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there are at least 3 seasons of that....

Ditty Write an autobiography, I'll buy it.. Hell I'll fund it. The laughs will be worth it.

- are there any
We have a bit of a crappy head as well - the cliques are thriving and he is allowing it

hi ditty

lol... I end up having to buy my own pressies too Ducks... but I usually just have them when I open the deliveries.... 

budgets tight this year so I have only had a couple of "me treats"...  a mobile phone cleaning shammy charm...  a pair of slippers ... and a bra!  

I will give hubby a wish list tomorrow... complete with URL links ... so I may as well buy them myself.   If I don't then I end up with a right load of crap!

snaffle james
hardly posts and gets the flippin snaffle

hi mary and darlo - if you are still here

Ditty that's amazing! I really love hilarious drinking stories, I'd start a thread on them but not brave enough anymore

Did you get the handbags back to their owners?

What's that?

*runs to google...waving frantically at James on the way past*

LOL... you're not the first person to say that to me!

Hi Rossers and James

eventually... 

I didn't know the girls...  but a friend of a friend did... twas the friend of the friends husband who had dragged my by the armpits out of the restaurant (yes... restaurant) and bundled me into a taxi!

Bizarre how you cottoned on to the fact that NEITHER of them was mine!

My day got worse though... apparently I had been absolutely certain that I lived in the house next door but one... and when my key wouldn't work I had tried to kick down the door!

twas a cringy one!

There must be an embarrassing stories group somewhere. If not we need one.
(Snaffle for sale... Badly need the cash )

I'm here just watching Eastenders.

ditty - love your rudolph style avi

I try not to interrupt the girl talk.. But sometimes I have to..  .. Back to lurking.

Oh dear!!

And I just sort of assumed that they wouldn't be yours, I've no idea why

Thank you Ros!

You're the only one that noticed...

I do.

I did !   I was going to comment on it but got distracted by something.....can't remember what now.

lol.. yeah, I don't like handbags... but not many posh dresses have dirty great pockets.   

I had a clutch bag that night... that actually managed to come home with me!

But apparently I thought I had lost my clutch bag... hench why 2 different people had slung unattended handbags round my neck... in their haste to get me out of the place!

Proper hello to James.    Interrupt anytime you like. It's a rare day you'll be interrupting anything important.

took me bloody ages to do.   I couldn't find any antler graphics... so I had to "draw" them (well copy)...  and then had to neaten them up using clone touch up (oooh eer)

there's a good 3 inches of snow outside... 

and its still snowing

The dog keeps going and rolling in it... then coming in to get defrosted!

I didn't notice the avatar.

Ooh I'm so jealousss of that!

Aww.... I do love the snow! I'm gutted because last time we had some we were planning to go walking in it, but left it for a couple of hours by which time it had melted.

If we get any decent snow this time, day or night, I'm getting me wellies on quick!

Just think of all that heating oil Ditty, and have a cosy night.. I'm off now. See you all. and thanks Ducky. I only speak when I have something to say (or I'm drunk.. which is usually when I have interesting things to say)

grrrrr... I do NOT like the snow!

It only takes a couple of centimetres and Essex grinds to a slush induced halt!

Bear in mind... I am a yorkshire bird at heart... I can remember REAL snow... snow when you had to tunnel your way t'shop.

Already the boy is nagging me about making a snowman in the morning.. the dog is all hyper... and all the coming & going to the garden has made the temperature in here drop to minus 3!

I was told it was snowing earlier at College, went outside and it was just freezing cold.


Earlier the fire alarm went off again it was cold and took the mick, most fun niest thing was the people and clients coming out the salon with things around their faces and the aprons they have to wear.

Night James....  I was/am planning on getting to the bar at some point tonight...  

...I get distracted and lose my way sometimes


I have a blog to do tomorrow... with photo's!

Kids these days don't know what snow is.

Last time it snowed I was snowed in for a week, I hope that happens again this year-but only once we go back to college so I can still get out and see my friends in the holidays

I can only imagine what it was like to tunnel Ditty..... but I did spend three years in Sheffield at Uni and I'll never forget the snowy days. Days when it was impossible to leave the house without falling on your arse! I lived on such a steep hill I couldn't get down it in one piece.

lol.. my lily livered southern shandy drinkin kids have never sledged down steep hills, using old polythene bags (the thick ones that builders sand comes in) as a sledge!


Maz.... Ickle is VERY happy that this has happened during the hols whilst she is at home.   Apparently snow days are shit for boarders...  they are made to shovel the roads & pavements in and around the whole school!

Best time I could remember when it snowed I was at school in Year 11, someone chucked a snowball that ended up in my gob as I was talking to someone, than another went inside my school shirt and it was freezing.


Still we got sent home that day, had a big snowball fight and the teachers had to hide because people were chucking snowballs plus corridors were wet...

I got one in the ear once..... tightly packed in there it was.

OMG!   The dog!!!    He looks like a walking snowball!

Its in his fur.. and its kinda matted & frozen on him!

And he's just bolted upstairs and I can hear him ON MY BED!!!

LOL.. I have just clicked on Fish Life Ducky....

the zombie seals have really grown!    They are still a bit wrong though!