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vanaheimMember

quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
Yo Ho ho and a bottle of YUM....

A yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum,
I lift my skirt
And I flash my bum

I raise your flash and smack yar cheeks...

5/11/092:35 PM

MrsBMember

Where's my picture then Van?????

I'm sitting here all excited....and nowt

5/11/092:35 PM

MrsBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
Yo Ho ho and a bottle of YUM....

A yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum,
I lift my skirt
And I flash my bum

I raise your flash and smack yar cheeks...

*assumes position and braces for a spanking*

5/11/092:35 PM

vanaheimMember

quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
Where's my picture then Van?????

I'm sitting here all excited....and nowt

Ohh errr Jim lad... I be afraid it's one ye will 'ave to wait fer... ~wink ~wink... say no more... CAn't be posting on this ere plank I fraid...

5/11/092:36 PM

vanaheimMember

quote:
*assumes position and braces for a spanking*

*Grabs paddle and creates a wind tunnel practicing..*

Just putting me back into it...

5/11/092:38 PM

MrsBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
Where's my picture then Van?????

I'm sitting here all excited....and nowt

Ohh errr Jim lad... I be afraid it's one ye will 'ave to wait fer... ~wink ~wink... say no more... CAn't be posting on this ere plank I fraid...

*chucks a shore leave form at Ducky...steals a lifeboat and heads for the Mad place*

5/11/092:38 PM

MrsBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
*assumes position and braces for a spanking*

*Grabs paddle and creates a wind tunnel practicing..*

Just putting me back into it...

*puts Sudocream in fridge...this may smart*

5/11/092:39 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
Official Ducky portrait....to be seen hanging in all top naval bases...

On the WANTED list...obviously

Arrr ye washer of the plank.... that be a mighty fine canvass ye got thar...

Why thank thee sailor.

5/11/092:40 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
*assumes position and braces for a spanking*

*Grabs paddle and creates a wind tunnel practicing..*

Just putting me back into it...

5/11/092:41 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by Vanaheim:
quote:
Originally posted by rosgirl:
quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by MrsB:
Ducky...I makeded yoo a speshul cushun..

Baz is going to be SOOOOOO jealous.

* waits to pinch it and take it to the towers*

* still flouncing about the UNFAIR pic*

Ros... What's the UNFAIR Pic???

I posted her a very sweet little teddy bear in the post a FM a pic thread. I don't know what she's complaining about.

5/11/092:42 PM

vanaheimMember

I only managed 3 seconds on the main page

Wasn't long enough to spot anything...

5/11/092:45 PM

MrsBMember

I'm off now...MrB is home and we have Ashes to Ashes to watch...I'm off to dribble over Gene Hunt!

Nighty night all...see ya tomorrow

5/11/092:45 PM

Tayto.Member

Hiya Van. Nite MrsB.

5/11/092:47 PM

vanaheimMember

Night MrsB

I'm off too, I don't want to push my luck with the headaches, so far my little plan has worked, but I don't want to take any more chances...

Night Night All

5/11/092:47 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

Night MrsB. Night Van. Be gone ye lily livered light weights.

5/11/092:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

snaffly Van sausage: :

5/11/092:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

snaffly me

5/11/092:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

testing

5/11/092:59 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Night everybody

ARRR me hearties

5/11/093:36 PM

mary_beeMember

*Wanders in*

Coooeeeee

5/11/094:31 PM

mary_beeMember

*Puts night light on and goes to cabin*

5/11/094:44 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Bye Mary

5/11/094:48 PM

NotyMember

Ello Ello Newmarkers

Wakey, wakey

Baz is making you all breakfast, rise and shine

5/12/093:46 AM

MrsBMember

5/12/098:34 AM

MrsBMember

*hoists the mainsail and points ship to top of page*

5/12/098:35 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

Gives the ship a bump and grind

Hi Mrs B

5/12/098:37 AM

MrsBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
Gives the ship a bump and grind

Hi Mrs B

Hi Kaytee

Taking shore leave for a while to cook some tea for the mini-Bods!! Back soon xx

5/12/098:40 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

See you later

5/12/098:56 AM

MrsBMember

I'm aft and settin' this ship t'sea again..

5/12/0910:25 AM

scatterbyMember 10 years

Hi Mrs B

5/12/0910:38 AM

Former Member

hup ya go

5/12/0912:16 PM

scatterbyMember 10 years

and again

5/12/0912:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

5/12/0912:59 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

AARR me hearties - shiver me timbers - grog - bilge rat

5/12/091:13 PM

scatterbyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by rosgirl:
AARR me hearties - shiver me timbers - grog - bilge rat

Shocking behaviour

5/12/091:14 PM

Tayto.Member

Harrrrrrrrr yee scurvy sea dogs.

5/12/092:21 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

CAPNNNnnnnnn DUcKEEEEEeeeeeeee -

where are you??/

5/12/092:48 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

Bleedin hell Ros.... you nearly burst me eardrums there.

5/12/093:11 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Duckypup:
Bleedin hell Ros.... you nearly burst me eardrums there.

Missed you

- see ya

5/12/093:21 PM

MrsBMember

*watches Jack masterfully steer the ship back onto page1*

*sigh*

5/13/098:36 AM

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