*sneaks in after a day of unauthorised leave*
Hi 
did you enjoy your chinese meal ???????l
did you enjoy your chinese meal ???????l
and a newie snaffle
Wonder where mary is these days
Wonder where mary is these days
It's not till tomorrow Ros. Think about it around lunch time. 
Think about it around lunch time. 
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It's not till tomorrow Ros. Think about it around lunch time.
I will
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Think about it around lunch time.
- you have my sympathies - don't like chinese food
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I will
You can expect to see it mushed up inside a Jiffy bag around tea time.
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You can expect to see it mushed up inside a Jiffy bag around tea time.
Ta very much
I'll even throw in the chopsticks for free.
Oh hang on..... all of it's free. 
Why can't the chinese just eat pizza? 
Who could ask for more?
Ducky don't use that smilie
But Ros.... it's..its... chinese food.
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But Ros.... it's..its... chinese food.
That smilie and the big one *SHUDDER* are banned
Happy halloween 
What an appropriate day for me to have to eat my nightmare meal.
Is this bilge barge still afloat ?
*Goes to inspect ship*
... hmmm seems the cargo consists solely of rum
I might need to impound this...* coff* 
*Goes to inspect ship*
... hmmm seems the cargo consists solely of rum
I might need to impound this...* coff*
It's not solely rum ...... there's the odd bottle of vodka too.
Ahh yes... * hic* I've been testing 
Ducky I'll be down in the hold while I complete my inspection * burp* Stills seems a bit unsanitary to me * hic*
Ducky I'll be down in the hold while I complete my inspection * burp* Stills seems a bit unsanitary to me * hic*
*mutters*.... jobsworth.....*grumbles*......knew I should have thrown her over board......*grinds teeth*
*flashes fake-alcohol-tester badge at Ducky*
*hic* Customs sent me..
*puts feet up on captains table... helps herself to a naughty newmark*
This ship has passed with commendation...
This ship has passed with commendation...
She could have cleaned her boots first
*Comes prepared with a bucket and water ready for Ducky later, when she's unable to control her Simon Cowell lust*.
Just don't get in between me and the screen Darlo
I'll make a special effort not to, i'll be busy lusting over Dannii Minogue.
, i'll be busy lusting over Dannii Minogue.
*Gets the water ready for Darlo. *
That makes it equal, ooh I like that it's from the waterparks.
, ooh I like that it's from the waterparks.
Is it? I wondered what it was.
Looks like you'd get very wet.
Looks like you'd get very wet.
They fill the bucket up with water and bubbles, then lots of people stand and wait till it twists and the water goes down then you get the bubbles in your face and it's hard to see.
You sound like you're talking from experience there Darlo. Well I did go to a waterpark in Turkey.
Happy Halloween
The Newmark is scary tonight.
