Bit late for that Allyson

*checks watch*

Half time, Cinds?

Oh the irony:  an advert for Premier Inn

Curlers?  In public at breakfast????  Really?

Now, that is style - wearing yer curlers down to breakfast

 Yes, true class

awwww, sweet little boy, saying sorry

C'mon, take your little boy and go out for a nice walk along the seafront.

I think my telly's broke.   That bloke looks very pink.

 Mine too...

Haha ... what a shirt, eh?!

I don't think I will ever be able to say Grosvenor the right way again

hahah - I say it Grose-venor too now

and perfectly toning trousers too!

I have no words

Mark looks like he needs a shave and a wash

Who says money can't buy taste eh?

How much? I missed that bit

Me too    I also say "Marrr-bell-larrrrrrrrrr"

I think that may be too much info though

I mean - how much did he sell it for

He didn't say - he wrote it down.

and Majjorca ??

They didn't actually tell us Rexi.... it was written on a bit of paper...

But I want to know how much

Doesn't everyone?    I hear they have very classy residents there who say it all funny tho...

They also say... a fool and his money are soon parted.

Tell that to Burton's shop window

And....Pwertah Ban-oooooooose.

I'm positively native now

Joseph is Katie's son's name in Coronation Street

I think there was an even more famous Joseph than that

Who you calling funny?  

"It's just not the same without you"

Translation:  I can't be arsed to try and do a proper job, Mark

Should have tried showing him a bit of support before it was too late then, eh?

Oh bless

Poor Mark

Awww,,,,,

Wrong time of life for poor mum to see her son go down the pan

I hope Mr Pink Shirt goes in there and weeds out all the good for nothing ones.

Oh look - there's a balloon that looks like meeeeee