A bit up himself though...going off him already...
He's a bit thin for my tastes. 
Mrs B why do you stake a claim before I do
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*prays he doesn't open his gob*
too late....
arghhhh "changed my name to Hercules"
So considerate that they fumigate the housemates on the way in 
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Mrs B why do you stake a claim before I do
Cos I is Ninny the Ninja ...
SUNSHINE!!!!
I bet now she is the moaniest bird in there!!
I bet now she is the moaniest bird in there!!
Sunshine 
Sunshine...is a Legally Blonde wannabee....only medical rather than law...obviously...
Away with the fairies 
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on the back of my car it says "powered by fairydust" hahahaha
yeah love... I have seen that tacky sticker in Halfords too!
yeah love... I have seen that tacky sticker in Halfords too!
Oh god she's like me
she's gonna come out with her hair pulled out, black & blue with an eye missing!
they are gonna eat Sunshine for breakfast!
they are gonna eat Sunshine for breakfast!
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Oh god she's like me
No she's not! 
She's awful!
Beyonce is going to be a mare....
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she's gonna come out with her hair pulled out, black & blue with an eye missing!
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Oh god she's like me
she really isn't Charli! You'd be walking the plank if that was true!
oh ffs not another one
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Beyonce is going to be a mare....
Isn't she just!
hahahaha!
when she takes that ponytail out her face is gonna flop out onto the table!
when she takes that ponytail out her face is gonna flop out onto the table!
Just got an internal error
awww love you too Ducky and Ditty xxxxxxxxxx
I guess someone once told her she looked like the Devils Spawn....
lol!
how high are her eyebrows!!!!
mind you... if anyone sorts out the monobrow man she will!
how high are her eyebrows!!!!
mind you... if anyone sorts out the monobrow man she will!
summat wrong with the mics there
Adds her to keeeeel list....
That foaming is rabies love...not excitement...
I can hear that old Morecombe and Wise song now...
Bring me sunshine.. and a gun...
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Bring me sunshine.. and a gun...
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if anyone sorts out the monobrow man she will
OMG...they would be Jordan and Alex....noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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.they would be Jordan and Alex....noooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh I hope not!Monobrow didn't strike me as quite that thick.... but hey, its early days!
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when she takes that ponytail out her face is gonna flop out onto the table!
PMSL
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Monobrow didn't strike me as quite that thick
Stick a set of baps in front of most men and they immediately regress back to teenagers....
What a fantastic advert
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Bring me sunshine.. and a gun...
.... & Dave the twat, dressed like a nun
in this house there will be,
a lack of hm for you & me...
bring me sunshine, bring me Dave & BRING THE GUUUUN!
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Stick a set of baps in front of most men and they immediately regress back to teenagers....
Oi! I heard that 
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midget bloke looks like he can't quite believe it!!!
He thought he was a dead cert!
He thought he was a dead cert!
ha ha ha Ditty
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Ahoy!
ello Muf 