Oh my lord the twins are through!
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Do you? I think you need to elaborate on that Maz.
I dunno, he's just so weatherbeaten and fragile and needy.
Christ I can't go through that every week! That's worse than BB eviction night with Rex up
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I dunno, he's just so weatherbeaten and fragile and needy.
Ahhh.... I know what you mean. I think that's why I've nver gone though a Robbie stage. I like my idols to be a bit tougher. 
I do feel for him in that way..... I think he's got no self confidence... despite the bravado.
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Oh my lord the twins are through!
= more publicity and controversy but who is voting for them?
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= more publicity and controversy but who is voting for them?
Please tell me it's not you Darlo? I am kind of warming to them in a weird sort of way. They're gonna be the John Sergeant of xfactor.
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Ahhh.... I know what you mean. I think that's why I've nver gone though a Robbie stage. I like my idols to be a bit tougher. I do feel for him in that way..... I think he's got no self confidence... despite the bravado.
Awh, I'm a sucker for people like that! 
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Awh, I'm a sucker for people like that!
So am I in real life.... but if they're famous I take no crap. 
*holds out the hoover* 
Thanks Baz
Thanks Baz
Just gonna pop to the shop...... Maz, can you follow Baz around with a white glove checking for dust 
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Please tell me it's not you Darlo?
No way, got no money but I wouldn't vote on these shows, I last voted for Alesha Dixon on SCD two years ago when money went to CIN but thats it really
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mr and mrs baz
off to the alehouse with me before i get naughty-stepped
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If I wasn't a lady!!!!
Would Audrey Hepburn ever look that angry? 
I don't think so. 
I decided not to go to the shop....... who needs bread anyway? (in other words my hair needs washing).
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Just gonna pop to the shop...... Maz, can you follow Baz around with a white glove checking for dust
Certainly! I'll get the magnifying glass too.
I can't wait to see Barns trying to balance on the naughty step when she gets nack pished.
Lol Barns.
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What's nack pished How many you had
None 
But I think my fingers might have had a few. 
What's going on?
Ducky no drinking before school days, unless there is special circumstances
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What's going on?
Baz is cleaning and moaning. Maz is feeling sorry for Robbie, and Darlo and Barns are heading for the naughty step. Just the usual. 
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Ducky no drinking before school days, unless there is special circumstances
I have parents evening tomorrow.... is that special enough 
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have parents evening tomorrow.... is that special enough
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Reference: Ducky no drinking before school days, unless there is special circumstances I have parents evening tomorrow.... is that special enough
I'd have a bottle if I were you
Good to see you back
Aww thanks Marge
I just had to nip out for ice-cream.
I just had to nip out for ice-cream.
Heartattack time
Huuuuge spider on the ceiling and son trying to hit it with a tea towel.
Luckily the spider saw him coming and it jumped to the floor where I was waiting with a back up shoe.
Huuuuge spider on the ceiling and son trying to hit it with a tea towel.
Luckily the spider saw him coming and it jumped to the floor where I was waiting with a back up shoe.
Ooh there's a suspicious looking fella up on deck. 
Wandered in to hear descriptions of death and mashed spider!
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Heartattack time Huuuuge spider on the ceiling and son trying to hit it with a tea towel. Luckily the spider saw him coming and it jumped to the floor where I was waiting with a back up shoe.
Time to face your fears
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It's now fully mashed and floating out to sea. 
He had a good innings, we spotted him yesterday. Took us 24 hours to catch up with him.
He had a good innings, we spotted him yesterday. Took us 24 hours to catch up with him.