donβt forget the hidden turkeys
so true
"Food is scarce but they'll find plenty on the island."
"Three weeks later and near starvation they haven't found anything. Until a piglet wanders into camp full of ravenous humans and decides to have a little sleep."
Saint posted:Baz posted:And donβt forget the hidden turkeys
so true
"Food is scarce but they'll find plenty on the island."
"Three weeks later and near starvation they haven't found anything. Until a piglet wanders into camp full of ravenous humans and decides to have a little sleep."
Yes
"Camp moral lifts after a tummy full of piglet.
News filters back to camp that Susan has suddenly caught fifteen fish and discovered three loaves of bread under a rock. Camp mates will eat tonight."
Saint posted:"Camp moral lifts after a tummy full of piglet.
News filters back to camp that Susan has suddenly caught fifteen fish and discovered three loaves of bread under a rock. Camp mates will eat tonight."
"On a scouting expedition Dave discovers a treasure chest washed up on the beach.
On opening he finds tarp, rope, nails, screws, wooden planks, a complete set of power tools, a piglet and his friend Percy partridge (pre-cooked)."
Saint posted:"On a scouting expedition Dave discovers a treasure chest washed up on the beach.
On opening he finds tarp, rope, nails, screws, wooden planks, a complete set of power tools, a piglet and his friend Percy partridge (pre-cooked)."
Rofl π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
After the show the contestants reflect upon their experience.
Susan said,
"It's been an incredible journey of lying on the beach and complaining of about being hungry instead of hunting for it. And the camaraderie has been amazing - finding each other lost in the dark, half starved then tripping over a sleeping piglet really helped us bond. I never realised I could fish ... no - really, I can't fish - then I caught fifteen with loaves ... it was an epiphany. I've found religion and i'm divorcing my husband."
Baz posted:O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?
Finishing it off tomorrow
Saint posted:After the show the contestants reflect upon their experience.
Susan said,
"It's been an incredible journey of lying on the beach and complaining of about being hungry instead of hunting for it. And the camaraderie has been amazing - finding each other lost in the dark, half starved then tripping over a sleeping piglet really helped us bond. I never realised I could fish ... no - really, I can't fish - then I caught fifteen with loaves ... it was an epiphany. I've found religion and i'm divorcing my husband."
Saint posted:Baz posted:O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?
Finishing it off tomorrow
Well donβt forget to take a copy
Baz posted:Saint posted:Baz posted:O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?
Finishing it off tomorrow
Well donβt forget to take a copy
Defo
Once I start looking at the questions the answers (and how to word them) flows quite easily ... thank goodness.
Saint posted:Baz posted:Saint posted:Baz posted:O/t ...did you get your forms sent off Renton ?
Finishing it off tomorrow
Well donβt forget to take a copy
Defo
Once I start looking at the questions the answers (and how to word them) flows quite easily ... thank goodness.
Yes ....mind you I was lucky , because of the circumstances I never had to fill in from about question 20 onwards ....
may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps
Wrong thread Dame
Baz posted:Wrong thread Dame
nope I'm on a mass campaign
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
may have giraffe's ...a safe haven perhaps
Wrong thread Dame
No, I'm not so sure
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Bears spokesman commented,
"No giraffe's were hurt, tripped over or hidden under drift wood in the making of The Island"
The contestants need to watch this chap before going onto the Island.
Nearly time to watch 15 people make the same mistakes as last year
Find shelter .... nope
And water ... nope 2
Get lost ... hell yeah
Call for Bare .. of course
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
The contestants need to watch this chap before going onto the Island.
Saint posted:Nearly time to watch 15 people make the same mistakes as last year
Find shelter .... nope
And water ... nope 2
Get lost ... hell yeah
Call for Bare .. of course
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Evening Saint and Baz
Evening Saint, Baz and Kaytee
Is Yogi here yet?.......taps foot
Baz posted:Oh fgs I get enough of the rich poor thing elsewhere
Well one at least could live off her reserves