Me and Baz are on a crusade to get everyone to revert back to their full C4 names Van (Charli started it by putting her sock back on). You're ok... cos you've never changed it.

hi  van

Methinks Tayto will need a bit more than a push Ducky

But if you get her to change her username back by the time I get back from dinner I'll bake a lorryload of cakes

Toodle pip

Tates? What do you reckon? 50/50?

Hiya Darlo,   I be fine

Ahh understanding now about the names... I wouldn't dare shorten mine to "Van" for my sign in as I'd get "white van and a man" ads all over every page...

Good, if you want to change think of something creative, Captain Ducky can come up with something.

Is Vanaheim not creative??? I know it's a place and not a person but... but ... I'm attached to it now.... LOL  ....

OK what kind of creative do you think would suit me???

You're dead right Charli.

No cakes for the good ship Newmark then

On the other hand.... coorrrrrrrr.... I'm well full up!!!!

Not even one teensy tiny cupcake?

Cupcakes for me and Ducky.

No Cupcakeness.

Ok make that two teensy tiny cupcakes.

night ducky ( please stop using that crinkly mouthed smilie), charli , van

NO...................you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

*collapses on deck*

That's the last time I pop into the Towers on a Saturday afternoon.

 Maybe I should go there some time

*Picks Ducky back up*

Thanks Darlo.

They're a lovely bunch James.  And you have a great way to ingratiate yourself...... free booze.

Ahh if only it were REAL free booze that statement may be true

Good point

Ahh well... you'll have to wow them with your personality instead.

James, we all know what our Captain is like with the booze.

I'll have you know these shakes are just because it's cold in here.

Ahoy shipmates

Ahoy KT.

Did you say that on your cruise?

Errrrr No

Kaytee, bet you did or did you think of the Newmark?

Missed opportunity KT.  I just hope for your sake you don't wake up one day and bitterly regret your deplorable actions.

Afternoon Captain..... afternoon Troopers *glad to see the ship hasn't been stretched*

Don't say it aloud! You might give someone ideas.

*goes on guard duty*

A yellow duck just walked past me carrying a rifle???
Umm Hi in here.

AHHHH.... this is where James is hiding!!.... Now, about the muddy footprints all over the Towers nice shagpile carpet.....  AND my crumpled cushions EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOUNG MAN!!

You'd better explain quick James. She doesn't give up and she has a very unconfortable naughty step.

(The usual process is to blame it on someone who isn't here right now...... I recommend Ros. )

LMAO

Thinking rather slowly for my old age but keep saying that..... err it was not me I do not have webbed feet.. TaDa!! Hi

I may have said Helloooo sailor more than once

Breaking with tradition I blame it on the person I like best.. (see if the like best bit reduces retort from Ducky)