Alison's "unflappable" because she has absolutely NO work ethic.

I can't abide her.

I'm tempted to time you

Can't you stick him in the spare room (on a lumpy mattress a-la Grosvenor style)..?

Her? General Manager?

Lawdy me!!

I think the days of 27 year olds has well and truly passed Ken by

hello.. I've just dished up a helping of my award winning chili.   

Can you imagine Alison as manager?  

He's a bit of a catch, don't you think?

Get the Pest Control quick!  There's 3 rats in reception.

hahaha!!

Caught (something) more like.

Hi Kaffers

Alison, the Scottish one and who else?

She's slower than a sloth and as lazy as a lazy thing.

It'll be a roaring success

Hahaha!

I meant the fluffy things on leads, but if there's a cap and it fits......

I want to slap her - her default answer to any request is 'I'm NOT doing it!!!'

Sounds like she's very suited for the job then.... she'll be a delegation star

Fair point 

hahaha - she's morphing into Mark, and the staff are morphing into her.   this is karma...

She's got a nerve talking about respect.  She was the least respectful of them all at times!

I think she is right about Mark.... he's been too soft for his own good.

Ahahaha - the dolphins in the pool ... I love it

See what 27 year olds can do to ya!  Heart attack city.

It's going to be good

Pity she never tried to sway him down a better route then.

(He was useless bless his little naive socks)

Bullseye Mama!

Oooh dear, it comes to something when your own mum knows you're useless

Yes...

It could all go very wrong ...

This is going from bad to worse

Alison's gone home..?

You'd think she'd oversee things just for the first few evenings.

Scrub that.  This is Alison we're talking about - silly me.

Yes, yes ... tell us some jokes

Are you sure? 

This is going down like a lead balloon

OMG.. how dire is that?   

The joint's buzzin' and a-jumpin'

He's been away all week

Ah well, your turn next time!!