Ignore Baz.   She tries her best to bring order to the place...... but we are Pirates!  We don't even know what time it is most days.  


Hiya Muf, Ros, Baz and Onetwo.

I'll have you know that was simply retaliation for not allowing me time to get on their bus with my zimmer!!!! But, yes.... a bit of order around here would be good

Good thanks. How about you?How's the head?

The head is fine thanks.... and the quiet is doing wonders for it Glad you had a good day

I've tried

`yeah.... so have a lot of people....

Tis difficult I know.  I've been trying for a year.   Ignore her for too long and you get a zimmer missile up the butt.

Yet again *forgets to welcome the Cap'n aboard*  Throw me in the brig.

You better believe it!!  Mind you, some people manage it..... no names, no pack drill

Awww.. you're a natural.


*goes to google "brig"*

ooooh you learn something new every day.

*chucks Onetoo in the Brig*

*Sniggers behind the Capn's back*

Hi everyone...call me Pam (if you want to)

Nice to meet you Pam.

Hi, Cap'n Ducky

No need for formalities Pam....

...you can call me Her Royal Highness if you like.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hi ducky -

*Strides onboard 'sif nothing had happened*
"Evening Captain" as he salutes
"Been a bit of a t'do tonight?"
He looks at the broken rum, a bead of sweat forms on his brow.
" I hope we keel-haul the bounders who caused this mess!!" he guffaws

hi muf and one two

will try to remember

Well, we already have Pam in the Brig (google it if you need to.... or at least pretend you had to, to make me look less stoopid )

*Is in the brig allready*

I seem to be stuck in some kinda wash of slowness tonight!
Has the Newmark had her barnacles scrubbed lately??

No.... but I am sure if you are offering the Captain will be only too pleased

There's an opening for that job if you're interested?

That's a bit forward!

Ahem....*scarpers*

Some people are just all about the rum.

You just can't get the staff nowadays

Can't take some peeps anywher can ya Cap'n

Did someone mention Rum??

..... but not so much when you're scrubbing the barnacles.

So true Pam, so true.

Tis a shame.....we were gonna head for the Bahamas once the barnacles were clean.

Humph...... Tayto and I never got any trips to the Bahamas for barnacle cleaning!!! All we got was a trip up the Mersey!!!

We were supposed to go to Sydney actually.