*doesn't know whether to laugh or cry*

*decides to thank Low politely and stuff 'em in the nearest draw*

Thank you Low, they're lovely.

As you like them so much, and with all the imminent firing of poppers here's another pair. 

Drunken Birthday bump.  Ahoy mateys

night noty
wonders where the duck is

Goodnight to all who sail on her

That's "where's the paracetamol" in semaphore.

 

Just found them in MrsB's cabin.

Are you sure they're paracetamol?   They don't have a big V on them do they?

Never!

if they are in MrsB's cabin - they are prob something else

Heard a good one about the Viagra (as my father used to call it).

My boss and his brother were chatting with us the other day.  Just willy nilly chat but the brother was rubbing his neck.
Eventually the brother said "You know how David ....... works for Pfizer"............".well he gave me a Viagra the other night and it got stuck going down".....(remember he was rubbing his neck)..................  "and I have a stiff neck since"..............................

Evening Troopers

Baz has her boots on..... who's butt is due a kicking?

 LOL.... well.........

These boots were made for walking, that's just what they'll do..........one of these days................................

will walk all over... who.....

Anyone but me and I'll be happy.

Don't worry Ducky.... you're safe.... trust me I don't kick defenceless Ducky's sans sucky's

My butt is safe tonight, cos I've been good

Hi guys!

hi everybody
in X factor thread
*wondering if the duck is doing a FULL week this week*

*wondering if ducky has her sucky*

Hope Ducky's sucky has found its way home  Evening Troopers

Hii Ros and Baz

Hi there Mary Hope you are having a good Sunday

Ah I am thanks! I have the worst hangover I've had in ages so I'm just groggily wandering about wanting to go to bed, but it's peaceful and calm so it's ok.
How're you?

LOL.. bless.... hope it was worth it

Did I  miss Maz?

*runs off to find a blanket to suck*

Duckyyy are you still abouttt?

I have news from my evening last night that I think you'll find hilarious. It's the first time I've returned with gossip for ages!

Maz.


Ooh spill girl. Come in the Towers if you fancy it, we're kind of organising the Christmas party and carol singing in there.

Alrighttt Darlo?

Erhehrh well basically I got with a married man at this party I was at last night. His wife was there and saw me kissing him after he'd said many...things...to me and she went insane, he laughed and then I was dragged away from him with me shouting "I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S MARRIED. LOOK HOW HOT HE ISS!".

And I may pop in the towers for a bit actuallyy, yeah

PMSL you naughty girl, I guess you knew then?, not surprised always one drama from the next with you. He must have liked you then or maybe trying to get his leg over?.


You're welcome to join in the fun...

Ahaha! No I did know, I distinctly remember him coming on to me and he showed me his wedding finger and I tried to take the ring off and I was like "OH DON'T BE MARRIED!" and I am an idiot when drunk but it was funny.

And apparently his wife nearly slapped me and said I was a little slut or something as I was drunkenly all over him before she dragged him off to the car.

, she's talking rubbish. Oh so you was drunk ha ha, oh dear what a mess.



Gawd imagine a night out on the town with you, there would be all sorts of things going on.

Yeahhh, I was really out of it. Someone told me they had 'a plan' and I thought they'd said 'a plane' and then dragged the man to some chairs and pretended it was a plane. His sister was realllly angry at me as well. I'll never see them again though, so hopefully that'll be ok. Although, his younger sister is in my year at college soooo :\

And yeahh, nights out generally have some drama involved

You make me laugh with your stories, lots of fun clearly though you've had.


I like to live it up when out down town.


I will have to watch you at the Christmas Party.

Mary--- are you one of these "Binge Drinkers" we hear about?