The thumbsucking assassin.

Marcus's was and is his forum username, thats all....

He seemed almost likeable when he was genuinely chuffed to be chosen for the singing task then reminded us all what a twat he is by pointing out it was only right 'The Baron' should be picked.

is right!

The Baron needs to eff-off quick sharp.  The married man with numerous children fell in love with little Keeley within a week.  He thinks he's the head of the house - the ONLY one that has got the measure of him is Ben.  The 'Baron' is apparently going to get a new number plate when he leaves the house with 'Baron' something or other on it.  BB have made all his dreams come true by Andrew S lauding over him - the housemates now will SURELY to too scared to vote for him.  All hail the newbies is what I say - stick Steve/JJ/Josie up ASAP ta v. much

THE BAAAARRRRRRRRONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cos he walked in and thought he had won it, he thunked wrong 

Could you imagine a stonks turning up and I'd be shouting, its not me....

Yep ... no comparison there really. Quite apart from marcus already 'owning' his title, Steve comes nowhere near ... he's a horrible, nasty piece of work and when are the rest of them going to grow a pair and start nominating the tw*t?

Big Daddy.

Class moniker.

I'd tell everyone it was though

A pedant writes: any sobriquet given to a housemate by them self is, by definition, "self-appointed".  Therefore I am deducting marks for needless repetition bordering on tautology.  "Have self-appointed titles", or, "Give themselves titles" will suffice in future.  B-

Vraiment?

 No.

 

He was a wrestler wasn't he? Real name Shirley something or other?

 Crabtree 

 Where's Giant Haystacks when we need him?

OK

An even more pedantic pedant writes: how could they 'have' self-appointed titles without having 'given' themselves aforementioned titles?

By giving themselves "titles".  At which point they become "self-appointed titles".  There is no need to "give oneself a self-appointed title".

Yes yes I know that, my point is you can't have a self-appointed title unless you've given it to yourself first, otherwise you wouldn't have it. It is a silly and undoubtedly ridiculous point, but valid nonetheless 

I thought that was Josie

I wouldn't worry about it.  I specialise in them. 

Very

The pedants in particular would approve I'm sure

  That dark , it went right under my radar.

Dead.

Thats never stopped anyone before

I'm probably wrong here, but wasn't it Dave that gave him that title?

I don't like either of them.........but just for arguments sake

Don't you start 

Har BB told off Dave,"Housemates are not allowed to throw things around"he was about to chuck his trainers around,probably at Ben.
I'll tell you trainers can be a heavy thing if they are chucked at your face etc when sleeping.Dave is a see you next tuesday!

I think Ben and Corin are next weeks nom targets.Rachel is even Ben baiting,trying to deflect noms from her...grr!

It was, he is only Baron greenback from The kids TV

I hope they are as long as someone else is up with them. Neither of them will go. Sit back, relax, get some popcorn, and watch JJ cringe as he rethinks his whole strategy .

Actually I feel a bit stupid, assuming JJ is intelligent enough to have a strategy 

Ah  I declare this whole thread null and void 

 It will stick though