I'm glad I didn't go for the saddle option now.

wtf


Z.

That was an unfortunately timed snaffle.

Guys, will you throw me overboard for having an evening of Rick Astley songs?

*thinks about it carefully*

Yes

Okay, well that's definitely not what's happening.

...  Definitely Yes!!!

I should think not!

Surely there aren't enough Rick Astley songs in the world for a Rick Astley evening?

shhhhhh Ducks!   There are!!!

I know they all sounded the same...  but don't you remember the two years the charts were dominated by Rick Astley ...

the only good Rick Astley evening is a wake


Z.

There's quite a few actually, this being the best one (or so I've heard).

I must have blocked that traumatic time from my memory.

I am not clicking on that Maz... nooo way!

I lived through it....

just tell us the title...  it will be there... forever scarred in my memory banks!

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's all coming back.....

Together Forever, I really love it!

And I'm not ashamed to admit my attraction to Rick Astley, either. Well...I don't know what he looks like these days but...

I bet you're all wishing I never came back now

.....  

Curiosity killed the Cat were ok though...   I seem to remember them being around at the same time as Rick Astley!

They are probably really shit...  but sounded amazing cos of all the Rick Astly blaring out at aus

omg... depressing thought.....

I was Maz's age when Rick Astley was in world domination!

thank god for Acid House

We will forgive you your fetish......i return for your FB password.

Rick Astley never dominated my world... although I might had trodden in something quite as bad at the time

Stock Aitken Waterman... SAW... Such Awful Wailing


Z.

I cannot afford anymore FB ruination ok! My family that I have on there probably think I'm absolutely insane.

I'll just have to pack up my lifesize wooden Rick Astley (my friend Saff actually owns this and I'm always jealous of it), and leap overboard, I'll probably float to shore....at some point

omg.... just reading the words...its there in my head!!!





hahaha!  you say that like you had a choice!



Ducky had been getting the mob together to go and drag you back for big brother anyway.



She even told all the peeps in your Fweddie fwed she would drag you back! 



we love having you back Maz!

hahaha...

and now I am having flashbacks of michaela strachen's lil boobs jiggling about in the Hitman & Her (late night telly.... after the pub.....  presented by waterman & michaela...  only watched by boys wanting to see michaela dance)

A Rick Astley life raft?

nah it would sink without trace.. please God!


Z.

Awwwh guysss! That's put a massive smile on my face

I was always planning on coming back, I just thought I'd wait until an opportune moment to make my return.

I love being back, it's like I've been on holiday for ages and now I'm all home and settled.

Stock Aitken Waterman.. only 2 of them could read.. tru fax!!

and one of them owns a steam engine.. tru fax!!

and they are crap ... also tru fax!!

Eurovision? exactly .. still stuck in the 80s


Z.

Just so long as you haven't brought all your washing home!!


Z.

We have been stalking you from afar on FB We may not comment often..... but we're always watching.

yeah... and sober!

its like there is a facebook Maz.... & a forum Maz!

we need more pissed posting on here Maz.... its your mission..  I can't drink at the moment cos am on painkillers, you have to do it for me!

Definitely not

*Shoves mountains of washing under bed*

I really did think you'd broken your leg for a little while though

Oh god, I forget these things!

*gives Zaph another reason to hate them*

One of them mentored a certain young Mr Cowell. Tru fax!

Hahaha Yeah, I think that's pretty true.

And I shall see what I can do especially for you, I remember the last time I did drunk forum posting everyone thought I'd had my drinks spiked because I said I'd had four cans of lager or something rather than a ridiculous amount of wine

That was the weirdest thing, and then everyone went round pretty much all of my FB friends arranging for me to meet up with them yesterday and saying I missed them loads which took a while to sort out.

You are Ickle!!!!

that is exactly what she does!!!    then the day before she is due to return to school I come down in the morning to find a mountain of washing on the kitchen floor.

Don't worry Maz...next time we'll just make a thread warning everyone you lie about the amount of alcohol you consume

And get Lori to pin it.

I knew that Ducky... shit begats shit..


Z.