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Hi
* flees from thread*

Hiya Ros.

What are we fleeing from?

Hi Mary

Hi Rekaf

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Originally posted by MrsB:

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Originally posted by MrsB:

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are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....

Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.

*admires Rekaf's paranoia....*

keep that up and you will go across my knee
woman.........

*puts sudocream back in fridge and waits...not very patiently....for the apprentice to finish and the spanking to begin*

*makes a quick exit*

*watches the Captain leave and goes to the hull to bring up my 'special equipment' to my cabin*

Evening Sailors (that sounds *cough* rude)

Evening Baz

Hi mrs B

Nicks Sudacrem and hides it in a secret place and waits ............

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Hi mrs B

Nicks Sudacrem and hides it in a secret place and waits ............

*realises sudacrem has vanished and will have to just use Ros's face cream instead*

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Hi mrs B

Nicks Sudacrem and hides it in a secret place and waits ............

*realises sudacrem has vanished and will have to just use Ros's face cream instead*

* OOooooooH bootiful botties then*

*gets lickle toy ready...*

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Originally posted by MrsB:
*gets lickle toy ready...*

*swiftly returns sudacrem*

* picks up Baz's fluffy cushion which Ducky has nicked from the Towers as a botty coverer*

*jumps overboard*

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*jumps overboard*

*watches funny lickle Irish toadstool try and swim...considers mounting a rescue bid...thinks pointing and laughing is easier and less damaging to hair*

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*jumps overboard*

*watches funny lickle Irish toadstool try and swim...considers mounting a rescue bid...thinks pointing and laughing is easier and less damaging to hair*

Hiya Tates.

You do know we have a little yellow rowing boat for getting back to land don't you?

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*jumps overboard*

*watches funny lickle Irish toadstool try and swim...considers mounting a rescue bid...thinks pointing and laughing is easier and less damaging to hair*

Wuve you really

Off to bed now to tend to my sciatica riddled husband....I have to do all I can to make him better otherwise my libido will ruin me...

Nighty night all..see ya tomorrow

Night MrsB. Go easy on the poor fella.

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
Hiya Tates.

You do know we have a little yellow rowing boat for getting back to land don't you?

Aye Capn...................just give it hoosh out here to me.

Hiya Sea Scurvy in Space

Hope we're all full of rum and good health

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Hiya Sea Scurvy in Space

Hope we're all full of rum and good health

Noty are you drunk? We are at sea.

Space?? The womans lost it.

Noty

*aims the rowing boat in Tayto's general direction and retires to her cabin*


Night night all.

Night Ducky

Going as well - night

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Hiya Sea Scurvy in Space

Hope we're all full of rum and good health

Noty are you drunk? We are at sea.

Space?? The womans lost it.

No Ducks, I'm not drunk. And I think that's the problem. I will NEVER enter this forum sober again, I promise

Ooops The boat seems to be adrift!! Will fiddle with all the ropes n booms n cleats n stuff (hey! my main job on a boat is to put out the fenders... apart from that I am usually ballast that sips the champers!)

Will leave a couple of my marine friends to keep an eye on things...

Bumped up from half way down page 2

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Bumped up from half way down page 2

So much for Ditty's marine friends.

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So much for Ditty's marine friends.

Shirkers

Crap Crabs!

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Crap Crabs!

lol Hi Dirtypretty - you're in trouble

Hi Scatts

wasn't me! Just just can't get the staff crew these days.

Hows the bump?

(you can call me Ditty btw... is easier)

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Hi Scatts

wasn't me! Just just can't get the staff crew these days.

Hows the bump?

(you can call me Ditty btw... is easier)

lol, I'm glad you said that - your name is quite a mouthful Bump is fine thank you - a bigger bump all of a sudden it seems How aare you doing?

I am doing ok ta for asking!

I have my eldest sitting her GCSE's and the boy doing his year 7 SATs... so is a hotbed of hormonal tantrums in my house!

So I escape here, and let it all fly over my head

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I am doing ok ta for asking!

I have my eldest sitting her GCSE's and the boy doing his year 7 SATs... so is a hotbed of hormonal tantrums in my house!

So I escape here, and let it all fly over my head

Oh dear, poor you - I think you have a good plan

ooooh Ditty. I had the GCSE trauma last year.

I suggest Devon. It's lovely this time of year.

LOL at Ducky!

She's kinda ok... she likes to stay out of the drama queen diva antics of her classmates... and she has consistently worked all year, she'll be fine.

Its just her scholarship is dependant on her getting 5 A's. Realistically she'll get alot more than that (plus an A or B in AS Engineering)... but its the 'what if' thats doing her head in. The biggest risk is for her to let nerves and pressure get to her.

Anyhoos how are you Ducky?

Sounds like she's going to be just fine Ditty. She sounds like the perfect student. I could do with 30 or so of those.

I'm good thanks Ditty. A bit stressed because it's exam time.

Ah, you are a teacher then.... oh goody.. I need some advise...

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Ah, you are a teacher then.... oh goody.. I need some advise...

Ask away Ditty. I can't promise I can help if it's a history question mind.

As I mentioned... my boy is year 7.. and as you probably know we've had a horrible two years with some bullying, and then recently with secondary school applications.

This year he got a new form tutor... and she has been a total godsend to him, us.. the whole class. SHE sorted the bullying out (though she got an accusation of victimisation, against the bullying childs parents, on her permanent employment record ), she has brought out the best in my boy (and the other kids) in every way.

When she found out what school he had been allocated, she burst into tears!!! And since then has been supporting our appeals... well above and beyond the call of duty. It was her that whispered to us that there were places at a good school across the county border... the school he now has a place at.

So... I want to show my appreciation... but I don't want to embarrass her.

I was thinking a really nice bouquet of flowers, and a card saying about the above... if I took them up to the office during the day (out of prying parental eyes).

Do you think thats appropriate... ?