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The language is getting a bit......rich ...though
Whaddya expect I'm a foul-mouthed teenager 
I have a plan of attack tomorrow, and it'll only work if he doesn't have a cancelled lesson 
Hi Figtree *hugs*
Hiya Figtree 
Toodle pip psycho pirates of the high seas *waves*
hi
Bye Charli 
Hi Ros
You must have passed on the plank.
Hi Ros
You must have passed on the plank.
hi and bye charli
Hi ducky
Hi ducky
Bye Charli
Chicken and chips yummy.
Chicken and chips yummy
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*sneaks past the dog on the way to bed*
Time you were in bed ducky you have school tomorrow!
Harrrrrrrrrrr me hearties. 
Urgh a bug *stomp stomp* Too quick for me.. Morning
Call that a guard dog
Wipes feet this time just in case
Wipes feet this time just in case
Tayto that blooming beetle!
Blimey your ship was about to sink so I thought I had best come in and throw a few life belts!
Afternoon Newies
Sneaks a peek
Peeks back
Hi
Too much peeking , not enough cleaning around here. 
You want scrubbers on this ship?
You just can't get the staff these days.
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You want scrubbers on this ship?
We've got plenty of those ta It's part of the job description.
Evening Tates. 
Haven't changed your name back yet I see? 
Haven't changed your name back yet I see? 
Oops! Makes an effort this time 
Are you brushing your shoes and your teeth with the same brush James? 
If you're not careful Scatts I might start mistaking you for Shar. Reference:
If you're not careful Scatts I might start mistaking you for Shar.
...that's all I can say to that!
hi
James's smilie is odd
James's smilie is odd
Thought it might be
Heaves vacuum cleaner into thread
Hiya Ros
Keep that hoover away from me! Did you not know I have a phobia of them?
Keep that hoover away from me!
Did you not know I have a phobia of them?
hi ducky
*looks for feather duster instead*
*looks for feather duster instead*
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James's smilie is odd
You mean you don't do that??