Welcome to the Irn Bru Club - membership is open to FMs of all nationalities as long as you abide by Club rules and wipe yer feet on the way in.
1/ All members will support the phenomenaaaaal HM Karly
2/ All non scottish members will adopt Irn Bru as their other national drink for the duration of BB and buy huge amounts on a regular basis to support Club funds.
3/ When consuming any alcoholic beverage all members will mix it with at least an equal measure of Irn Bru (we can highly recommend Baileys and Irn Bru....... and Chateau Lafite 1936 with Irn Bru is an experience not to be missed)
4/ All members will agree to brush their teeth regularly - NO hoachin' breath will be tolerated!
5/ No interfering with the bouncers' kilts .... and tossing of cabers inside the Club is strictly forbidden unless you're fully insured
6/ All members agree to henceforth adopt or invent (just add Mc to anything) a clan and Glug Irn Bru for Karly in their sigs
Awra best!
hoochie McTavish - Glugging Irn Bru for Karly