some brilliant stuff in here
*feels I have lived a sheltered and boring life*
some brilliant stuff in here
some brilliant stuff in here
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
The worst thing I've ever done whilst piddled was to puke all over some caravan at the fair. I had just drunk a rather substantial amount of something horribly strong and decided to watch some of the rides going round...this was all going well until the ride I was watching started to speed up...suddenly my head couldn't keep up with my eyes and my stomach just gave up completely...so out came all that lquid...along with the chips and curry sauce I'd had earlier. And I never told the peeps in the caravan
Then there's the time I was so piddled the morning after my 19th birthday that I went to the loo...only I took a wrong turning and fell down the stairs...my bladder wasn't strong enough to cope with the fall and still hold all the alcohol...
Thank you Mrs B... share my shame
I was at my brother in laws boring Polish wedding... they put out tons and tons of Polish vodka and shot glasses. I have complete memory loss of most of the night.
But I do know that I said WAY WAY too much to my mother in law. The emails are still coming in!
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I loved the flavoured toothpastes at Safeway. Strawberry and orange I think.
And I had an obsession with the milkteeth one
Oh god, the milkteeth one is lovely!!
Pearl drops is probably my favourite.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Mrs B keep your toothbrushes away from Mary
I doo love brushing my teeth though
What did I miss then?
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Awww Ditty... you've got one in a million there.
Even I might consider sharing my remote with a man if he was prepared to put my wet knickers in a carrier bag.
So glad it was Tesco's though. Adds a bit of class to the proceedings.
Nipping to the HL thread now sooo thanks so much guysss 
What on earth would I do without you all?!
What on earth would I do without you all?!
I am fairly sure any credibility previous Maz advice may have had, has now been undermined by the drunken wee confessions! quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
The worst thing I've ever done whilst piddled was to puke all over some caravan at the fair. I had just drunk a rather substantial amount of something horribly strong and decided to watch some of the rides going round...this was all going well until the ride I was watching started to speed up...suddenly my head couldn't keep up with my eyes and my stomach just gave up completely...so out came all that lquid...along with the chips and curry sauce I'd had earlier. And I never told the peeps in the caravan
Then there's the time I was so piddled the morning after my 19th birthday that I went to the loo...only I took a wrong turning and fell down the stairs...my bladder wasn't strong enough to cope with the fall and still hold all the alcohol...
Thank you Mrs B... share my shame
I was at my brother in laws boring Polish wedding... they put out tons and tons of Polish vodka and shot glasses. I have complete memory loss of most of the night.
But I do know that I said WAY WAY too much to my mother in law. The emails are still coming in!
Well...what did they expect...Newmarkers and Polish vodka??? Where was the bliddy rum? Wouldn't have happened if they'd had rum...
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Well...what did they expect...Newmarkers and Polish vodka??? Where was the bliddy rum? Wouldn't have happened if they'd had rum...
I feel like I didn't do that much wrong when I talk about it in here!
You and Ducky & the rest of the Newmarkers.... take away the cringey's!
Oh dear Fred. Oh dear oh dear oh dear
*wonders if Mary has a toothbrush in hand while watching BB*
quote:
I'm lucky if I can manage to clean mine and not have a huge splodge of toothpaste on my top when I'm done...
Go on Dave!
quote:Originally posted by rosgirl:
*feels I have lived a sheltered and boring life*
some brilliant stuff in here
Me too.
I paid the price of getting pregnant at 18..... my drunken nights out came to an abrupt end. *fails to mention she didn't drink till she was 22 cos she can't stand the taste of most alcohol and has a "new taste" phobia*
Oooh pretendy wobbly voice **** off Bea
Wrong thread sorry, wondered why no LF chat!
Nice having you Francas Duckyquote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
Well...what did they expect...Newmarkers and Polish vodka??? Where was the bliddy rum? Wouldn't have happened if they'd had rum...
I feel like I didn't do that much wrong when I talk about it in here!
You and Ducky & the rest of the Newmarkers.... take away the cringey's!
At the end of the day, no crime was committed...so, you peed your pants, hurled torrents of abuse at the ma-in-law and may well have permenantly screwed the polish sewers with all the puke...BUT the police weren't called and weapons weren't used...not a bad night really....
Hiya Fracas 
Do you think you are in HL fred or are you trying to distract us from our embarrassing confessions?
Do you think you are in HL fred or are you trying to distract us from our embarrassing confessions?
Dinnertime
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Wrong thread sorry, wondered why no LF chat!
oops, there's my answer
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Hiya Fracas
Do you think you are in HL fred or are trying to distract us from our embarrassing confessions?
I didn't like to say anything!
:idiot:
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Hiya Fracas
Do you think you are in HL fred or are trying to distract us from our embarrassing confessions?
I didn't like to say anything!
It happened in the Towers the other day too.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
:idiot:
You'll fit in just fine then...
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
:idiot:
Twas funny.... your Bea fury interlaced with our drunken wee confessions!
oooh... Daughter is playing in the LF thread!
Decisions, decisions... do I stay and hide in here... or go and supervise!
Daughter is playing in the LF thread!Decisions, decisions... do I stay and hide in here... or go and supervise!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooh...
Decisions, decisions... do I stay and hide in here... or go and supervise!
I just saw
She's doing a great job.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooh...
Decisions, decisions... do I stay and hide in here... or go and supervise!
Should you edit your confesions or is she aware of the drunken mess her mother became?
Just nipping in to say:
I HATE BEA
I HATE BEA
quote:Twas funny.... your Bea fury interlaced with our drunken wee confessions!
I didn't notice any different cos we were talking about sweets in LF thread last night!
Just thought tonight's theme must be booze quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Just nipping in to say:
I HATE BEA
We know sweetie
Was that just a touch too patronising?
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooh...
Decisions, decisions... do I stay and hide in here... or go and supervise!
Should you edit your confesions or is she aware of the drunken mess her mother became?
She knows it all! Hubby told her! She has been shouting 'deliquent' at me all week and tutting!
She knows more than I do, cos when hubby talks about it I put my fingers in my ears and do the LALALALALALALA thingy!
To put a parenting spin on it... she learns by her mothers mistakes!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Twas funny.... your Bea fury interlaced with our drunken wee confessions!
I didn't notice any different cos we were talking about sweets in LF thread last night!
quote:Originally posted by Duckypup:
Was that just a touch too patronising?
Not as patronising as the Bea
*wonders if Agent Provocateur do incontinence knickers*
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:
*wonders if Agent Provocateur do incontinence knickers*
Bloody Always keep advertising their new incontinence pads on the telly.... you can imagine the digs I get we're all watching telly in the lounge!