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ell I have being typing it since July 2004 it is automatic.. although it was only pointed out to me by either Ducky or Ditty that I always hit 'return' 3 times first
- yessssssssss - yessssssssss
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either Ducky or Ditty that I always hit 'return' 3 times first
Ducky
night mrs B
Right I'm going to bed
Night everyone
see you... when I come back........ 
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If you wanna sig you have to be as committed to having one as Zaph is! He types is everytime he posts!
I always thought that He cut n pasted his sig from a word doc that he had saved on his desktop 
Night Charli bird 
I'm going to retire to my cabin for the first time in aaaaages.
Night D, Z, R and C. And M if you're still about
Night D, Z, R and C.
And M if you're still about 
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I always thought that He cut n pasted his sig from a word doc that he had saved on his desktop
I think I can manage to type Z. each time 
Z. <- see
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I always thought that He cut n pasted his sig from a word doc that he had saved on his desktop
I assumed he had a little macro thingy for it... keyboard shortcut!especially as the Z is always a capital.
I have never seen him typo it!
If it were me it would have been an x a few times... and perhaps the odd backslash
Oh there you are M
Night all
Night all
I am back off to the bar... see you all again .. twas fun
Z.
Z.
Night Ducks
*sprints to the bar for a second goodnight*
*sprints to the bar for a second goodnight*
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I think I can manage to type Z. each time
I'm going! Stop being funny!
Lol
Night Captain :waves:
I always spell it Zed so that our American cousins don't mispronounce it
Mutf <<<<<<Takes to long that
Night Captain :waves:
I always spell it Zed so that our American cousins don't mispronounce it
Mutf <<<<<<Takes to long that
night
Night
Ooopps... wondered off again....
NIGHT EVERYONE xxxx
*gets comfy at front of boat.... Titanic style*
NIGHT EVERYONE xxxx
*gets comfy at front of boat.... Titanic style*
*wanders all round the lovely Newmark...pleased to be back and reminiscing about times past...gives the plank and extra special wash and rub down....grabs a bottle of rum and heads to the control room to see if any of the buttons and levers still work*
Oh lord.. MrsB at the controls 
Z.
Z.
Never fear Z.....my kids need feeding and sadly can't cook for thamselves yet, so I have to go do that now....the ship is safe...for now!!!!!
*Stands by awaiting orders*
10 June 2010.
Todays orders:
MrsB is to re-do the plank. She missed a bit.
Todays orders:
MrsB is to re-do the plank. She missed a bit.
*gets down from front of boat*
Evening Ducks!
Evening Ducks!
er... MrsB.. what did you do with those controls?
Z.
Evening Ditty and Zaph. 
Aww...... Zaph. It even has our name on it
*puts on her shorter wooden leg to balance things up*
Aww...... Zaph. It even has our name on it
*puts on her shorter wooden leg to balance things up*
HAHAHA!
thats a pretty good representation of what happened when I was made to drive the boat on the Norfolk Broads!
(when disaster looms and adrenaline pumps through my system ... my automatic reaction is to put my hands over my eyes and crawl into a ball! the bloke in the boat we were about to ram at (sorta) high speed was about to jump overboard before hubby grabbed the wheel!)
thats a pretty good representation of what happened when I was made to drive the boat on the Norfolk Broads!
(when disaster looms and adrenaline pumps through my system ... my automatic reaction is to put my hands over my eyes and crawl into a ball! the bloke in the boat we were about to ram at (sorta) high speed was about to jump overboard before hubby grabbed the wheel!)
Evening in here Ditty 'n' Ducky
Z.
Z.
Evening in here Z
tis almost like real life (in my dreams)...
from bar to boat... boat to bar.... and repeat
tis almost like real life (in my dreams)...
from bar to boat... boat to bar.... and repeat
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er... MrsB.. what did you do with those controls?
*opens one eye verrry slowly....winces as the bright light sets off chain reaction that triggers new years eve style firework display in head....slowly....verrrry slowly.....moves head and catches sight of empty rum bottle wedged behind important looking lever*
Errrrrrr....nothing Z....all is good here....all ship shape and splendid as always
*grabs bottle and crawls to cabin....disposes of said bottle and heads towards shower*
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Todays orders: MrsB is to re-do the plank. She missed a bit.
LIES....I know every inch of that plank.....I love every inch of that plank....there is no way I would ever miss a bit....ever....
I was just giving you the perfect excuse to give it another going over.
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I was just giving you the perfect excuse to give it another going over.
Oh....ok...cool...
*grabs box of plank oiling stuff and gets back to work*
*mutters* She'd better not bleedin miss a bit this time. 
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mutters* She'd better not bleedin miss a bit this time
*tries really hard to remember the rule about acceptable language here*
I must get myself a copy of the "HMS Newmark Innuendo and Double Entendre Phrase Book" 
Z.
Z.
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I must get myself a copy of the "HMS Newmark Innuendo and Double Entendre Phrase Book
hahaha!it comes in more volumes than the Britannica Encyclopaedia!
I don't think will help Zaph. Sometimes the entendre's are so doubled up they meet themselves coming back. 
*comes aboard*