Man in white hat alert.
Pratt in a hat!
Man in white hat alert.
Pratt in a hat!
Man in white hat alert.
with a cane too
Wonder what the food will be like
Red and green
Sounds yummy
Nice pants
hehehehehehe
Man in white hat alert.
Pratt in a hat!
Man in white hat alert.
with a cane too
At weddings there's always one
Off to DOI for the skate off
Did he just order a lasagne for a wedding guest?
I'd divorce him
Annulment time
awwww, they are adorable "did you enjoy your anniversary Cava"
Could they not get a couple of proper glasses?
Kaytee
Christian needs a slap
and a P45
The inspectors are wasting their time. This lot are a bunch of know all know nothings.
They all need P45s
awwww, they are adorable "did you enjoy your anniversary Cava"
I know! Awwww bless I bet sparkling pink lambrini is a huge treat.
Christian needs a slap
and a P45
Yep, as does Alison the gobby oompa in the back room
Christian needs a slap
and a P45
Yep, as does Alison the gobby oompa in the back room
See how know all they are when they're signing on
awwww, they are adorable "did you enjoy your anniversary Cava"
I know! Awwww bless I bet sparkling pink lambrini is a huge treat.
I bet they've got that earmarked for their 60th ... they've probably already bought the bottle for 'laying down'
Upgraded rooms and a brand new menu?
Nope Peter - start with the staff
The groom's a love god in his Welsh outfit on the dancefloor.
Nice choice of first dance.
Why's she blaming the idiot that brought the booze and not the idiot that drank it?
Nice choice of first dance.
I can't decide whether to go to C5 for Cbb or itv for mr selfridge.
Nice choice of first dance.
I must remember not to sit with my jaw dropped next time
Right, CBB here I come.
See you next week
I can't decide whether to go to C5 for Cbb or itv for mr selfridge.
CBB
I love this show
Did anyone else notice the woman that was getting married went out with her son the night before in a shirt and then went to bed in it and was still wearing it when she was having her hair done
I loved the Hotel inspector trying to get the lamp to work in the bedroom
I went to go and stay at this hotel
I've followed this series too. . every time I see the hotel on the box I can smell it, and it doesn't smell nice even thru the TV screen..
it brings back memories of cheapo weekends away to go partying so not being bothered so much about where we stayed so long as there was a bed to collapse on and being only young not really caring. .. . it is truly grotbags. . if he spent just a teeny bit cleaning the carpets or painting the walls or getting decent bedlinen etc as he has spent on going for the luminous teeth look it would improve leaps and bounds. .
but again I keep watching it, if only to see how awful it and it's just as awful customers are. . I am a tad snobby in my old age I think..
I love this show
Did anyone else notice the woman that was getting married went out with her son the night before in a shirt and then went to bed in it and was still wearing it when she was having her hair done
I loved the Hotel inspector trying to get the lamp to work in the bedroom
I went to go and stay at this hotel
A forum holiday
51-year-old, Mark Jenkins, is the owner and manager of the Grosvenor Hotel in Torquay. Mark bought the loss-making Grosvenor back in November 2010 and has one summer to turn it around.
Mark was born in Bromley, with the leisure industry in his blood. When he was six years old his family moved to Paignton, a seaside town in Devon near Torquay. His dad was an entertainer, who in the late 40s and early 50s worked the circuit with the likes of Morecambe and Wise. Later on his parents ran a small hotel. In the height of the summer season, Mark and his brother would often have to sleep in the garden shed, to make room for paying guests.
Mark developed a strong work ethic from an unusually young age. At 12 he was a kitchen porter working 60 hours a week in a local cafe, where he could be found operating the dishwasher. He claims that by 14, he had racked up his first 100-hour week and hasn't stopped since. Over the years, Mark has set up and run a string of businesses, making and losing a fortune along the way; from a painting and decorating company called 'Van Gogh' to a fish 'n' chip shop in Blackpool, famed for its twice-battered, 18-inch 'Monster Fish'.
Part businessman, part showman, Mark describes himself as a cross between JR Ewing from Dallas, Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses and Arthur Daley from Minder:
"If people say what's my profession, I would probably say I'm a sales person... who perhaps should have been an entertainer."
Mark's business philosophy at the Grosvenor is to stack âem high and sell âem cheap. Most of the year the hotel is full of coach tours on bargain basement package deals. His aim is to give his guests the kind of memorable holiday experiences he enjoyed as a child, which he describes as "a cross between a cruise ship and a holiday camp". Daily entertainment at the hotel includes bingo, inflatable dolphin racing, karaoke and party night - featuring the balloon game âWho's got the biggest?'
"What makes a good holiday is when you do things you wouldn't normally do. I remember I once went on a holiday somewhere and I ended up riding a camel. I didn't go on holiday to ride on a camel, but I ended up riding a camel, and it's something I'll always remember. I haven't got any camels, but at least I can try and do something else that they'll remember."
Mark is a perfectionist who doesn't suffer fools gladly. His staff at the Grosvenor rarely meet his high expectations, and Mark is the first to admit he is prone to a little micro-managing. He boasts of having done every single job in the hotel.
"If I had my way, I would actually clone myself into every job in the entire hotel and I would only employ myself. I would be much happier if I could do that!"
Members of staff who don't measure up to Mark's high standards run the risk of being put into his infamous ârelegation zone' and according to Mark, what ever the Guests want "the answer is always yes AND DO IT NOW."
Mark is divorced and currently lives alone in one of his own hotel rooms.
45-year-old, Christian, is deputy manager at the Grosvenor Hotel. He's been in the hospitality business for 27 years, working all over the country - from 5 star hotels in London to nightclubs in Shropshire. Christian grew up in Falmouth, Cornwall and was drawn back to the sun, sea and palm trees of the South Coast in May 2010 when he moved to Torquay.
In his role as Mark's right hand man, Christian has to wear a lot of hats - from calling bingo and co-hosting the Grosvenor's entertainment events (sometimes in drag), to âguest liaison' duties on reception. With so many responsibilities, Christian isn't entirely sure how to define his role at the hotel:
"My role here... if it needs doing, it gets done basically. I mean, the other day Mark introduced me to a lounge full of people... âThis is Christian. Mm. Christian is, well sometimes he's the manager, sometimes he's the manager-ish, pretty much he's a dogsbody.' That's how I was introduced. But then he did say, every hotel should have a Christian."
Despite the lack of clarity over his job description, Christian has a high opinion of both the hotel and his place within it...
"The Grosvenor is different from other hotels... and I'm not blowing my own trumpet, but I think it's because I'm there!"
Although famous among his colleagues for his âmoods', Christian's droll humour and immaculate, perma-tanned appearance make him a firm favourite with the hotel's guests. He has left before but Mark has managed to win him back.
"That is what I like about Mark - he's human... and he lets you make mistakes. God knows, he makes enough of them!"
"He's like a tornado. He walks in, he creates havoc, and he buggers off out of the door again. He's almost like Peter Pan. He's never quite grown up."
Christian is currently single, although, by his own admission "he hasn't been a monk for the past four years."
40-year-old, Alison, is the hotel's reservation manager. She has a three year old daughter with Alan, who works in the hotel's maintenance department. After an on-off start to their relationship, the pair have been together for 11 years, and recently celebrated their engagement with a party at the Grosvenor. They plan to get married in 2013
Alison started her career working for Mark as a receptionist, and quickly found herself in his infamous ârelegation zone' for filing her nails at the desk. When Mark discovered she had previously been a holiday rep abroad, he decided to give her a second chance, took her under his wing, and trained her up to become a key member of the hotel management:
"I was in Division 4. Now I'm in the Premiership - see!"
Alison presides over Mark's low tech, paper-based, manual bookings system. In the absence of computers, she and her colleagues rely almost entirely on coloured pens, tippex, and white boards - but even with his most trusted lieutenant at the helm, Mark still can't resist meddling, which often results in over bookings and âheated exchanges' in the office.
"Mark's a nightmare. He's a flapper. That's why I'm now a million times more stressed than I ever used to be."
Alison is famous not just for her upfront manner but also her catchphrases. Her favourites include: ânumpty', âcarnage.com' and ânice moods'. She reserves most of these words for Mark and in spite of him being her boss, she is not afraid to tell him what she thinks of him: "Sometimes I haven't got a clue why I do this job!"
I watched it for the first time last night and was as incredulous as the rest of you.
I love this show
Did anyone else notice the woman that was getting married went out with her son the night before in a shirt and then went to bed in it and was still wearing it when she was having her hair done
I loved the Hotel inspector trying to get the lamp to work in the bedroom
I went to go and stay at this hotel
A forum holiday
That would be great
I've followed this series too. . every time I see the hotel on the box I can smell it, and it doesn't smell nice even thru the TV screen..
it brings back memories of cheapo weekends away to go partying so not being bothered so much about where we stayed so long as there was a bed to collapse on and being only young not really caring. .. . it is truly grotbags. . if he spent just a teeny bit cleaning the carpets or painting the walls or getting decent bedlinen etc as he has spent on going for the luminous teeth look it would improve leaps and bounds. .
but again I keep watching it, if only to see how awful it and it's just as awful customers are. . I am a tad snobby in my old age I think..
I don't think it looks a bad hotel, like you say some new carpets and redecoration would make it look a lot better
I watched it and found it all very sad.
oh maybe we have different taste then Aimee. . I think it looks like something my granny would have gone to. . and she popped her clogs 20 yrs before I was born
I just know it smells as well. . I even know what it smells like, I swear it comes thru the TV. . a mixture of old hospitals and old school meals and old junk shops plus a bit of damp thrown in too .. and that's just the corridors. . the rooms are even worse .. I reckon the guests pong a bit too
Funny thing is the reception area is one of the worst places in it as well . I'd walk in the door and turn right back around again..
Love it! Its so bad its hysterical
I would book in with the girls, i reckon it would be a right laugh!
Felt sorry for the bride and her son tho, with the groom plastered
Was it ÂĢ7K for the wedding , i wouldnt have paid that
oh maybe we have different taste then Aimee. . I think it looks like something my granny would have gone to. . and she popped her clogs 20 yrs before I was born
I just know it smells as well. . I even know what it smells like, I swear it comes thru the TV. . a mixture of old hospitals and old school meals and old junk shops plus a bit of damp thrown in too .. and that's just the corridors. . the rooms are even worse .. I reckon the guests pong a bit too
Funny thing is the reception area is one of the worst places in it as well . I'd walk in the door and turn right back around again..
I mean't the building didn't look to bad, the rooms look quite large it just needs a revamp
Thanks for that post ^up there^ Sezit, it's hilarious!
51-year-old, Mark Jenkins
I'd like to see his birth certificate..!
"What makes a good holiday is when you do things you wouldn't normally do".
What, like booking the Grosvenor in the first place?
Mark is a perfectionist who doesn't suffer fools gladly.
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