PMSL.

i ha £7 in swll mu7 ;life so noo.

LOL Maz.

mighhtttt guys ui'm poff to essaty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's got a certain charm hasn't it?

good luck with that.

Night Mazzy!   Good luck with getting up for college in the morning too.

Ducky you can apply that to Simon Cowell and Olly.

Night Maz, good luck with the essay and hangover tomorrow.

eurghhhhhhhh. i'm sober now. essay done and my head hurts.

*refloats the good ship  Decampo Newmark Well done Mary... hope you don't have too much of a hangover

yo - sounds like you've got a banger

Ha Ha it's fun though, didn't see this yesterday so responding now.

Oh god. WHY HAS THIS PAGE NOT SHIFTED I don't want to be reminded of my drunken foruming x(

Hello all btw

I'm suffering again today, I went out last night for my brother's birthday v.2 and now I hurt (no married men though this time). I'm off out again later too so I'm just recovering for the day.

*talks veeeery veeeeery sloooooowly*

Afternoon Maz.... it's going to be an age before the page turns. You might get two or three drunken posting sessions on the one page if you're lucky!

*Wonders why you're talking slowly*

OHH curse these new massive pages. I was going to come on last night when I got back actually but I ate some soup instead.

How're you?

You chose soup over us?

SHOUTS VERY LOUD *cos I feel like annoying folks* Afternoon Troopers

It was pea and ham though Ducky

Plus it was half 3.

Oh...ok, I see your point.

You know I was actually here at 3.30 last night? There wasn't much going on though..... I wish I'd had soup instead now.

I have music playing through my head phones so I can't hear yooooou!

Afternoon Baz.

Awwh I wish I'd come on now and seen you! Maybe this evening

SHOUTS LOUDER!!!

So where are you off to tonight Maz?

I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Afternoon Bazzer

My friend's 18th birthday party and then I may go out and around afterwards. I've inherited a coat from last night too, my friend's brother leant it to me because I was so cold and I promptly fell over in a puddle and soaked it.

  Well that's better than losing a coat (that's my usual trick)

Is it nice?

Hi Mary  *keeps posting to cover up Mary's shame*

Haha it's just this massive army style number. It saved me from certain freezing death though.

OH and when I was in the pizza place there were loads of these guys in there and they were talking to me and one of them constantly kept pulling my top down which made my brother go insane and I felt quite violated

That was the only negative aspect of my evening though.

Ahah, yes!! Thanks Baz

I'm not surprised your brother went mad!   It's a good job I wasn't there..... things like that make me get fighty.

It's the only reason she's talking to us Baz. As soon as we get to page 606 just watch how fast she runs to the kitchen to make soup.

LOL..... well... a child in need,....

Perhaps we could do a Towers floor/ page turning list....... I went to the shop and I bought a........ Porsche

Wow...... bet that was a big carrier bag.

Just popping for some late lunch/early tea..... keep shopping Baz, keep shopping.

Yeahh. He wasn't impressed! I nearly lost my temper at some guy as well when he started practically calling my brother fat, he was doing it out of concern telling him to contact him as a personal trainer but he wasn't doing it in a pleasing way.

And then 'kick out time' happened and that's always hilarious 'cause everyone gets so fighty and funny.

I've eaten all the pea and ham so you're stuck with me for a while now!

Ok... right... a Porsche...... and a yacht

Blimey, Baz!