most of the hotel...saying that, I think we were the only guests 
The only ones daft enough to stay in there 
we gathered that after the first 30 minutes
LOL!
Oh no I've seen the spoiler 
Who knew you could defrost cheesecake in the microwave
those good reviews were written by the staff eh?
Best review i read on a local hotel (that I looked up because we had someone visiting at work who had booked in there and we tried to say 'Nooooooooo' but he insisted it was fine) was a guest who reported that he didn't think the beds were changed "as evidenced by the fact that i found the previous guest's pyjamas under the pillow"
Oh! 
those good reviews were written by the staff eh?
Best review i read on a local hotel (that I looked up because we had someone visiting at work who had booked in there and we tried to say 'Nooooooooo' but he insisted it was fine) was a guest who reported that he didn't think the beds were changed "as evidenced by the fact that i found the previous guest's pyjamas under the pillow"
Good grief.....
Oh no I've seen the spoiler
Who knew you could defrost cheesecake in the microwave
I've got a defrost option on my microwave but you have to be VERY careful not to over time it. But yeah, you wouldn't trust any of that lot with technology and food in the same room together
And what about the chef going home and not even bothering to tell them where the rest of the defrosted cheesecake was!
Then again, did no one think to look in the fridge? 
a guest who reported that he didn't think the beds were changed "as evidenced by the fact that i found the previous guest's pyjamas under the pillow"
Pfft..! Send him to The Grosvenor, the body would still be in the jimjams there.
I wonder what happened to the manager, or shouldn't I ask I loved the bloke at the start telling his mum he had no money cause he had spent it all on her in Vegas
a guest who reported that he didn't think the beds were changed "as evidenced by the fact that i found the previous guest's pyjamas under the pillow"
Pfft..! Send him to The Grosvenor, the body would still be in the jimjams there.
Don't forget the silent *s*
Don't forget the silent *s*
I think the bloke with the manager's mum was her husband, but possibly not the manager's bio dad.
That's what I'm telling myself and, quite frankly, it's no more bizarre than anything I saw or heard on the telly
Just watched it ,I see it's still bonkers.
i just watched it on catch up
i was shouting at the telly
90 staff!
i could whittle it down to 30
cos im tight
I'm watching it again...
He doesn't "really want" rich guests.
Good job, cos he's not going to get any.
Tracey, who is going to hold her wedding reception at the hotel has a classy tattoo on her t*t.
Don't mind me Baz, I'm having a ball all by myself 
Hotel Inspector's on his way 
I'm watching it Cosi ... I've never seen it before though. Is it the same hotel every week?
This looks like a classy joint
Same hotel, Rexi 
It's like the Titanic but without the sea
Well, that's an excellent start for the inspectors
This has got to be scripted, surely?
The staff are unbelievably rude and ignorant.
This has got to be scripted, surely?
Sadly, I don't think it is. It's an utter disaster and total shambles.
The manager's a fool but the rest of them are of no help whatsoever.
Jasus
I hope these staff are secure in their jobs, because they would have no chance of getting a job elsewhere after this
The staff are unbelievably rude and ignorant.
Aren't they just? I've been listening from the kitchen...
If he knew how to run the business he'd have sacked them all long ago. But he's got no clue - and they've even less. He's got zero backing or support and neither are they good at their jobs. As much as he annoys me, I feel sorry that they're assisting in his demise.
Wow... look at this room. Have I tuned into Inside Claridges by mistake?
Does he actually own the business, or is he just a manager?
Oh. My. God.
2 returning guests
I fear for the wedding
Does he actually own the business, or is he just a manager?
I think he just manages it, Rexi.
Does he actually own the business, or is he just a manager?
I think he just manages it, Rexi.
Surely not for too much longer
That dining room looks a buzzin' type of place.
I have no faith in the 'Luke Test'. Has he not looked at where he is?
What's that all over the salmon?
