Night Ros *the dead duck* girl

CAPTAIN.

DARLO

Get some of them from the Towers for ship duty.

I'm in lurky mode tonight Darlo. My head hurts. I should really go to bed but I know I won't

Ahoy me shipmates

We're irressistible, my lips are sealed.


I've got repeat of X-Factor on.

Can i have my Rum ration now please

Ahoy Muf so we lured you here. BB is the next target i'm sure you'll get her here somehow.

Just take it real
Captains got a hangover

They should re- name that show to " How much money can i make from putting Jedward through to win " They can't sing and their choreography is rubbish-- If the papers hadn't been bulling them up-- they would have gone a long time ago

Now for the Coke from Real's cellar....

Thanks Muf 

Hope that's the liquid and NOT the powder.  

They're really fun and entertaining but can't sing, some of the others are dull and have no charisma.

Will you lot keep the noise down?

You can't get the staff these days.

Ducky you can always get the calculators out.

Sorry Darlo, Real and Muf. I got distracted by a duck game.

Night night

Ha Ha PMSL.


Night Ducky

For Charli:

Swabs the decks

Make that "for Ducky" Darlo.   Maybe this should be the Jedward deck?

Evening Low.

All hands on deck, All hands on deck............

Evening

just looking!

Evening Shipmates.

Bonjour Darlooo and Figtrayy (this is meant to be a French accent)

Bonjour, thats the only French word I know. Only top two classes at school got to do French, us third setters had to do Life Skills where we watched videos about crime and talked about drugs, sex and alcohol.

Bonsoir Matelot.... comment alle vous?.... or words to that effect

Ja voudre, alles au piscine la petite poir possine?

Ok.... so.... you wish to go to the swimming pool with...dah de dah de dah Hi Mary

Baz you've confused me now - I thought I'd come into the wrong thread

Haha, the sentence makes no sense, it's just a mixture of most of the French words I know

How're you?

Hi Scatts

Hi

HI maz and ros

Hi Ros

Yoo hooo be dooooo

 Thought I was losing the plot there

Hi Ducky How did the parents evening go?