Made in Scotland from girders
quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Made in Scotland from girders
Was just going to post the same thing
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Erm pikey?!!! Townie?!!! Twat in a tracksuit?!!
Ohhhhhhhh lol, had to sit on my hands then pmsl
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quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Erm pikey?!!! Townie?!!! Twat in a tracksuit?!!
Ma aunties 'n uncles an' aw ma cousins!
pmsl
quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Made in Scotland from girders
I loved the way he said girrderssss, the same as i love it when Taggart says murrrderssss
quote:Originally posted by Lady-Jester:quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Made in Scotland from girders
Was just going to post the same thing
Hve now decide it's just made from sugar and shite.
I've never tasted Irn Bru.
Karly's lovely ...have a can
I love Irn Bru as the Darnellians can confirm lol I am liking Karly
you Scottish and your Irn Bru .
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I love Irn Bru as the Darnellians can confirm lol I am liking Karly
As ever you display excellent taste Marguerita McStoater
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quote:Originally posted by Lady-Jester:quote:Originally posted by Lady-Jester:quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Made in Scotland from girders
Was just going to post the same thing
Hve now decide it's just made from sugar and shite.
I beat you both to it
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I love Irn Bru as the Darnellians can confirm lol I am liking Karly
Thought I'd find you here Madam!
Ah g'oan, geez a gless o the orange stuff
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
you Scottish and your Irn Bru .
We like curry for breakfast as well
Is it like Tizer and if so why not just stick to Tiser?
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
I went to Dunoon for a WHOLE week
There were Americans there and stuff...
There were Americans there and stuff...
And I went to Rothesay and there was a star fish and some chalets
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
you Scottish and your Irn Bru .
We like curry for breakfast as well
nothing wrong with that Curry in the morning does wonders for a hang over .
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
you're getting the idea ....nearly! You missed out the "Gon yersel Karly!" bit.
Then I had to go to Dundee couple of years ago but the train journey back was interesting because I got talking to a very handsome dancer.
There was no Irn Bru on the train fank gawd or that journey would've been DESTROYED.
There was no Irn Bru on the train fank gawd or that journey would've been DESTROYED.
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
you Scottish and your Irn Bru .
We like curry for breakfast as well
nothing wrong with that Curry in the morning does wonders for a hang over .
Irn Bru and Curry on a Saturday morning - a match made in heaven
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
you're getting the idea ....nearly! You missed out the "Gon yersel Karly!" bit.
Ah am nae joinin' in haur tae be honest am Ah?
Ah didne ken ye coods spick scottish hoochie
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Then I had to go to Dundee couple of years ago but the train journey back was interesting because I got talking to a very handsome dancer.
There was no Irn Bru on the train fank gawd or that journey would've been DESTROYED.
See that's where you're wrong - had Irn Bru been available - your journey would have been phenomenal not just "interesting"
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
you're getting the idea ....nearly! You missed out the "Gon yersel Karly!" bit.
Ah am nae joinin' in haur tae be honest am Ah?
Ah didne ken ye coods spick scottish hoochie
Gonny no dae that!
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Made in Scotland from girders
I loved the way he said girrderssss, the same as i love it when Taggart says murrrderssss
Dunderheed
quote:Originally posted by Noty:quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I love Irn Bru as the Darnellians can confirm lol I am liking Karly
Thought I'd find you here Madam!
Ah g'oan, geez a gless o the orange stuff
It's gingur but.
quote:
Aww thanks Marge. A wee dab of vodka and it goes down a treat
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
you're getting the idea ....nearly! You missed out the "Gon yersel Karly!" bit.
Ah am nae joinin' in haur tae be honest am Ah?
Ah didne ken ye coods spick scottish hoochie
Gonny no dae that!
How?
gonny no
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Doon wi' Irn Bru!!!
you're getting the idea ....nearly! You missed out the "Gon yersel Karly!" bit.
Ah am nae joinin' in haur tae be honest am Ah?
Ah didne ken ye coods spick scottish hoochie
Gonny no dae that!
How?
How no?
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Then I had to go to Dundee couple of years ago but the train journey back was interesting because I got talking to a very handsome dancer.
There was no Irn Bru on the train fank gawd or that journey would've been DESTROYED.
See that's where you're wrong - had Irn Bru been available - your journey would have been phenomenal not just "interesting"
Weel, nae havin' partaken ay th' Bru oan th' joorney Ah cannae argue wi' 'at!
Ah missed an opportunity thaur
Morning Karly Supporters
This morning at approximately 06.30hrs the Irn Bru Club mounted a daring air drop of supplies into the House. Due to an unfortunate collision with a Coca Cola Jet Fighter our heroic volunteers are no longer with us
However we salute their brave efforts and are now recruiting for our elite Rescue Squad Do you have what it takes to be a Glugger? We can offer excellent training and benefits similar to none. Join today - You know it makes no sense!
Good Morning
Sergeant Gladys Leek of the 51 st Laver bread Battalion reporting for duty to help our Celtic Cousins ....well until they put someone Welsh in the house when there might be a swift defection
Although dissaproving of Satan's ginger juice myself, I shall put aside my distaste of your heathen taste buds to help you out in your hour of need
....besides, you Scots need someone to lead the singing, your voices are atrocious
Welcome aboard - McLeeky!
Nice wee joke there "satan's ginger juice indeed!" You know it's nectar from the Bonnie Banks of heaven
First training session starts at 19.00 hours - Sgt Hector McOgle will be leading the exercises
Nice wee joke there "satan's ginger juice indeed!" You know it's nectar from the Bonnie Banks of heaven
First training session starts at 19.00 hours - Sgt Hector McOgle will be leading the exercises
I am pleased to see that yours is an equal opportunity terrorist organisation
I will be happy to participate in a bit of a roll around the assault course with the one legged Sgt McOgle
I will be happy to participate in a bit of a roll around the assault course with the one legged Sgt McOgle
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I am pleased to see that yours is an equal opportunity terrorist organisation
I will be happy to participate in a bit of a roll around the assault course with the one legged Sgt McOgle
oh dear - there is an Eye Test for the Air Rescue Division .... but I'm sure we'll find room for you in the Guerilla Corps
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
oh dear - there is an Eye Test for the Air Rescue Division .... but I'm sure we'll find room for you in the Guerilla Corps
I think...being Welsh and therefore being blessed with a superior intellect ....that a position in your military intelligence division might be more appropriate
In fact, by some strange coincidence, I have been working on a cunning scientific formula that will revolutionise Irn Bru warfare and might be of benefit to your organisation.
By solidifying the demon Bru and injecting it into a handy grenade shaped form, it might be easier to launch it into the house without the usual bottle smashage that might result from your archaic bottle parachuting technology.
I shall send round some of my kitten warriors to give your troops a sample.....they have a handy side effect of being quite nibbly
I'll put the kettle on!
quote:Originally posted by King Kev:
*Wipes feet*
*Pours a glass of Irn Bru*
I'm really getting to like Karly.
oooh royalty and everything!!
welcome - have a sample
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