This is a joke, right?
This is a joke, right?
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This is real, Baz?
But they're all useless!
And it's a tip of a place!
I'm watching - it's hilarious. I expect John Cleese and Manuel to walk in any minute.
I wouldn't be letting Basil fake saw my head off for sure..
This is real, Baz?
But they're all useless!
Yes.... that's what makes is so funny....... not that I would ever want to stay there I will watch and comment later
And then........every now and again we get Gary and Rachel with their on camera Relate session.
The manager's a mug and the chef should be sacked.
They should ALL be sacked.
I'd out that bird in the office pronto.
And where did the manager get the idea that the entertainments manager is unique?
Madness, utter useless madness
How can the manager tell him what the ticket price was - then tell the chef what to make - then complain that they didn't make enough money.
I wouldn't be letting Basil fake saw my head off for sure..
'Basil' can only be about 56 years old or younger (his mum's 76)...!
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
How can the manager tell him what the ticket price was - then tell the chef what to make - then complain that they didn't make enough money.
Arse and elbow time.
He's got zero control, has zero respect from the staff and zero idea on how to deal with any of it.
Let's all go to Torquay
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
Look at what I posted in my last sentence!
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
Look at what I posted in my last sentence!
that's it decided then! I'll bring clean bedding - you're in the kitchen.
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
Look at what I posted in my last sentence!
that's it decided then! I'll bring clean bedding - you're in the kitchen.
Roach on toast.
Roach fricasse.
Roach casserole.
Scrambled roach
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
Look at what I posted in my last sentence!
that's it decided then! I'll bring clean bedding - you're in the kitchen.
Roach on toast.
Roach fricasse.
Roach casserole.
Scrambled roach
See? I KNEW you were the right choice for chef!
I think it would be a great place for a forum weekend
Look at what I posted in my last sentence!
that's it decided then! I'll bring clean bedding - you're in the kitchen.
I'll be the manager, and grrrrrrr at everyone I'm watching it now...
Baz! You cannot possibly be THAT bad
Psst... wanna roach and bacteria vol au vent?
Baz! You cannot possibly be THAT bad
Psst... wanna roach and bacteria vol au vent?
No ta.... I'll eat out I can never understand why anyone would want to got to this hotel!!
I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me!
I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me!
Yes.... just as long as there were no trees to be put up!
Why would you want to go to this hotel if you've frequented 5* hotels! And that pool is disgusting!
I'd delegate
I'm not watching but it sounds disgusting
I'm not watching but it sounds disgusting
I'm watching on +1.... but yes, it's dreadful!
I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me!
Yes.... just as long as there were no trees to be put up!
Also, you'd have to do a crash course in gobbiness.
And not wash your hair ever again.
I've just turned over to see the last few minutes
I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me!
Yes.... just as long as there were no trees to be put up!
Also, you'd have to do a crash course in gobbiness.
And not wash your hair ever again.
I could be on reception..that's my job and nothing gets past me!
Yes.... just as long as there were no trees to be put up!
Also, you'd have to do a crash course in gobbiness.
And not wash your hair ever again.
You haven't seen the state of me at the minute and I can make my mouth go when I want to
Why would you want to go to this hotel if you've frequented 5* hotels! And that pool is disgusting!
I think they're deluded and talking BS; they went to -5* hotels before
Seriously, if you were mad enough to even bother getting out of the car, you'd soon do a 360o turn when you saw the reception area.
I've just turned over to see the last few minutes
I'm a bit behind, cos I'm watching it on record...
Why would you want to go to this hotel if you've frequented 5* hotels! And that pool is disgusting!
I think they're deluded and talking BS; they went to -5* hotels before
Seriously, if you were mad enough to even bother getting out of the car, you'd soon do a 360o turn when you saw the reception area.
Not half
You haven't seen the state of me at the minute and I can make my mouth go when I want to
1) You're not in public
2) Can't we all but then we wouldn't expect to stay employed
Woah! I've just seen the next time bit When's it on next please?
You haven't seen the state of me at the minute and I can make my mouth go when I want to
1) You're not in public
2) Can't we all but then we wouldn't expect to stay employed
Haha!
Woah! I've just seen the next time bit When's it on next please?
Same time next week (9 pm on ch4 I think?)
I think it would be bloody funny... I once stayed at a place like that in Redcar on a weekend trip...48 of us laughed all weekend, it was utter chaos
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