..... I'm rather ashamed I didn't make the effort to do it myself now. 
Awww thanks Baz ..... I'm rather ashamed I didn't make the effort to do it myself now.
..... I'm rather ashamed I didn't make the effort to do it myself now. 
quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Awww thanks Baz
So you should be
Just couldn't be finals night without it...sorry
Awww I just knew I would be in and out tonight.... I didn't think it would stay on the front page so I was going to rescue it tomorrow. Thank you.... you've saved me hours of trawling. 
awwwwwwwwww the ickle ship is back
PM TO CAPTAIN COMING IN
Messages taken in no particular order:-
1. OMFG hurry up with next instalment of Meeting the Crew. The suspense is killing me!
2. No, I had nothing to do with the ransacking of the rum cellar in your absence.
3. OMFG, you femme fatale. WTF happened next? Tell us NOW!!!
4. Sophie won BB
5. Is he well hot? Oh you little fox you! Hurry up with next episode of saga!
6. Baz flooded the toilet. I told you before I started this job, I don't clean!
7. Get typing
Messages taken in no particular order:-
1. OMFG hurry up with next instalment of Meeting the Crew. The suspense is killing me!
2. No, I had nothing to do with the ransacking of the rum cellar in your absence.
3. OMFG, you femme fatale. WTF happened next? Tell us NOW!!!
4. Sophie won BB
5. Is he well hot? Oh you little fox you! Hurry up with next episode of saga!
6. Baz flooded the toilet. I told you before I started this job, I don't clean!
7. Get typing
Captain's PM coming through, out of my way scurvy
Messages taken while Captain once again "out of the office" *bloody liberties, I'm not paid enough for this*
1. Your PA loved the Meeting the Crew story so much she's contacted Speilberg. Scarlett Johannsen is playing your PA. Deirdre Barlow is touted for starring role.
2. Your PA is so drunk she is eating disgusting cocktail sausages and typing random jibberish on any old thread on the forum.
3. Your PA id very proud of your work
Messages taken while Captain once again "out of the office" *bloody liberties, I'm not paid enough for this*
1. Your PA loved the Meeting the Crew story so much she's contacted Speilberg. Scarlett Johannsen is playing your PA. Deirdre Barlow is touted for starring role.
2. Your PA is so drunk she is eating disgusting cocktail sausages and typing random jibberish on any old thread on the forum.
3. Your PA id very proud of your work
Noty. I wish I'd seen these last night. 
I wish I'd seen these last night.
Exactly what I need
A maths teacher
A maths teacher
*runs*
Only kidding Charli.
Whats up?
Whats up?
Is the strike over then?
Nothing
I got a bit angry while composing bloody functions. I'm pretty sure I did them right but.......
Tell me what this is will ya
f(x)=x/(x+1)
g(x)=10/x
Compose f with g will you
and please say you get 1/x
I got a bit angry while composing bloody functions. I'm pretty sure I did them right but.......
Tell me what this is will ya
f(x)=x/(x+1)
g(x)=10/x
Compose f with g will you
and please say you get 1/x
I probably started another bloody strike
Charli... do you want fg(x) or gf(x)?
Either way I don't get 1/x though.
Either way I don't get 1/x though.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Is the strike over then?
What strike?
Afternoon Charli Ducky Noty and Tates
Ducky Noty and Tates
I need fâg(x)
Probably makes more sense now I use the maths lingo
Probably makes more sense now I use the maths lingo
Hi Kaytee Hi Tayto I'm doing something wrong aren't I
*I should've never done pre-calc*
Baz!!!quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I need fâg(x)
Probably makes more sense now I use the maths lingo
Right, do you want me to give you the answer so you can at least know what you are working towards.... or shall I write out the full solution (the best I can with what we have on here?
)quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:6. Baz flooded the toilet. I told you before I started this job, I don't clean!
NO I NEVER.... AND IN THE TOWERS, SHE BLOOMIN WELL DOES AS SHE'S TOLD!!
*goes to clean the toilet*
I believe the answer's 2/x
But do tell us how you got that cos I can't for the life of me work out where I went wrong
But do tell us how you got that cos I can't for the life of me work out where I went wrong
Don't know which scares me the most - the wrath of Ducky for mentioning a strike or Maths.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Don't know which scares me the most - the wrath of Ducky for mentioning a strike or Maths.
Maths scares the hell out of me...I can cope with everything else
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I believe the answer's 2/x
But do tell us how you got that cos I can't for the life of me work out where I went wrong
You're making me doubt my sanity now Charli.... cos I don't get that either.
Ok..... go back and check you have copied me the functions correctly. If they are correct you should get 10/(10 + x).
Remember if you're not sure it's correct just substitute any number into g(x) then sub the answer into f(x). Then check you get the same thing when you use the composite function.
Science is well scarier
Thanks for your time Ducky but I think we need to put this behind us.Because the homework's done online which means there's no turning back, none, and I've moved on from composing to inversing, honest
I'm gonna see if chocolate ice cream can soothe the pain a bit Baz
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:6. Baz flooded the toilet. I told you before I started this job, I don't clean!
NO I NEVER.... AND IN THE TOWERS, SHE BLOOMIN WELL DOES AS SHE'S TOLD!!
*goes to clean the toilet*
My point was Captain.... that you need to get your staff under some sort of control!! Give young Noty a quick clip around the ear, and threaten to remove her voddy and she is putty in one's hands! *makes note to book Captain on an assertiveness course* quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:6. Baz flooded the toilet. I told you before I started this job, I don't clean!
NO I NEVER.... AND IN THE TOWERS, SHE BLOOMIN WELL DOES AS SHE'S TOLD!!
*goes to clean the toilet*
I'm so used to you telling me off I automatically assumed it was me in trouble.
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Because the homework's done online which means there's no turning back, none, and I've moved on from composing to inversing, honest
No problem Charli.
I just typed out the method but it looks ridiculously complicated when you type it rather than write it. Waay to mnay brackets involved to make it read right.
It's worse when you have to use bloody brackets to do homework online
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
It's worse when you have to use bloody brackets to do homework online
It's about time they came up with a way to type fractions.
You're going to tell me there is one now aren't you?
I'M GOING BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
