Ducky I have put some sweeties in the Towers
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Luckily the spider saw him coming and it jumped to the floor where I was waiting with a back up shoe
LolThe old 'pincer movement'
*edit* 1st post on board****
ROFL Muf like your new username
Hello there Sir Muf 
If I'd known you were coming I'd have had you piped aboard.
If I'd known you were coming I'd have had you piped aboard.
* peers round to see that everything is shipshape *
You keep a clean ship here...
Evening Darlo.
You keep a clean ship here...
Evening Darlo.
I may be a bit late on this one, but I love spiders 
It wasn't that clean earlier..... but a nice lady from the Towers gave it a once over. 
I reckon if I disappear once a week for a few days I can get her to clean for me forever.
I reckon if I disappear once a week for a few days I can get her to clean for me forever.
*Bows down to Sir Muf*
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I may be a bit late on this one, but I love spiders
Way to late for this particular one Maz. 
Pass the spider to me, I don't mind them now
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*Wonders if she should prepare The Pipes*
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*Wonders if she should prepare The Pipes*
NOOOOOOOOOOO please
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*Wonders if she should prepare The Pipes*
Are we having a spider funeral? 
thought I had better offer to clean
*nicked baz's smilie*
Aww I like that spider Darlo
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*Bows down to Sir Muf*
We only bow before the Queen and God Darlo!I'll put a word in for You if you want
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Are we having a spider funeral?
We can do! Ros loves the music they produce so she can have a front row seat.
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thought I had better offer to clean
Aww but you're poorly. 
Don't worry.... I have plans to get Baz to do it forever. 
Looks like it Ducky
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We can do! Ros loves the music they produce so she can have a front row seat.
It will have to be a burial at sea of course...... that could be tricky. The blighters are inclined to float. We could tie a few barrels to it's legs?
Ewww Tates. That's a little close to home...... now I'm worried the spider might re-appear. 
*goes to shut the lid*
Mind you..... I did go for it with the shoe. My son was rather impressed with my aggression
*goes to shut the lid*
Mind you..... I did go for it with the shoe. My son was rather impressed with my aggression
EeeeK Tayto!! I'm never going to the loo again!!
50% of nothing? Sounds like a good deal to me. 
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Ros loves the music they produce so she can have a front row seat.
thanks mary - but the captain should have the front seat* declines gracefully*
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EeeeK Tayto!! I'm never going to the loo again!
It's the way it crawls round the back of the toliet that gets me *shudder*
Ewww creepy toilet, i've got some programme on about Toy Story
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, i've got some programme on about Toy Story.
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i've got some programme on about Toy Story
so have I - think it is the south bank show
Toy Story was absoutely fantastic
This is still the worst
I agree Ducky - that spider is grosss
Get rid of it Ducky
, the rest can stay though.
, the rest can stay though.
Well night night folks .. dreams of
Night James
