Just spoke to my mum and apparently they was meant to go to this hotel but it got changed at the last minute  I would have loved them to have turned up there  then again the phone calls I would have got 

They might have been on the tele

He's totally barmy

Yes but likeable with it

They would have been the ones with faces like

I'm waiting for that horror Alison to get her marching orders.

You don't like her much do you?  

I forgot this was on ... have just turned over

She's his fiance?  I thought she was his mum

Does it show?

Rexi

I thought it was Groucho Marx's love child.

Rexi    didn't see you there.

I snuck in ... I'm trying to catch up

now is that her Dad or her fiance?   

I'm getting all confused here...

Trip Advisor is bad though ... my local pub has a great restaurant, but someone has posted a really bad review 

I wouldn't trust a review on Trip Advisor - never

Too many axes to grind/in-house rivalry and all that.

Then again, I cannot believe anyone's had a good deal at the Grosvenor either!

Oh dear at the necklace

It doesn't exactly sit nicely on those bazookas, does it

  She has a very unique sense of style....

I'll have you know that necklace was "beautiful" 

I've never had any taste me.  

awww, poor Christian ... he's been dumped

and him running a wedding fayre too 

oh my god.. he's going to be a bride...

oh. I was hoping that I misheard that

Did you see him last week?  he makes a good woman.

No, no ... make him stop

I'm RL lol'ing here   (at you, not Christian)

Oh.

My

Godddddddddddddd

It looks like a church jumble sale!

Well, that brightened up a quiet Sunday evening.

I just wish I could unsee it!!

You cannot unsee what's already been seen

However, you may want to sleep with the lights on tonight

Gawd ... what a nightmare

Dove release.  That'll be a whole load of bird crap landing on someone

Drat! missed it again 

It's not poor Christian's week, is it

Piss off to your karaoke in Exeter then ya useless idiot.

Whatever you do, don't watch it on catchup

LOL!