Step away from my wheel Captain Jack.
OI!
Step away from my wheel Captain Jack.
Step away from my wheel Captain Jack.
Is it just you and me?
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Is it just you and me?
I think it is - you know what usually happens though?
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Is it just you and me?
I think it is - you know what usually happens though?
I do. And this time we have swords, hooks and parrots.
Something is bound to go wrong.
hello me hearties
can I scupper your boat an carry all the ....erm ...women ..an children ...
kids no ....erm ...Pfft
(Im going hell for that ..lol)
lovely women dive in this boat ...
*twizzles my whiskers in caddish manner *
can I scupper your boat an carry all the ....erm ...women ..an children ...
kids no ....erm ...Pfft
(Im going hell for that ..lol)
lovely women dive in this boat ...
*twizzles my whiskers in caddish manner *
Ahoy there Murderous Mike. 
You try any scuppering around here and the women will be diving on you faster than you can say ooooh nice plank.
You try any scuppering around here and the women will be diving on you faster than you can say ooooh nice plank.
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Is it just you and me?
I think it is - you know what usually happens though?
I do. And this time we have swords, hooks and parrots.
Still - it's got to be worth a go
Oooh Mike - sounds interesting ducky - don't frighten him off 
ive only been gone for five minutes and mikes making off with all the available crumpet..............
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
ive only been gone for five minutes and mikes making off with all the available crumpet..............
Aww, hi Rekaf - no, ducky frightened him off waving that sword about
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
ive only been gone for five minutes and mikes making off with all the available crumpet..............
Aww, hi Rekaf - no, ducky frightened him off waving that sword about
'waving that sword about'.....is that an analogy for something scatt.............
Evening Rekaf.
Ahoy me hearties 
Who's mesin' wiv my plank?????
Who's mesin' wiv my plank?????
Hup hup 
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
ive only been gone for five minutes and mikes making off with all the available crumpet..............
Aww, hi Rekaf - no, ducky frightened him off waving that sword about
'waving that sword about'.....is that an analogy for something scatt.............
Well, er...no
Hi Mrs B and mary
Ooooh two pirates for the price of one. Or bogof pirates if you will. 
Evening MrsB and Maz.
Evening MrsB and Maz.
*waits patiently to be man-handled by one of the men*
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:
Hi Mrs B and mary
Hey Scatts
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Ooooh two pirates for the price of one. Or bogof pirates if you will.
Evening MrsB and Maz.
Hey Ducks
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*waits patiently to be man-handled by one of the men*
Ducky has now frightened them both off - she's become very aggressive since being armed with all those new weapons
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*waits patiently to be man-handled by one of the men*
Ducky has now frightened them both off - she's become very aggressive since being armed with all those new weapons
All I did was say evening to Rekaf ands he scarpered!
Maybe he gets sea sick?
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*waits patiently to be man-handled by one of the men*
Ducky has now frightened them both off - she's become very aggressive since being armed with all those new weapons
*puts pj's on over sparkly thong and tassles...grabs a cocoa and plots mutiny*
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by scatterby:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*waits patiently to be man-handled by one of the men*
Ducky has now frightened them both off - she's become very aggressive since being armed with all those new weapons
All I did was say evening to Rekaf ands he scarpered!
Maybe he gets sea sick?
Hello sailors ...
sorry tossed your kids
but ..
we had on my life boat lifeboat the trolls...
but as we sink
we getting a few sizist ,
ageist
an smokist ....
I threw troll tw*ts over board an drowned them.......!
*foot on head *
all aboard folks ..
sorry tossed your kids
but ..
we had on my life boat lifeboat the trolls...
but as we sink
we getting a few sizist ,
ageist
an smokist ....
I threw troll tw*ts over board an drowned them.......!
*foot on head *
all aboard folks ..
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Hi 
* flees from thread*
* flees from thread*
Mary , hi everyone 
.
, hi everyone .quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Hello sailors ...
sorry tossed your kids
but ..
we had on my life boat lifeboat the trolls...
but as we sink
we getting a few sizist ,
ageist
an smokist ....
I threw troll tw*ts over board an drowned them.......!
*foot on head *
all aboard folks ..
A man after my own heart. We've been throwing trolls over board for months.
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
*removes pjs at return of men and smiles hopefully seductively*
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
Hi
* flees from thread*
Hiya Ros.
What are we fleeing from?
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
thats me pants dux, and you shouldn't be looking.......
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
*admires Rekaf's paranoia....*
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
*admires Rekaf's paranoia....*
keep that up and you will go across my knee
woman.........
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
thats me pants dux, and you shouldn't be looking.......
I am a pirate. I'm always looking for hidden treasure.
be back later.........apprentice
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
*admires Rekaf's paranoia....*
keep that up and you will go across my knee
woman.........
*puts sudocream back in fridge and waits...not very patiently....for the apprentice to finish and the spanking to begin*
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
are you lot logged on to another site somewhere.....here one minute, gone the next....
Pull your trousers up Rekaf... your paranoia is showing.
*admires Rekaf's paranoia....*
keep that up and you will go across my knee
woman.........
*puts sudocream back in fridge and waits...not very patiently....for the apprentice to finish and the spanking to begin*
*makes a quick exit*
